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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Sebastian the Ibis First Base
Retired (1992, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .293 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .846 Status Deceased (2025) Option Years 0  
H 2295 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 11-03-1954
HR 277 Drafted Round 1, Pick 12
(1972)		 Majors Svc Time 16 years
(65 games)
RBI 1105
SB 430
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A- Contact vs. L A  Endurance B-   Ldrship C 
Power vs. R B- Power vs. L B- Velocity D    Mentor vR A 
Speed B  Bunt D  Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS B+ (75.7%) Range B+ WS Rings 1
1B A+ (100%) LF --- Arm A  WS Appearances 4
2B A  (90.1%) CF ---   Health D+ LCS Appearances 9
3B D  (12.8%) RF F  (1.1%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 2
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1977 KC
139
521
73
142
29
3
12
38
50
 101 4 2
54
 27 31
.749
.340
.409
.136
.273
1978 KC
139
585
95
151
40
3
14
50
69
 97 1 2
31
 16 23
.745
.336
.409
.150
.258
1979 KC
139
585
108
181
28
5
24
72
64
 93 2 0
45
 12 14
.877
.379
.497
.188
.309
1980 KC
133
562
92
150
26
5
13
66
69
 80 0 5
38
 11 10
.745
.344
.400
.133
.267
1981 KC
139
585
92
157
34
7
18
76
62
 92 8 2
28
 10 4
.788
.346
.443
.174
.268
1982 KC
139
597
117
189
33
9
23
74
55
 86 3 2
45
 8 2
.894
.376
.518
.201
.317
1983 KC
139
586
107
171
37
8
17
66
74
 72 0 5
37
 5 1
.838
.368
.469
.177
.292
1984 KC
139
539
85
148
31
9
23
83
57
 77 1 5
28
 4 2
.836
.342
.494
.219
.275
1985 KC
134
491
83
142
29
5
23
93
68
 83 2 5
23
 6 1
.884
.375
.509
.220
.289
1986 KC
121
468
79
127
22
3
18
85
62
 63 1 8
24
 2 1
.799
.353
.447
.175
.271
1987 KC
140
542
105
184
31
6
29
98
59
 78 2 5
21
 6 1
.982
.403
.579
.240
.339
1988 KC
140
522
105
172
26
12
20
101
63
 62 1 3
33
 4 1
.941
.401
.540
.211
.330
1989 KC-PIT
137
471
85
144
28
5
21
79
74
 59 0 7
14
 2 1
.915
.395
.520
.214
.306
1990 PIT
127
299
52
102
18
5
10
49
41
 39 0 2
9
 1 4
.953
.418
.535
.194
.341
1991 PIT
130
387
55
107
23
1
9
56
47
 55 2 3
0
 0 0
.766
.355
.411
.134
.276
1992 PIT
49
87
16
28
5
1
3
19
13
 10 2 0
0
 0 1
.927
.422
.506
.184
.322
Total
2084
7827
1349
2295
440
87
277
1105
927
 1147 29 56
430
 114 97
.846
.368
.478
.185
.293
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1992-11-01Sebastian the Ibis has retired from the Pittsburgh People Who Cant Read Good
1989-07-04A trade has been completed between the Pittsburgh People Who Cant Read Good and the Kansas City Soul Crushers. The Kansas City Soul Crushers receive Joey Aker from the Pittsburgh People Who Cant Read Good in exchange for The Lizard King, Krusty Burger, Sebastian the Ibis, In-and-Out Burger, Dwight Shrute.
1977-03-25The Kansas City Soul Crushers have promoted Pyramid Hef to the major league team. The Kansas City Soul Crushers have promoted Lucca Grill to the major league team. The Kansas City Soul Crushers have promoted Sebastian the Ibis to the major league team.
1975-10-21A trade has been completed between the Kansas City Soul Crushers and the New York Left of the Dial. The New York Left of the Dial receive Something Awful from the Kansas City Soul Crushers in exchange for Sebastian the Ibis, Draft Pick - 1976 Round 2 (NYA), Draft Pick - 1977 Round 1 (NYN), Draft Pick - 1978 Round 1 (NYN).
1975-04-11A trade has been completed between the New York Mascots and the New York Left of the Dial. The New York Left of the Dial receive Sebastian the Ibis, Draft Pick - 1976 Round 2 (NYA) from the New York Mascots in exchange for Danish Kaneria.
1973-09-28The New York Mascots have renamed Darryl Hickey to Sebastian the Ibis.