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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Poison Milk: you know the rest Left Field
Retired (2033, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .233 Total Rating C    Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .610 Status Deceased (2067) Option Years 0  
H 592 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 10-26-1996
HR 34 Drafted Round 2, Pick 28
(2017)		 Majors Svc Time 6 years
(45 games)
RBI 257
SB 25
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B- Contact vs. L C  Endurance B-   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L C  Velocity D-   Mentor vR B 
Speed C+ Bunt D+ Control D+   Mentor vL F 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm C- WS Appearances 0
2B B- (58.1%) CF ---   Health C+ LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF B+ (70.9%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2017 CLE
16
62
4
15
0
1
2
7
2
 12 1 0
1
 0 0
.648
.277
.371
.129
.242
2018 CLE
17
62
1
4
0
0
0
2
3
 18 0 1
1
 0 0
.171
.106
.065
.000
.065
2028 SEA
109
396
39
102
19
3
10
47
33
 86 2 0
1
 0 26
.714
.318
.396
.139
.258
2029 SEA
142
487
44
129
18
6
8
65
33
 97 2 3
5
 3 36
.688
.312
.376
.111
.265
2030 SEA
142
483
49
128
13
5
7
43
49
 86 1 2
6
 1 22
.689
.333
.356
.091
.265
2031 SEA
96
326
24
66
4
3
2
22
28
 69 2 1
3
 1 4
.520
.269
.252
.049
.202
2032 SEA
110
371
28
75
12
0
2
35
37
 66 1 2
5
 3 6
.526
.275
.251
.049
.202
2033 SEA
102
357
31
73
9
1
3
36
28
 68 0 2
3
 6 8
.521
.261
.261
.056
.204
Total
734
2544
220
592
75
19
34
257
213
 502 9 11
25
 14 102
.610
.293
.317
.085
.233
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2033-11-01Poison Milk: you know the rest has retired from the Seattle Joystick Jockeys
2032-07-21Poison Milk: you know the rest of the Seattle Joystick Jockeys is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2032-06-22Poison Milk: you know the rest of the Seattle Joystick Jockeys is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2031-08-05Poison Milk: you know the rest of the Seattle Joystick Jockeys is injured and is expected to be out 40 days.
2028-04-01A trade has been completed between the Cleveland Riflemen and the Seattle Joystick Jockeys. The Seattle Joystick Jockeys receive Poison Milk: you know the rest, Mendy Easterling from the Cleveland Riflemen in exchange for Manny Mayberry.
2027-08-23The Cleveland Riflemen have acquired Poison Milk: you know the rest from the waiver wire.
2027-07-31The Cleveland Riflemen have waived Poison Milk: you know the rest.
2027-07-14The Cleveland Riflemen have acquired Poison Milk: you know the rest from the waiver wire.
2027-04-14The Boston Black Sox have waived Poison Milk: you know the rest.
2027-03-25The Boston Black Sox have acquired Poison Milk: you know the rest from the waiver wire.
2020-04-01The Cleveland Riflemen have waived Poison Milk: you know the rest.
2019-10-23The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Major General John Gibbon to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Battleship! to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have sent Lieutenant Lip Botz. to the minors. The Cleveland Riflemen have sent Poison Milk: you know the rest to the minors.
2019-09-23The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Poison Milk: you know the rest to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Lieutenant Lip Botz. to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have sent Battleship! to the minors. The Cleveland Riflemen have sent Major General John Gibbon to the minors.
2018-06-02The Cleveland Riflemen have sent Poison Milk: you know the rest to the minors.
2018-05-12The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Poison Milk: you know the rest to the major league team.
2017-05-22The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Jocko Homo to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have sent Poison Milk: you know the rest to the minors.
2017-05-01The Cleveland Riflemen have promoted Poison Milk: you know the rest to the major league team. The Cleveland Riflemen have designated Stan Klaerner for assignment.
2017-05-01The Cleveland Riflemen have renamed Ed Polidor to Poison Milk: you know the rest.
2017-05-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Cagers and the Cleveland Riflemen. The Cleveland Riflemen receive Beany Fulghum, Stan Klaerner, Academically Ineligible, Roy Weaver, Ed Polidor, Draft Pick - 2020 Round 2 (CHA), Draft Pick - 2018 Round 2 (STL) from the Chicago Cagers in exchange for Cotton Panties, Montgomery Blair, Morbid Angel .
2017-04-01The Chicago Cagers have promoted Stan Klaerner to the major league team. The Chicago Cagers have sent Ed Polidor to the minors.
2017-04-01The Chicago Cagers have promoted Ed Polidor to the major league team. The Chicago Cagers have promoted Ben Campaneris to the major league team.