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Ford Hernandez League
5-22-2213
Salacious Crumb Third Base
Retired (2045, Age 40)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .277 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .783 Status Deceased (2069) Option Years 0  
H 2388 Age at Death 64 Date of Birth 10-18-2005
HR 239 Drafted Round 1, Pick 20
(2023)		 Majors Svc Time 18 years
(121 games)
RBI 1181
SB 476
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L A  Endurance B-   Ldrship D 
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L C+ Velocity C-   Mentor vR B 
Speed B- Bunt D- Control D-   Mentor vL B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 3
1B --- LF --- Arm A- WS Appearances 4
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 8
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 1
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2027 LAA
130
471
40
111
24
3
9
41
48
 90 0 1
9
 4 12
.662
.306
.357
.121
.236
2028 LAA
120
442
40
99
14
3
7
39
50
 95 2 1
20
 8 9
.622
.305
.317
.093
.224
2029 LAA
110
367
49
106
15
4
9
77
43
 55 0 2
17
 5 17
.787
.362
.425
.136
.289
2030 LAA
133
453
75
123
17
7
14
75
58
 73 3 2
29
 15 8
.789
.357
.433
.161
.272
2031 LAA
133
472
71
142
26
5
16
84
43
 76 0 3
28
 14 5
.836
.357
.479
.178
.301
2032 LAA
124
478
73
148
25
5
11
97
53
 81 1 4
26
 14 13
.829
.377
.452
.142
.310
2033 LAA
101
374
56
100
12
5
11
66
43
 67 2 2
29
 7 8
.759
.344
.414
.147
.267
2034 LAA
130
515
93
152
24
6
13
85
59
 80 2 3
34
 20 12
.809
.368
.441
.146
.295
2035 LAA
130
524
112
165
38
2
23
92
62
 62 2 4
45
 15 10
.914
.387
.527
.212
.315
2036 LAA
130
538
91
153
19
14
11
63
58
 97 1 2
28
 9 11
.787
.354
.433
.149
.284
2037 LAA
130
534
106
153
27
5
15
69
75
 88 1 0
33
 12 19
.815
.375
.440
.154
.287
2038 LAA
130
540
105
158
28
8
21
87
66
 93 1 3
40
 17 15
.860
.369
.491
.198
.293
2039 LAA
130
534
112
155
28
12
25
81
70
 79 2 2
31
 12 18
.901
.373
.528
.238
.290
2040 LAA
130
539
92
136
26
5
12
53
67
 97 1 2
37
 13 13
.721
.335
.386
.134
.252
2041 LAA
91
356
63
109
25
6
9
36
44
 61 2 0
14
 11 8
.872
.386
.486
.180
.306
2042 LAA
111
439
68
120
12
4
12
43
57
 67 0 2
23
 13 6
.756
.355
.401
.128
.273
2043 LAA
130
525
74
142
22
3
12
54
61
 107 4 1
17
 12 19
.743
.350
.392
.122
.270
2044 LAA
130
525
62
116
13
5
9
39
58
 107 3 3
16
 20 19
.617
.301
.316
.095
.221
Total
2223
8626
1382
2388
395
102
239
1181
1015
 1475 27 37
476
 221 222
.783
.353
.429
.153
.277
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2045-11-01Salacious Crumb has retired from the Texas Warlords
2045-05-22The Texas Warlords have acquired Salacious Crumb from the waiver wire.
2045-04-01The Los Angeles Hair Bands have waived Salacious Crumb. The Los Angeles Hair Bands have waived Sam White. The Los Angeles Hair Bands have waived Carlos Rain.
2042-05-30Salacious Crumb of the Los Angeles Hair Bands is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2041-04-10Salacious Crumb of the Los Angeles Hair Bands is injured and is expected to be out 56 days.
2033-05-02Salacious Crumb of the Los Angeles Hair Bands is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2033-04-02Salacious Crumb of the Los Angeles Hair Bands is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2032-06-11Salacious Crumb of the Los Angeles Hair Bands is injured and is expected to be out 10 days.
2029-04-03Salacious Crumb of the Los Angeles Hair Bands is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2028-08-14Salacious Crumb of the Los Angeles Hair Bands is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2027-04-01The Los Angeles Hair Bands have promoted Salacious Crumb to the major league team. The Los Angeles Hair Bands have waived Shawn Selbach.
2027-03-25Trade #1487602 has been completed between the Los Angeles Hair Bands and the Washington Northern Aggression. The Washington Northern Aggression receive Art Smith LAA from the Los Angeles Hair Bands in exchange for Salacious Crumb.
2026-06-10Trade #1485700 has been completed between the Los Angeles Hair Bands and the Washington Northern Aggression. The Washington Northern Aggression receive Salacious Crumb from the Los Angeles Hair Bands in exchange for .
2026-06-10Trade #1485664 has been completed between the Washington Northern Aggression and the Los Angeles Hair Bands. The Los Angeles Hair Bands receive Davis DeWitte Jr, Salacious Crumb from the Washington Northern Aggression in exchange for Lu Slagle , Frank Groh, Scott Bocek, Billy Merloni.
2026-04-03The Washington Northern Aggression have renamed Jimmy McCabe to Salacious Crumb.
2023-06-25Trade #1476269 has been completed between the Washington Northern Aggression and the Atlanta Clash. The Atlanta Clash receive Jim Sorrells from the Washington Northern Aggression in exchange for Jimmy McCabe, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Jim Lucey CIN), Draft Pick 2027 Round 1 ATL (Benny Delahanty).
2021-07-13Trade #1471504 has been completed between the Atlanta Clash and the Pittsburgh Piranhas. The Pittsburgh Piranhas receive Rod Lawrence, Draft Pick 2023 Round 3 ATL (Jim Maddox) from the Atlanta Clash in exchange for Draft Pick 2023 Round 1 PIT (Jimmy McCabe), Draft Pick 2024 Round 1 PIT (Jack Otero).