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Kevin Brown League
8-10-2191
Bob Kern First Base
Retired (2031, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .270 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws B/L
OPS .784 Status Deceased (2065) Option Years 0  
H 1923 Age at Death 72 Date of Birth 03-15-1993
HR 312 Drafted Round 1, Pick 10
(2014)		 Majors Svc Time 16 years
(40 games)
RBI 1082
SB 248 Salary $0.75M Final Contract Year 2031
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B- Contact vs. L C+ Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R B+ Power vs. L A+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D- Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D+ WS Rings 0
1B A+ (100%) LF --- Arm A- WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health D  LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF A+ (94.0%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2014 BRO
6
16
3
5
1
0
1
4
0
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
.875
.312
.562
.250
.312
2015 BRO
15
56
9
17
4
0
1
6
3
 9 0 0
2
 0 1
.768
.339
.429
.125
.304
2016 BRO
135
518
64
134
21
4
20
70
38
 134 3 0
13
 3 14
.744
.313
.431
.172
.259
2017 BRO
123
498
67
132
18
3
21
82
34
 112 2 1
11
 3 4
.754
.314
.440
.175
.265
2018 BRO
135
523
64
134
27
4
15
78
48
 116 2 2
7
 4 8
.729
.320
.409
.153
.256
2019 BRO
135
529
76
136
19
6
22
92
46
 125 2 1
11
 2 3
.759
.318
.440
.183
.257
2020 BRO
107
418
70
125
12
7
26
76
31
 96 0 1
6
 4 4
.895
.347
.548
.249
.299
2021 BRO
135
520
83
142
28
5
22
86
37
 134 1 6
10
 4 7
.792
.319
.473
.200
.273
2022 NYN
123
494
81
127
26
3
28
85
32
 110 1 0
7
 3 10
.796
.304
.492
.235
.257
2023 LAN
139
178
29
47
10
2
10
23
15
 41 1 0
11
 7 2
.836
.325
.511
.247
.264
2024 LAN
135
540
84
161
21
6
36
114
44
 114 3 4
23
 10 8
.911
.352
.559
.261
.298
2025 LAN
104
367
47
100
10
5
14
50
34
 83 3 4
21
 5 5
.777
.336
.441
.169
.272
2026 LAN
119
388
62
99
13
4
19
64
45
 98 1 2
27
 14 2
.789
.333
.456
.201
.255
2027 LAN
137
518
64
134
14
3
16
59
38
 127 2 1
33
 23 11
.701
.311
.390
.131
.259
2028 LAN
135
518
75
157
24
3
23
55
41
 110 0 0
29
 26 4
.848
.354
.494
.191
.303
2029 BOS
126
477
63
134
29
3
17
76
42
 95 1 3
13
 4 5
.800
.338
.461
.180
.281
2030 DET
121
480
74
123
15
2
19
54
43
 125 1 0
24
 9 6
.733
.319
.415
.158
.256
2031 BOS
24
94
6
16
1
0
2
8
7
 26 0 0
0
 0 0
.472
.228
.245
.074
.170
Total
1954
7132
1021
1923
293
60
312
1082
578
 1657 23 25
248
 121 94
.784
.325
.459
.189
.270
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2031-11-01Bob Kern has retired from the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives
2031-03-31The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Brandon Magallones to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have sent Kirt McCurdy to the minors. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have sent Fred Heathcote to the minors.
2031-03-30Bob Kern has signed with the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives for $0.75M per year for 1 year.
2030-03-30The Detroit Shock have promoted Gene Hayes to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Rube Barrett to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Joe Dorgan to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Aaron Porter to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Danny Stromme to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Corey Peters to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Johnny Giebell to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Johnny Repulski to the major league team. The Detroit Shock have promoted Frank Azocar to the major league team.
2030-03-28Bob Kern has signed with the Detroit Shock for $0.99M per year for 1 year.
2029-07-25Bob Kern of the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
2029-03-28The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Mike Brown to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Curt Patrick to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Vic Tiant to the major league team. The Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives have promoted Todd Zeile to the major league team.
2029-03-28Bob Kern has signed with the Boston Back Bay Stepford Wives for $2.45M per year for 1 year.
2028-03-30The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted George Robinson to the major league team. The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Dick Garner to the major league team. The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Tony Kennedy to the major league team. The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team. The Los Angeles Lebowskis have sent Domingo Bannon to the minors.
2028-03-30Bob Kern has signed with the Los Angeles Lebowskis for $3.7M per year for 1 year.
2026-08-03Bob Kern of the Los Angeles Lebowskis is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2025-08-01Bob Kern of the Los Angeles Lebowskis is injured and is expected to be out 7 days.
2025-05-20Bob Kern of the Los Angeles Lebowskis is injured and is expected to be out 36 days.
2023-09-24Bob Kern of the Los Angeles Lebowskis is injured and is expected to be out 41 days.
2023-07-03Bob Kern of the Los Angeles Lebowskis is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2023-03-29The Los Angeles Lebowskis have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team.
2023-03-29Bob Kern has signed with the Los Angeles Lebowskis for $7.25M per year for 5 years.
2022-06-29Bob Kern of the New York Knights is injured and is expected to be out 14 days.
2022-04-06The New York Knights have promoted Tony Tapani to the major league team. The New York Knights have promoted Bob Palacios to the major league team. The New York Knights have promoted Hooks Kryhoski to the major league team. The New York Knights have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team. The New York Knights have promoted Richard Atz to the major league team. The New York Knights have promoted Jose McGeary to the major league team. The New York Knights have promoted Russ Goff to the major league team. The New York Knights have sent Frank Meier to the minors. The New York Knights have sent Bob Stobbs to the minors.
2022-03-30Bob Kern has signed with the New York Knights for $8.5M per year for 1 year.
2021-10-09Bob Kern of the Brooklyn Dodgers is injured and is expected to be out 37 days.
2020-08-24Bob Kern of the Brooklyn Dodgers is injured and is expected to be out 39 days.
2017-09-07Bob Kern of the Brooklyn Dodgers is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2016-03-29The Brooklyn Dodgers have promoted Neil Mangus to the major league team. The Brooklyn Dodgers have promoted Howie Javier to the major league team. The Brooklyn Dodgers have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team. The Brooklyn Dodgers have promoted Archie Eiteljorge to the major league team. The Brooklyn Dodgers have sent Hal Oquist to the minors.
2015-09-12The Brooklyn Dodgers have sent Bob Kern to the minors.
2015-09-06Bob Kern of the Brooklyn Dodgers is injured and is expected to be out 52 days.
2015-08-19The Brooklyn Dodgers have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team.
2014-07-02The Brooklyn Dodgers have sent Bob Kern to the minors.
2014-05-30The Brooklyn Dodgers have promoted Bob Kern to the major league team.