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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Dr. Valery Fabrikant Third Base
Retired (2039, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .302 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .861 Status Retired (2039) Option Years 0  
H 3106 Age 67 (OS 68) Date of Birth 06-28-2002
HR 379 Drafted Round 1, Pick 1
(2023)
Majors Svc Time 17 years
(56 games)
RBI 1361
SB 379
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R B+ Power vs. L Velocity D+   Mentor vR C+
Speed B- Bunt D+ Control D+   Mentor vL C+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 2
2B D+ (22.4%) CF ---   Health LCS Appearances 8
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 11
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2023 CHN
151
586
84
149
26
3
21
59
82
86 2 1
12
17 14
.764
.347
.416
.162
.254
2024 CHN
151
618
79
170
26
3
20
65
55
89 5 1
20
20 7
.763
.339
.424
.149
.275
2025 CHN
151
617
96
192
43
1
20
84
83
83 1 4
20
13 7
.873
.391
.481
.170
.311
2026 CHN
131
533
79
172
32
2
22
79
69
70 2 3
22
13 5
.914
.400
.514
.191
.323
2027 CHN
151
653
104
211
40
3
25
84
64
74 4 4
18
19 5
.893
.385
.508
.185
.323
2028 CHN
151
632
121
202
30
4
28
86
80
97 6 3
38
26 9
.912
.399
.513
.193
.320
2029 CHN
151
629
120
203
25
12
26
94
72
76 3 5
30
26 12
.917
.392
.525
.202
.323
2030 CHN
151
650
131
191
30
6
21
91
76
79 6 3
35
12 20
.827
.371
.455
.162
.294
2031 CHN
151
658
141
206
29
13
25
93
86
92 1 3
36
11 16
.902
.392
.511
.198
.313
2032 CHN
151
636
117
194
30
10
25
86
75
95 2 2
27
14 15
.881
.379
.502
.197
.305
2033 CHN
151
640
123
194
32
9
25
84
80
93 0 2
35
15 18
.878
.380
.498
.195
.303
2034 CHN
151
653
135
223
43
16
25
103
70
91 1 6
28
8 9
.974
.403
.571
.230
.342
2035 CHN
151
655
131
202
25
12
23
72
75
84 3 1
26
15 18
.870
.381
.489
.180
.308
2036 CLE
151
619
109
183
28
7
27
92
65
88 1 0
10
6 20
.858
.364
.494
.199
.296
2037 CLE
151
626
111
193
28
3
28
93
75
85 2 5
22
12 11
.878
.381
.497
.188
.308
2038 CLE
121
462
63
122
26
2
13
65
51
66 2 1
0
0 7
.753
.339
.413
.149
.264
2039 CLE
136
402
58
99
21
1
5
31
50
67 0 5
0
0 12
.667
.326
.341
.095
.246
Total
2502
10269
1802
3106
514
107
379
1361
1208
1415 41 49
379
227 205
.861
.377
.484
.182
.302
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2039-11-01Dr. Valery Fabrikant has retired from the Cleveland Riflemen
2038-08-06Dr. Valery Fabrikant of the Cleveland Riflemen is injured and is expected to be out 32 days.
2036-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago TURDS! and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive Muntadhar Al-Zeidi, Dr. Valery Fabrikant, The 4th Crusade from the Chicago TURDS! in exchange for Dana Gladding, Bill Steverson, Draft Pick - 2037 Round 1 (CLE).
2026-08-13Dr. Valery Fabrikant of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2023-04-03The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have renamed Mickey Jeter to Dr. Valery Fabrikant.
2023-04-01The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have promoted Mickey Jeter to the major league team. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have sent Joe Siglin to the minors.