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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
ChaCha Miranda Left Field
Retired (2159, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .247 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .694 Status Retired (2159) Option Years 0  
H 732 Age 69 (OS 70) Date of Birth 11-09-2123
HR 76 Drafted Round 2, Pick 26
(2145)		 Majors Svc Time 9 years
(59 games)
RBI 347
SB 66
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C+ Contact vs. L C+ Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R B  Power vs. L B- Velocity F    Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D- Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm C  WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF D+ (26.0%)   Health C+ LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
Notes: I AM THE GREAT CHA CHA MIRANDA AND I AM RETIRING BECAUSE FUCK THE GNL ITS A DUMB AND STUPID LEAGUE AND THE OWNERS ARE FUCKFACES AND THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2146 HOU
108
399
41
80
10
1
10
38
36
 102 1 1
10
 14 6
.573
.268
.306
.105
.201
2147 HOU
140
521
66
125
20
6
8
48
52
 132 1 3
13
 8 5
.656
.308
.347
.107
.240
2148 HOU
139
532
78
151
28
6
16
71
37
 122 0 3
12
 5 1
.778
.329
.449
.165
.284
2149 HOU
90
287
31
61
9
0
9
30
21
 80 1 1
5
 3 0
.606
.268
.338
.125
.213
2150 HOU
111
402
41
100
23
3
8
53
35
 79 3 1
11
 4 1
.694
.313
.381
.132
.249
2154 HOU
6
5
2
1
0
0
1
1
0
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
1.000
.200
.800
.600
.200
2155 HOU
67
228
22
67
14
5
3
32
19
 49 1 1
7
 3 3
.788
.349
.439
.145
.294
2156 HOU
49
146
23
43
7
2
8
25
13
 41 1 0
1
 0 0
.890
.356
.534
.240
.295
2157 HOU
81
173
22
41
8
2
6
23
20
 44 1 0
3
 0 3
.730
.320
.410
.173
.237
2158 HOU
81
124
25
35
4
0
4
16
11
 31 0 1
1
 1 1
.750
.338
.411
.129
.282
2159 CHA
46
143
16
28
7
0
3
10
16
 36 0 1
3
 4 1
.583
.275
.308
.112
.196
Total
918
2960
367
732
130
25
76
347
260
 718 9 12
66
 42 21
.694
.309
.385
.138
.247
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2159-11-01ChaCha Miranda has retired from the Chicago Hard Sparklies
2159-08-03The Chicago Hard Sparklies have promoted ChaCha Miranda to the major league team.
2159-08-03The Chicago Hard Sparklies have acquired ChaCha Miranda from the waiver wire.
2159-06-08The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have waived ChaCha Miranda.
2159-03-31The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Jorge Llanes to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Mike Kammeyer to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Darin Deidel to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Frederich Rodriguez to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Ryosuke Narita to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Rolla Tabor to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have sent Braxton Brown to the minors. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have designated Tito Wildthing for assignment. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have sent Sweeney Toast to the minors. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have designated Katsuya Yamashita for assignment. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have designated ChaCha Miranda for assignment.
2155-03-31The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Chief Armstrong to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Wedo Johnson to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted ChaCha Miranda to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted A.J. Johnson to the major league team.
2154-06-06The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have designated ChaCha Miranda for assignment.
2154-04-23The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have re-claimed ChaCha Miranda from the waiver wire.
2154-04-16The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have designated ChaCha Miranda for assignment.
2154-04-01The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted ChaCha Miranda to the major league team.
2151-03-31The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have designated ChaCha Miranda for assignment.
2149-07-09ChaCha Miranda of the Houston Phi Slamma Jamma is injured and is expected to be out 38 days.
2146-04-14The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted ChaCha Miranda to the major league team.
2146-04-11The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have acquired ChaCha Miranda from the waiver wire.
2146-03-31The San Francisco Hammers have waived ChaCha Miranda.
2145-03-31The San Francisco Hammers have renamed Doug Miranda to ChaCha Miranda.
2142-04-18Trade #1295187 has been completed between the Montreal Expos and the San Francisco Hammers. The San Francisco Hammers receive Draft Pick 2145 Round 2 MON (ChaCha Miranda), Draft Pick 2143 Round 2 MON (Tony Hannan) from the Montreal Expos in exchange for Tony Ferry.