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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Deformed Deveau Love Child Center Field
Retired (2014, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .250 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .686 Status Deceased (2052) Option Years 0  
H 226 Age at Death 73 Date of Birth 01-06-1979
HR 16 Drafted Round 2, Pick 17
(2001)		 Majors Svc Time 7 years
(76 games)
RBI 121
SB 31
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B- Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B- Velocity D    Mentor vR A+
Speed A  Bunt C- Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm D- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health D  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF A+ (98.1%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2007 KC
52
90
8
25
3
3
1
11
6
 21 0 1
0
 2 0
.731
.320
.411
.133
.278
2008 KC
64
59
9
14
0
0
0
6
11
 8 1 0
2
 0 0
.603
.366
.237
.000
.237
2009 KC
141
389
50
88
15
4
5
50
42
 69 5 2
18
 2 2
.632
.308
.324
.098
.226
2010 CHN
102
125
17
32
5
2
4
18
14
 23 0 1
3
 2 0
.753
.329
.424
.168
.256
2011 WAS
7
7
1
2
0
0
1
2
0
 1 0 0
0
 0 0
1.000
.286
.714
.429
.286
2012 WAS
46
72
11
25
4
0
1
12
8
 5 0 0
2
 0 3
.857
.412
.444
.097
.347
2013 WAS
57
155
29
39
6
1
4
21
14
 23 0 2
6
 1 1
.691
.310
.381
.129
.252
2014 BOS
6
6
0
1
0
0
0
1
0
 3 0 0
0
 0 0
.333
.167
.167
.000
.167
Total
475
903
125
226
33
10
16
121
95
 153 6 6
31
 7 6
.686
.324
.362
.112
.250
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2014-11-01Deformed Deveau Love Child has retired from the Boston Black Sox
2014-04-01The Boston Black Sox have acquired Deformed Deveau Love Child from the waiver wire.
2014-04-01The Boston Black Sox have demoted Louis Keystone to the minor leagues.
2013-10-05The Washington Playbills have promoted Rocky Horror Show to the major league team. The Washington Playbills have promoted Do I Hear a Waltz? to the major league team. The Washington Playbills have promoted 42nd Street to the major league team. The Washington Playbills have promoted Gypsy to the major league team. The Washington Playbills have designated At the Ballet for assignment. The Washington Playbills have designated Deformed Deveau Love Child for assignment. The Washington Playbills have designated Nobody Needs to Know for assignment. The Washington Playbills have designated Harry BallZ for assignment.
2013-08-28Deformed Deveau Love Child of the Washington Playbills is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2013-07-25Deformed Deveau Love Child of the Washington Playbills is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
2011-04-14The Washington Playbills have acquired Deformed Deveau Love Child from the waiver wire.
2011-04-14The Washington Playbills have demoted Chicago to the minor leagues.
2011-04-01The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have promoted Clifford Olsen to the major league team. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have promoted Lucius Cornelius Sulla to the major league team. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have designated Deformed Deveau Love Child for assignment. The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have designated TheJoe"s 3 letter word Theme for assignment.
2010-04-08The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have acquired Deformed Deveau Love Child from the waiver wire.
2010-04-08The Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd have demoted Recent OGL DeVeau renames to the minor leagues.
2010-03-25The Kansas City Soul Crushers have promoted Hawkshaw Hawkins to the major league team. The Kansas City Soul Crushers have designated Deformed Deveau Love Child for assignment.
2008-05-25The Kansas City Soul Crushers have promoted Deformed Deveau Love Child to the major league team. The Kansas City Soul Crushers have sent Tatenda, the Ivory Poacher to the minors.
2008-04-01The Kansas City Soul Crushers have promoted Pete Hetling to the major league team. The Kansas City Soul Crushers have designated Deformed Deveau Love Child for assignment.
2007-09-06Deformed Deveau Love Child of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2007-07-28Deformed Deveau Love Child of the Kansas City Soul Crushers is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2007-04-23The Kansas City Soul Crushers have promoted Deformed Deveau Love Child to the major league team. The Kansas City Soul Crushers have designated Acme Septic Tanks Inc. for assignment.
2007-04-16The Kansas City Soul Crushers have acquired Deformed Deveau Love Child from the waiver wire.
2007-04-03The Chicago Cagers have waived Deformed Deveau Love Child.
2006-10-03The Chicago Cagers have promoted Tom Deveau Can"t Jump to the major league team. The Chicago Cagers have sent Deformed Deveau Love Child to the minors.
2006-10-03The Chicago Cagers have promoted Deformed Deveau Love Child to the major league team. The Chicago Cagers have promoted Tom Deveau Sucks Dick to the major league team. The Chicago Cagers have sent The Ballboy to the minors. The Chicago Cagers have sent Low Top Sneakers to the minors.
2006-05-02The Chicago Cagers have renamed Tom Deveau"s to Deformed Deveau Love Child.
2006-05-02The Chicago Cagers have renamed Lance Purtell to Tom Deveau"s .
2004-04-14The Chicago Cagers have acquired Lance Purtell from the waiver wire.
2004-04-01The New York Left of the Dial have waived Lance Purtell.