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Ed ONeill League
9-17-2254
Parlez Vous Second Base
Retired (2082, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .288 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .796 Status Deceased (2122) Option Years 0  
H 2028 Age at Death 77 Date of Birth 12-13-2045
HR 203 Drafted Round 1, Pick 14
(2063)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(132 games)
RBI 1052
SB 228
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L A  Endurance B-   Ldrship D+
Power vs. R B+ Power vs. L B  Velocity D-   Mentor vR B+
Speed B+ Bunt B  Control D-   Mentor vL A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF D  (14.4%) Arm B  WS Appearances 1
2B A+ (100%) CF ---   Health C+ LCS Appearances 1
3B F  (1.7%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 3
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2069 STL
135
499
57
130
15
0
14
67
38
 97 1 1
9
 3 6
.688
.314
.375
.114
.261
2070 STL
143
518
50
135
21
3
9
73
61
 107 3 2
16
 2 2
.706
.341
.365
.104
.261
2071 STL
144
554
78
138
26
4
12
79
68
 108 2 3
18
 6 1
.707
.332
.375
.126
.249
2072 STL
123
480
79
145
21
3
13
64
61
 75 0 2
16
 4 4
.819
.379
.440
.138
.302
2073 STL
144
547
86
169
22
7
22
106
55
 104 0 5
19
 10 17
.864
.369
.495
.186
.309
2074 STL
144
552
87
154
23
4
17
92
67
 96 2 5
18
 4 7
.784
.356
.428
.149
.279
2075 STL
144
573
92
168
32
7
16
77
47
 96 1 5
15
 5 20
.802
.345
.457
.164
.293
2076 STL
144
597
114
182
36
9
23
87
68
 103 1 4
16
 7 8
.886
.375
.511
.206
.305
2077 STL
144
576
106
162
24
6
18
77
65
 96 2 3
20
 6 10
.792
.354
.438
.156
.281
2078 STL
144
579
96
162
19
5
12
66
73
 87 4 6
36
 9 12
.753
.361
.392
.112
.280
2079 STL
144
589
100
187
30
8
17
95
67
 97 0 6
19
 14 12
.866
.384
.482
.165
.317
2080 STL
124
503
86
153
29
3
16
86
47
 83 4 2
17
 6 4
.836
.367
.469
.165
.304
2081 STL
127
464
69
138
26
3
12
74
50
 82 2 1
9
 6 5
.811
.368
.444
.147
.297
2082 STL
11
7
4
5
0
0
2
9
2
 1 0 0
0
 0 0
2.349
.778
1.571
.857
.714
Total
1815
7038
1104
2028
324
62
203
1052
769
 1232 22 45
228
 82 108
.796
.358
.438
.150
.288
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2082-11-01Parlez Vous has retired from the St. Louis Wawazz
2082-10-03The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2082-08-29The St. Louis Wawazz have designated Parlez Vous for assignment.
2080-06-13Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 27 days.
2072-05-08Parlez Vous of the St. Louis Wawazz is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2069-04-01The St. Louis Wawazz have promoted Parlez Vous to the major league team.
2065-04-01Trade #1364492 has been completed between the Colorado Frosted Bears and the St. Louis Wawazz. The St. Louis Wawazz receive Poodle Wyatt, Peggy Pennsyltucky, Soft Bally, Parlez Vous, Draft Pick 2068 Round 2 COL (Rick Castillo), Draft Pick 2068 Round 1 COL (Joe Spring), Draft Pick 2066 Round 2 COL (Troy Beauchamp) from the Colorado Frosted Bears in exchange for Paul Garceau, Ed Welch, Jay Obradovich.
2065-03-25The Colorado Frosted Bears have renamed Dutch Shay to Parlez Vous.