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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
¿Por qué no te callas? Starting Pitcher
Retired (2026, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.69 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 210-129 Status Deceased (2053) Option Years 0  
SV 1 Age at Death 63 Date of Birth 11-27-1990
K 2527 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(2009)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(86 games)
IP 3546.2
WHIP 1.29
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D- Endurance B+   Ldrship B-
Power vs. R F  Power vs. L D- Velocity B+   Mentor Val A-
Speed D- Bunt C  Control B+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D  WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm C  WS Appearances 4
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 7
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2011 NYA
4
 5
17
17
4
2
0
 0
112.1
 126 63 60 0 41
73
1.49
4.81
2012 NYA
6
 17
33
33
4
1
0
 0
212.1
 231 134 124 5 73
145
1.43
5.26
2013 NYA
8
 16
30
30
3
0
0
 0
194.0
 211 117 112 7 74
124
1.47
5.20
2014 NYA
14
 11
38
38
3
2
0
 0
257.0
 258 117 115 1 107
184
1.42
4.03
2015 NYA
13
 9
37
37
2
1
0
 0
245.0
 249 113 106 6 99
159
1.42
3.89
2016 NYA
13
 8
36
36
3
2
0
 0
243.2
 240 118 107 1 91
158
1.36
3.95
2017 NYA
11
 9
36
36
5
1
0
 0
251.2
 234 126 115 7 110
176
1.37
4.11
2018 NYA
19
 7
36
36
3
1
0
 0
243.0
 231 106 97 7 92
183
1.33
3.59
2019 NYA
18
 11
36
36
7
5
0
 0
257.2
 233 94 91 1 84
203
1.23
3.18
2020 NYA
16
 5
35
35
5
1
0
 0
241.0
 205 87 79 4 86
169
1.21
2.95
2021 NYA
19
 4
37
35
10
5
0
 0
262.0
 193 82 71 3 83
186
1.05
2.44
2022 NYA
18
 5
35
35
7
2
0
 0
255.2
 212 100 95 4 87
198
1.17
3.34
2023 NYA
13
 7
36
36
8
4
0
 0
250.0
 227 89 87 5 83
200
1.24
3.13
2024 NYA
19
 6
37
36
8
2
1
 0
266.0
 245 109 100 1 71
178
1.19
3.38
2025 NYA
17
 7
31
31
9
3
0
 0
224.2
 202 82 80 0 59
170
1.16
3.20
2026 NYA
2
 2
10
4
1
1
0
 0
30.2
 32 17 16 0 11
21
1.40
4.70
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
210
 129
520
511
82
33
1
 0
3546.2
 3329 1554 1455 52 1251
2527
1.29
3.69
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2026-11-01¿Por qué no te callas? has retired from the New York Arsenal
2013-04-20¿Por qué no te callas? of the New York Arsenal is injured and is expected to be out 42 days.
2012-04-11¿Por qué no te callas? of the New York Arsenal is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2011-07-13The New York Arsenal have promoted ¿Por qué no te callas? to the major league team. The New York Arsenal have designated 13"s fists for assignment.
2011-04-01A trade has been completed between the New York Arsenal and the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd receive Tina Weymouth, Tomahawk, Eddie Van Halen, Shania Twain, Bud Blair, Ricin, Joe Barbee, Roger Rawley, Draft Pick - 2012 Round 2 (NYA) from the New York Arsenal in exchange for Maximillian Robespierre, ¿Por qué no te callas?, Chuck Ricketts, Mike Gravel, Draft Pick - 2012 Round 1 (CHN).
2009-06-11The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have renamed Cleo Quinn to ¿Por qué no te callas?.