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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Tims case of Herpes Right Field
Retired (2028, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .275 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .784 Status Deceased (2066) Option Years 0  
H 1688 Age at Death 74 Date of Birth 10-28-1992
HR 265 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2014)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(2 games)
RBI 975
SB 129
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C+ Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L A  Velocity F    Mentor vR B+
Speed B- Bunt B- Control D-   Mentor vL B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C- WS Rings 0
1B D  (15.6%) LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health C  LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2014 CHN
139
523
52
116
14
7
14
57
30
 121 4 1
11
 9 12
.624
.269
.356
.134
.222
2015 CHN
139
537
60
150
23
4
20
85
27
 95 4 2
9
 10 10
.766
.318
.449
.169
.279
2016 CHN
148
495
76
142
15
2
24
71
46
 96 2 2
14
 14 7
.819
.349
.471
.184
.287
2017 CHN
145
529
67
151
23
4
22
79
41
 107 1 2
17
 15 5
.806
.337
.469
.183
.285
2018 CHN
140
514
58
124
15
2
17
64
42
 104 3 2
14
 5 6
.679
.301
.377
.136
.241
2019 CHN
142
497
70
158
27
1
24
108
41
 85 1 5
13
 8 10
.889
.368
.521
.203
.318
2020 CHN
145
489
52
133
20
3
19
76
38
 102 3 7
13
 8 9
.766
.324
.442
.170
.272
2021 CHN
129
136
18
34
3
0
6
16
13
 31 1 1
2
 3 0
.722
.318
.404
.154
.250
2022 KC
115
471
76
140
17
4
27
75
31
 86 0 2
14
 6 8
.862
.339
.522
.225
.297
2023 KC
106
426
63
122
13
5
27
86
40
 74 3 1
17
 13 6
.882
.351
.531
.244
.286
2024 KC
121
501
77
145
18
5
29
98
28
 92 3 4
5
 2 7
.847
.328
.519
.230
.289
2025 KC
98
322
36
84
16
2
11
55
24
 58 0 3
0
 0 5
.735
.309
.425
.165
.261
2026 KC
90
263
55
79
12
6
14
56
27
 52 0 2
0
 0 2
.914
.363
.551
.251
.300
2027 KC-DET-KC
129
446
51
110
26
1
11
49
37
 83 1 3
0
 0 6
.687
.304
.383
.137
.247
Total
1786
6149
811
1688
242
46
265
975
465
 1186 26 37
129
 93 93
.784
.326
.458
.184
.275
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2028-11-01Tims case of Herpes has retired from the Texas Vagaries
2027-06-18A trade has been completed between the Detroit Urban Utopia and the Kansas City Soul Crushers. The Kansas City Soul Crushers receive Tims case of Herpes, Wolfgang von Regensburg, The Snapple Lady, Frank Mallonee from the Detroit Urban Utopia in exchange for Ecky Jordan, Darryl Dawkins, Lex - the guy who killed Fruit.
2027-05-21A trade has been completed between the Detroit Urban Utopia and the Kansas City Soul Crushers. The Kansas City Soul Crushers receive Darryl Dawkins, Lex - the guy who killed Fruit, Ecky Jordan from the Detroit Urban Utopia in exchange for Tims case of Herpes, Wolfgang von Regensburg, Frank Mallonee, The Snapple Lady.
2025-05-13The Kansas City Soul Crushers have renamed Tim"s case of Herpes to Tims case of Herpes.
2024-08-19Tim s case of Herpes of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2023-07-07Tim s case of Herpes of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 24 days.
2023-04-02Tim s case of Herpes of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2022-09-05Tim s case of Herpes of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 35 days.
2022-05-29Tim s case of Herpes of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 6 days.
2022-04-01A trade has been completed between the Kansas City Soul Crushers and the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd receive Jason Brown from the Kansas City Soul Crushers in exchange for Marcia Clark, Tim"s case of Herpes.
2014-04-01The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have renamed Troy Reilley to Tim"s case of Herpes.
2014-04-01The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have promoted Troy Reilley to the major league team. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have sent Jim Jones` Refreashing Drink to the minors. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have sent Miss Saigon to the minors.