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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Barney Ulisney Starting Pitcher
Retired (2140, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 2.25 Total Rating   Bats/Throws L/L
W-L 1-0 Status Deceased (2183) Option Years 0  
SV 0 Age at Death 77 Date of Birth 09-28-2106
K 6 Drafted Round 3, Pick 48
(2127)
Majors Svc Time 0 years
(3 games)
IP 8.0
WHIP 1.00
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity   Mentor Val A+
Speed C+ Bunt D- Control
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B --- LF --- Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health D+ LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
Notes: I am so fucking awesome, the stupid ass senate turds can't beat me when I was trying to give them the mother.....fucking.........game. home-O's.
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2127 CHA
1
0
1
1
0
0
0
0
8.0
6 2 2 0 2
6
1.00
2.25
2193
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0.0
0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
1
0
1
1
0
0
0
0
8.0
6 2 2 0 2
6
1.00
2.25
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2140-11-01Barney Ulisney has retired from the Cleveland River Bandits
2138-03-25The Cleveland River Bandits have acquired Barney Ulisney from the waiver wire.
2131-10-07The Chicago ALL THAT JIZZ! have acquired Art Smith from the waiver wire. The Chicago ALL THAT JIZZ! have waived Barney Ulisney.
2130-04-02The Chicago Unicorn Factory have promoted Lady Sadowski to the major league team. The Chicago Unicorn Factory have promoted Jim Gil to the major league team. The Chicago Unicorn Factory have promoted Mort Grove to the major league team. The Chicago Unicorn Factory have sent Barney Ulisney to the minors.
2130-04-01The Chicago Unicorn Factory have auto-promoted Barney Ulisney to the major leagues.
2127-10-03The Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory have sent Barney Ulisney to the minors.
2127-09-30The Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory have promoted Barney Ulisney to the major league team.