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Max Carey League
4-12-2075
Gluteus Maximus Right Field
Retired (1990, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .269 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .732 Status Deceased (2038) Option Years 0  
H 1387 Age at Death 85 Date of Birth 02-01-1953
HR 122 Drafted Round 1, Pick 12
(1976)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(129 games)
RBI 661
SB 95
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B- Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship A+
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L B  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B- Bunt C  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * D- (9.4%) SS --- Range D  WS Rings 0
1B B+ (73.4%) LF --- Arm A- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health C+ LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1976 CHA
21
74
8
18
3
0
2
10
11
 17 0 0
3
 0 1
.706
.341
.365
.122
.243
1977 CHA
114
401
58
110
14
6
13
47
36
 82 1 2
6
 3 13
.770
.334
.436
.162
.274
1978 CHA
142
521
65
129
20
0
9
65
59
 96 2 1
15
 8 11
.664
.326
.338
.090
.248
1979 CHA
142
538
67
134
20
3
15
72
50
 98 0 5
10
 4 9
.691
.310
.381
.132
.249
1980 CHA
147
394
51
91
17
3
4
36
50
 61 3 3
11
 4 8
.640
.320
.320
.089
.231
1981 CHA
141
221
29
59
9
2
4
19
18
 32 0 0
4
 1 6
.702
.322
.380
.113
.267
1982 CHA
124
361
56
100
21
2
10
45
48
 61 1 2
6
 3 5
.791
.362
.429
.152
.277
1983 CHA
144
516
57
148
22
2
12
80
39
 92 1 3
7
 3 14
.743
.336
.407
.120
.287
1984 CHA
107
320
34
77
10
5
5
32
31
 54 2 0
2
 1 12
.662
.312
.350
.109
.241
1985 CHA
123
403
55
114
18
1
12
61
34
 72 0 1
5
 1 13
.760
.338
.422
.139
.283
1986 CHA
121
359
46
101
17
1
13
53
35
 60 1 4
7
 2 11
.786
.343
.443
.162
.281
1987 CHA
137
493
74
148
26
5
10
65
62
 84 2 4
8
 1 8
.812
.378
.434
.134
.300
1988 CHA
85
246
31
70
10
4
5
39
22
 42 0 2
7
 1 3
.759
.341
.419
.134
.285
1989 CHA
69
204
26
61
6
1
7
23
12
 35 1 0
3
 2 2
.782
.341
.441
.142
.299
1990 CHA
85
110
12
27
6
1
1
14
17
 23 0 0
1
 1 2
.692
.346
.345
.100
.245
Total
1702
5161
669
1387
219
36
122
661
524
 909 14 27
95
 35 118
.732
.336
.396
.127
.269
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1990-11-01Gluteus Maximus has retired from the Chicago Incorruptibles
1982-07-07Gluteus Maximus of the Chicago Incorruptibles is injured and is expected to be out 33 days.
1981-06-19Gluteus Maximus of the Chicago Incorruptibles is injured and is expected to be out 13 days.
1977-08-26Gluteus Maximus of the Chicago Incorruptibles is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
1977-04-01The Chicago Incorruptibles have promoted Gluteus Maximus to the major league team. The Chicago Incorruptibles have designated Jimmy Fulla Mangus for assignment.
1977-04-01The Chicago Incorruptibles have sent Gluteus Maximus to the minors.
1976-09-05The Chicago Incorruptibles have promoted Gluteus Maximus to the major league team. The Chicago Incorruptibles have promoted Weird Thing to the major league team.
1976-04-01The Chicago Incorruptibles have renamed Tommy Burkart to Gluteus Maximus.