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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Cesar You Can"t Watch Gleeson Starting Pitcher
Retired (2155, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 3.56 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 217-96 Status Deceased (2188) Option Years 0  
SV 1 Age at Death 70 Date of Birth 03-05-2118
K 2492 Drafted Round 1, Pick 3
(2136)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(59 games)
IP 2884.2
WHIP 1.29
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance B    Ldrship B+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L F  Velocity A-   Mentor Val A+
Speed C  Bunt D- Control B-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C- WS Rings 4
1B --- LF --- Arm D+ WS Appearances 6
2B --- CF ---   Health D+ LCS Appearances 12
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
Notes: wow. what a motherfucking, sorryass, asshole dumbfuckingcocksmoking turdface.
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2141 CHN
9
 6
24
23
0
0
0
 0
140.0
 129 65 58 2 55
99
1.31
3.73
2142 CHN
15
 5
25
25
2
1
0
 0
159.2
 142 73 69 7 64
138
1.29
3.89
2143 CHN
16
 2
24
24
1
0
0
 0
157.2
 148 58 58 0 62
137
1.33
3.31
2144 CHN
11
 2
24
24
0
0
0
 0
156.0
 135 69 61 5 71
145
1.32
3.52
2145 CHN
17
 3
32
27
2
0
1
 0
196.2
 162 75 59 6 67
177
1.16
2.70
2146 CHN
14
 7
33
29
1
1
0
 0
195.1
 185 84 80 1 63
174
1.27
3.69
2147 CHN
16
 8
36
36
1
0
0
 0
235.1
 212 102 90 4 87
191
1.27
3.44
2148 CHN
15
 9
35
35
1
0
0
 0
225.2
 216 92 86 4 88
191
1.35
3.43
2149 CHN
15
 8
35
35
2
1
0
 0
223.1
 228 117 100 3 77
214
1.37
4.03
2150 CHN
17
 10
36
36
2
1
0
 0
242.2
 202 91 86 4 82
196
1.17
3.19
2151 CHN-CHA
17
 7
31
31
2
1
0
 0
204.0
 187 87 82 4 76
187
1.29
3.62
2152 CHA
17
 10
36
36
2
1
0
 0
243.0
 222 118 110 6 88
201
1.28
4.07
2153 CHA
20
 8
35
35
3
0
0
 0
248.1
 198 92 87 3 111
231
1.24
3.15
2154 HOU
16
 7
36
36
3
1
0
 0
218.0
 216 99 87 2 71
176
1.32
3.59
2155 HOU
2
 4
8
8
0
0
0
 0
39.0
 48 27 27 0 16
35
1.64
6.23
2193
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
217
 96
450
440
22
7
1
 0
2884.2
 2630 1249 1140 51 1078
2492
1.29
3.56
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2155-11-01Cesar You Can"t Watch Gleeson has retired from the Houston Phi Slamma Jamma
2155-05-12The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have promoted Katsuya Yamashita to the major league team. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma have designated Cesar You Can"t Watch Gleeson for assignment.
2154-04-01Trade #1358158 has been completed between the Chicago Hard Sparklies and the Houston Phi Slamma Jamma. The Houston Phi Slamma Jamma receive Swope Fooled Me, Cesar You Can"t Watch Gleeson, Sandy Rodriguez, Esteban Kent, Rod Harrington from the Chicago Hard Sparklies in exchange for Patsy Seminara, DoUwantsum Candy, Lucky Silverball, Ken Kirby, Rock Starr, Slammin Swope.
2151-08-26Cesar You Can t Watch Gleeson of the Chicago Hard Sparklies is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2151-04-16Trade #1346358 has been completed between the Chicago Hard Sparklies and the Chicago Damn Hell Ass Kings. The Chicago Damn Hell Ass Kings receive Stan Campbell, Pug Bluege, Bill Powers, Oscar de Homie, Otto Grubb, John Freed, Jimmy Dockins, Draft Pick 2154 Round 1 CHA (Ralph Motley), Draft Pick 2153 Round 1 CHA (Steve Smith), Draft Pick 2152 Round 1 CHA (Alex Agnew) from the Chicago Hard Sparklies in exchange for Yoenis Céspedes , Ed Kurowski, Esteban Kent, Bon Scott Rocker, Cesar You Can"t Watch Gleeson.
2146-06-28Cesar You Can t Watch Gleeson of the Chicago Damn Hell Ass Kings is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2145-09-03Cesar You Can t Watch Gleeson of the Chicago Damn Hell Ass Kings is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2141-04-01The Chicago Damn Hell Ass Kings have promoted Cesar You Can"t Watch Gleeson to the major league team.
2139-03-31The Chicago Chicago Chicago Chicago Chicag have renamed Cesar Gleeson to Cesar You Can"t Watch Gleeson.