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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
L"il Cheney Third Base
Retired (2013, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .279 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .753 Status Deceased (2064) Option Years 0  
H 976 Age at Death 87 Date of Birth 07-06-1977
HR 69 Drafted Round 2, Pick 22
(1999)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(56 games)
RBI 440
SB 132
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship D 
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L B- Velocity C-   Mentor vR B-
Speed B  Bunt D+ Control D    Mentor vL B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B D  (12.8%) LF A+ (98.8%) Arm C  WS Appearances 0
2B C+ (44.2%) CF C+ (45.7%)   Health B+ LCS Appearances 0
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2000 PHI-NYA
125
412
49
107
14
5
11
51
43
 69 2 2
18
 6 19
.729
.331
.398
.138
.260
2001 NYA
147
472
61
128
30
6
8
56
66
 68 4 3
18
 8 9
.774
.363
.411
.140
.271
2002 NYA
158
522
63
141
19
6
9
63
54
 85 3 3
21
 9 5
.721
.340
.381
.111
.270
2003 NYA
139
488
69
149
26
8
12
69
50
 84 1 4
14
 11 5
.833
.368
.465
.160
.305
2004 NYA
66
133
20
39
6
0
2
23
16
 23 0 1
5
 0 9
.750
.367
.383
.090
.293
2005 CHN
51
40
8
19
2
0
0
8
10
 2 0 0
4
 1 0
1.105
.580
.525
.050
.475
2006 CHN
38
36
6
13
3
0
3
11
1
 6 0 0
0
 0 0
1.073
.378
.694
.333
.361
2007 CHN
96
90
18
29
7
0
2
15
13
 13 0 1
3
 2 0
.871
.404
.467
.144
.322
2008 CHN
108
329
40
87
13
3
11
44
32
 61 1 4
9
 4 3
.750
.328
.422
.158
.264
2009 CHN
139
356
42
96
16
3
3
38
33
 52 1 2
12
 6 6
.688
.332
.357
.087
.270
2010 CHN
133
234
30
59
12
1
3
24
30
 34 0 0
13
 4 5
.688
.337
.350
.098
.252
2011 CHN
101
195
20
58
6
1
2
14
16
 29 0 1
8
 2 3
.718
.349
.369
.072
.297
2012 CHN
69
150
22
37
7
0
2
16
20
 24 0 7
4
 1 5
.655
.322
.333
.087
.247
2013 CHN-BOS
16
45
5
14
1
0
1
8
6
 5 0 0
3
 1 0
.792
.392
.400
.089
.311
Total
1386
3502
453
976
162
33
69
440
390
 555 12 28
132
 55 69
.753
.350
.403
.124
.279
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2013-11-01L"il Cheney has retired from the Boston Black Sox
2013-06-01The Boston Black Sox have promoted Mike Harrigan to the major league team. The Boston Black Sox have designated L"il Cheney for assignment.
2013-06-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd and the Boston Black Sox. The Boston Black Sox receive L"il Cheney, Roger Rawley, Draft Pick - 2014 Round 3 (CHN) from the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd in exchange for Jamie Gold.
2011-06-15L"il Cheney of the Chicago Realms of Infamy and Absurd is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2005-03-25A trade has been completed between the New York Arsenal and the Chicago Kingdom of Steel. The Chicago Kingdom of Steel receive Embarrassment, L"il Cheney, Night Stick, Bill Smith, Rusty Farrell, Draft Pick - 2007 Round 2 (NYA), Draft Pick - 2005 Round 2 (WAS), Draft Pick - 2005 Round 1 (NYA) from the New York Arsenal in exchange for Patti Smith, Roadbones, Ozzy Osbourne.
2000-04-19A trade has been completed between the Philadelphia Pharmacon and the New York Arsenal. The New York Arsenal receive L"il Cheney, John Jakucki, Draft Pick - 2001 Round 1 (PHI) from the Philadelphia Pharmacon in exchange for Ryan Gosling.
2000-04-01The Philadelphia Pharmacon have promoted L"il Cheney to the major league team. The Philadelphia Pharmacon have sent Nabilone to the minors.
2000-03-25A trade has been completed between the Boston Black Sox and the Philadelphia Pharmacon. The Philadelphia Pharmacon receive Ramon Sisco, L"il Cheney from the Boston Black Sox in exchange for Draft Pick - 2000 Round 1 (PHI).
2000-03-25The Boston Black Sox have renamed Ezekiel "Easy" Rollins to L"il Cheney.
2000-03-25The Boston Black Sox have renamed L"il Cheney to Ezekiel "Easy" Rollins.
2000-03-25The Boston Black Sox have sent L"il Cheney to the minors.
1999-04-01The Boston Boss Toons have renamed Jerry Cathey to L"il Cheney.