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Billy Williams League
7-23-2070
President Jello Biafra Relief Pitcher
Retired (2030, Age 40)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.84 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 171-138 Status Deceased (2061) Option Years 0  
SV 5 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 02-03-1990
K 2351 Drafted Round 1, Pick 16
(2008)		 Majors Svc Time 16 years
(121 games)
IP 2860.2
WHIP 1.34
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance C+   Ldrship B-
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B    Mentor Val B+
Speed D+ Bunt F  Control C+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health D- LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 2
Notes: B- control at 27 improves A- Vel at six
* League requires 50% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2013 LAA
12
 12
31
31
2
0
0
 0
199.2
 214 105 90 3 83
160
1.49
4.06
2014 LAA
14
 8
31
28
4
1
0
 0
200.1
 169 77 65 4 70
155
1.19
2.92
2015 LAA
14
 14
41
38
7
1
1
 0
257.2
 235 134 129 1 99
232
1.30
4.51
2016 LAA
11
 16
36
36
4
0
0
 0
245.2
 257 130 122 1 101
195
1.46
4.47
2017 LAA
16
 9
35
35
6
2
0
 0
254.0
 211 98 92 3 99
184
1.22
3.26
2018 LAA
13
 11
31
31
2
1
0
 0
217.0
 200 100 93 1 86
201
1.32
3.86
2019 LAA
19
 7
36
35
5
1
0
 0
242.0
 212 107 88 7 101
213
1.29
3.27
2020 BAL
16
 10
34
34
4
1
0
 0
236.1
 220 103 98 6 93
195
1.32
3.73
2021 BAL
8
 9
28
28
0
0
0
 0
186.1
 183 76 72 3 70
147
1.36
3.48
2022 BAL
6
 7
41
15
1
0
1
 0
126.0
 120 72 64 2 76
98
1.56
4.57
2023 BAL
10
 8
44
23
1
0
0
 1
174.0
 168 85 81 3 57
165
1.29
4.19
2024 BAL
9
 6
50
10
1
0
0
 3
109.0
 93 40 39 3 37
81
1.19
3.22
2025 TEX
6
 5
44
11
1
1
0
 2
102.0
 98 56 50 1 50
72
1.45
4.41
2026 TEX
4
 4
40
15
1
1
0
 0
124.0
 106 51 44 2 38
106
1.16
3.19
2027 TEX
9
 4
46
1
0
0
2
 2
63.2
 64 38 33 3 30
54
1.48
4.66
2028 TEX
2
 4
59
0
0
0
1
 1
57.2
 61 35 30 2 28
49
1.54
4.68
2029 TEX
2
 4
63
1
0
0
0
 1
65.1
 93 33 32 1 24
44
1.79
4.41
2070
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
171
 138
690
372
39
9
5
 10
2860.2
 2704 1340 1222 46 1142
2351
1.34
3.84
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2030-11-01President Jello Biafra has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2030-04-01The Texas Bumble Bees have waived President Jello Biafra.
2025-08-28President Jello Biafra of the Texas Bumble Bees is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2021-04-14President Jello Biafra of the Baltimore BlackNOrange is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2018-08-06President Jello Biafra of the Los Angeles Uber Alles is injured and is expected to be out 5 days.
2018-05-09President Jello Biafra of the Los Angeles Uber Alles is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2018-05-01President Jello Biafra of the Los Angeles Uber Alles is injured and is expected to be out 6 days.
2017-05-03President Jello Biafra of the Los Angeles Uber Alles is injured and is expected to be out 11 days.
2014-03-25The Los Angeles Uber Alles have promoted Ted Santana to the major league team. The Los Angeles Uber Alles have promoted President Jello Biafra to the major league team.
2013-09-24The Los Angeles Uber Alles have promoted Vin Donahue to the major league team. The Los Angeles Uber Alles have sent President Jello Biafra to the minors.
2013-05-17President Jello Biafra of the Los Angeles Uber Alles is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2013-03-25The Los Angeles Uber Alles have promoted Floyd Posada to the major league team. The Los Angeles Uber Alles have promoted President Jello Biafra to the major league team. The Los Angeles Uber Alles have promoted East Bay Ray to the major league team. The Los Angeles Uber Alles have promoted D.H. Peligro to the major league team. The Los Angeles Uber Alles have promoted Klaus Flouride to the major league team.
2012-04-23The Los Angeles Uber Alles have renamed Jello Biafra to President Jello Biafra.
2008-04-01The Los Angeles Uber Alles III have renamed Jim Maun to Jello Biafra.
2008-03-25Trade #1284665 has been completed between the San Diego Bandits and the Los Angeles Uber Alles. The Los Angeles Uber Alles receive Hersh Knight, George McNamara, Draft Pick 2008 Round 1 SD (Jello Biafra) from the San Diego Bandits in exchange for Charlie Levrault, Chuck Peasley.