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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Henry the Puffy Taco First Base
Retired (1991, Age 39)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .284 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .844 Status Deceased (2014) Option Years 0  
H 2449 Age at Death 63 Date of Birth 12-28-1951
HR 429 Drafted Round 1, Pick 11
(1969)		 Majors Svc Time 17 years
(87 games)
RBI 1444
SB 298
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C  Contact vs. L C+ Endurance B-   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R B+ Power vs. L B+ Velocity D    Mentor vR A+
Speed C+ Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 0
1B A+ (100%) LF B- (52.6%) Arm B  WS Appearances 1
2B F  (3.7%) CF ---   Health D- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF B  (60.4%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 2
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1974 STL
135
568
93
165
27
9
22
74
49
 123 1 5
29
 10 7
.831
.345
.486
.195
.290
1975 STL
135
570
100
155
29
5
32
77
44
 121 3 2
25
 9 8
.835
.326
.509
.237
.272
1976 STL
135
561
77
148
28
5
23
67
48
 103 2 3
19
 6 5
.777
.322
.455
.191
.264
1977 STL
98
416
77
125
20
4
19
73
34
 85 1 4
15
 9 3
.856
.352
.505
.204
.300
1978 STL
135
588
97
156
23
4
32
67
40
 109 1 0
20
 8 5
.794
.313
.481
.216
.265
1979 STL-CHN
135
503
77
132
22
5
28
95
55
 116 2 2
18
 8 5
.829
.336
.493
.231
.262
1980 CHN
130
518
65
149
23
6
27
98
34
 98 2 1
27
 11 3
.845
.333
.512
.224
.288
1981 CHN
127
506
97
168
22
10
35
108
42
 82 1 3
23
 12 6
1.005
.382
.623
.291
.332
1982 CHN-PHI
96
340
62
104
18
4
17
54
24
 72 3 1
15
 7 5
.888
.356
.532
.226
.306
1983 PHI
127
500
95
156
21
8
37
113
50
 84 2 6
20
 5 3
.981
.373
.608
.296
.312
1984 PHI
139
425
88
121
22
7
26
88
43
 82 2 2
12
 2 3
.905
.352
.553
.268
.285
1985 PHI
119
388
69
122
24
5
29
76
36
 74 3 2
16
 2 2
1.002
.375
.626
.312
.314
1986 NYA
136
518
115
170
27
7
34
120
59
 98 5 6
23
 5 0
1.002
.398
.604
.276
.328
1987 NYA
100
385
57
114
16
7
17
82
34
 81 0 5
19
 7 1
.856
.349
.506
.210
.296
1988 NYA
136
508
62
135
22
4
16
82
45
 87 3 5
16
 5 2
.745
.326
.419
.154
.266
1989 CHA
144
449
53
115
21
3
15
65
44
 78 4 2
0
 0 3
.743
.327
.416
.160
.256
1990 CHA
136
426
38
111
16
3
11
53
33
 96 2 3
1
 0 4
.704
.315
.390
.129
.261
1991 WAS
131
464
48
103
15
2
9
52
46
 99 3 9
0
 0 12
.612
.291
.321
.099
.222
Total
2294
8633
1370
2449
396
98
429
1444
760
 1688 40 61
298
 106 77
.844
.342
.501
.218
.284
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1991-11-01Henry the Puffy Taco has retired from the Washington Sit-Kanns
1991-04-01A trade has been completed between the Washington Sit-Kanns and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Officer Carl Levitt from the Washington Sit-Kanns in exchange for Henry the Puffy Taco.
1989-04-01A trade has been completed between the New York Arsenal and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Henry the Puffy Taco, Draft Pick - 1990 Round 3 (NYA) from the New York Arsenal in exchange for Draft Pick - 1990 Round 2 (CHA).
1986-03-25A trade has been completed between the New York Arsenal and the Chicago Cagers. The Chicago Cagers receive Metaxa, Armando Baecht, Carlos Cantwell, Draft Pick - 1987 Round 2 (NYA) from the New York Arsenal in exchange for eBay, Henry the Puffy Taco, Rebel Yell, Mike Tyson.
1982-07-16A trade has been completed between the Chicago Kingdom of Steel and the Philadelphia Infamy. The Philadelphia Infamy receive M.G. Winfield Scott Hancock, Henry the Puffy Taco from the Chicago Kingdom of Steel in exchange for Bill Bowerman, Rudy Lucas.
1979-06-08A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Chicago Children Eatin Rappaz. The Chicago Children Eatin Rappaz receive Henry the Puffy Taco, Dash Rendar, Ralph 124C41+, Draft Pick - 1982 Round 1 (STL), Draft Pick - 1980 Round 1 (STL) from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Lovie Howell, ?uestlove.
1974-03-25The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Reggie Seelbach to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted PronunciationNazi to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Henry the Puffy Taco to the major league team.
1970-10-23A trade has been completed between the New York Mascots and the St. Louis Deconstruction. The St. Louis Deconstruction receive LaSalle Explorer, Henry the Puffy Taco, Draft Pick - 1971 Round 1 (NYA) from the New York Mascots in exchange for John Ericsson, Mr. Frog, Alcohol, Draft Pick - 1973 Round 2 (STL).
1969-04-29The New York Mascots have renamed Sean Lyons to Henry the Puffy Taco.