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Oscar Gamble League
3-25-2070
Henry Nine Pipes Second Base
Retired (1981, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .219 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .614 Status Deceased (2025) Option Years 0  
H 243 Age at Death 78 Date of Birth 12-11-1947
HR 33 Drafted Round 2, Pick 30
(1969)		 Majors Svc Time 7 years
(40 games)
RBI 135
SB 10
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C- Contact vs. L C+ Endurance B-   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L A  Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B  Bunt C- Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS A  (88.3%) Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B A- (78.9%) LF F  (1.9%) Arm A- WS Appearances 0
2B A+ (100%) CF D- (7.8%)   Health B- LCS Appearances 0
3B F  (2.7%) RF D+ (23.9%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
1971 STL
62
239
18
44
10
2
8
28
9
 47 0 1
1
 3 11
.556
.213
.343
.159
.184
1972 STL
83
296
37
72
15
1
10
45
22
 64 3 1
4
 3 8
.703
.301
.402
.159
.243
1973 STL
15
25
5
7
2
0
2
2
1
 8 0 0
0
 0 0
.908
.308
.600
.320
.280
1974 STL
8
33
1
7
0
0
0
0
2
 5 0 0
0
 1 1
.469
.257
.212
.000
.212
1978 STL
81
308
28
66
9
0
8
34
19
 64 1 1
3
 4 10
.583
.261
.321
.107
.214
1979 STL-BOS
43
146
14
30
4
0
4
17
6
 34 0 0
1
 0 4
.552
.237
.315
.110
.205
1980 BOS
21
35
3
12
1
0
1
7
1
 4 0 1
1
 0 2
.808
.351
.457
.114
.343
1981 BOS-PIT
9
26
2
5
1
0
0
2
2
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
.481
.250
.231
.038
.192
Total
322
1108
108
243
42
3
33
135
62
 228 4 4
10
 11 36
.614
.262
.352
.133
.219
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1981-11-01Henry Nine Pipes has retired from the Pittsburgh People Who Cant Read Good
1981-07-29The Pittsburgh People Who Cant Read Good have acquired Henry Nine Pipes from the waiver wire.
1981-07-15The Boston Boss Toons waive Henry Nine Pipes.
1979-07-20A trade has been completed between the St. Louis Deconstruction and the Boston Boss Toons. The Boston Boss Toons receive Henry Nine Pipes, Jimmy Knouff, Draft Pick - 1980 Round 2 (STL) from the St. Louis Deconstruction in exchange for Clyde Barrow.
1978-03-26The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Mary Ann Day Brown to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Joe Hardy to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Larry Burnitz to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Henry Nine Pipes to the major league team.
1974-10-03The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Waste Management, Inc. to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have sent Henry Nine Pipes to the minors.
1974-09-26The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Henry Nine Pipes to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have sent Waste Management, Inc. to the minors.
1974-08-02The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Richard Eugene Hickock to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have sent Henry Nine Pipes to the minors.
1971-04-01The St. Louis Deconstruction have renamed Ken Phelps to Henry Nine Pipes.
1971-04-01The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Kerry Smith to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have promoted Ken Phelps to the major league team. The St. Louis Deconstruction have sent Alma Jean Bridegum to the minors. The St. Louis Deconstruction have designated Wendover Will for assignment.