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Graig Nettles League
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Moe Money Moe Ass Left Field
Retired (2140, Age 38)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .225 Total Rating C+   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .703 Status Retired (2140) Option Years 0  
H 545 Age 90 (OS 91) Date of Birth 04-17-2102
HR 131 Drafted Round 2, Pick 26
(2125)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(106 games)
RBI 373
SB 103
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L D- Endurance B    Ldrship A-
Power vs. R A  Power vs. L A- Velocity D+   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt C+ Control D-   Mentor vL B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 1
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B A- (79.4%) CF ---   Health A  LCS Appearances 2
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
Notes: I have the coolest name in the history of the gnl. well, aside from Node. but my name is exceptionally cool, and owen is one big basket case of motherfucking hopelessness.
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2126 ATL
146
517
46
105
13
3
22
57
18
 142 3 1
18
 9 15
.601
.234
.368
.164
.203
2127 ATL
68
186
35
43
4
3
18
43
12
 55 0 0
5
 0 0
.853
.278
.575
.344
.231
2128 ATL
1
3
0
0
0
0
0
0
1
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.250
.250
.000
.000
.000
2131 NYA
26
62
4
10
1
0
3
10
5
 15 2 0
0
 0 2
.569
.246
.323
.161
.161
2132 NYA-DET-NYA
48
127
16
24
5
1
6
14
11
 41 2 1
2
 1 1
.648
.262
.386
.197
.189
2133 SEA
31
88
13
14
1
1
4
11
6
 25 1 0
1
 0 4
.551
.221
.330
.170
.159
2134 SEA
31
61
9
12
1
1
3
5
6
 15 0 0
2
 1 4
.662
.269
.393
.197
.197
2135 SEA
47
118
20
38
10
1
10
34
2
 29 2 0
8
 0 1
1.022
.344
.678
.356
.322
2136 SEA
33
99
19
30
5
0
7
27
7
 20 0 1
1
 1 3
.911
.346
.566
.263
.303
2137 CHA
146
380
46
89
12
4
19
56
19
 118 2 1
24
 13 3
.710
.274
.437
.203
.234
2138 CHA
152
413
53
96
16
3
24
60
23
 123 0 1
23
 6 4
.732
.272
.460
.228
.232
2139 CHA
91
269
28
66
5
4
9
41
8
 76 0 1
14
 10 3
.660
.266
.394
.149
.245
2140 CHA
38
94
12
18
4
0
6
15
5
 34 0 0
5
 1 0
.658
.232
.426
.234
.191
Total
858
2417
301
545
77
21
131
373
123
 693 12 6
103
 42 40
.703
.266
.437
.212
.225
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2140-11-01Moe Money Moe Ass has retired from the Chicago Sad Unicorns
2137-04-16The Chicago Unicorns are Dead to Me have promoted Moe Money Moe Ass to the major league team.
2137-04-16The Chicago Unicorns are Dead to Me have acquired Moe Money Moe Ass from the waiver wire.
2137-04-01The Seattle Geoffreys have waived Moe Money Moe Ass.
2136-07-20The Seattle Short Bus have promoted Online Encounter to the major league team. The Seattle Short Bus have promoted Carls Mini Friend to the major league team. The Seattle Short Bus have designated Moe Money Moe Ass for assignment. The Seattle Short Bus have designated Furiously Gay for assignment.
2133-03-25A trade has been reversed between Seattle Religious Knights and Detroit Crimson Tide. The Detroit Crimson Tide have re-acquired Hank Duren, Kirtley Kennedy, Mario Cunningham, Bill Reach. The Seattle Religious Knights have re-acquired Jose Miller, Mike McRae, Stan Doyle, Bacon Macon, Bucky Wilson, Moe Money Moe Ass.
2132-10-18Trade #1247287 has been completed between the New York Religious Knights and the Detroit Crimson Tide. The Detroit Crimson Tide receive Mario Cunningham, Hank Duren, Kirtley Kennedy, Bill Reach from the New York Religious Knights in exchange for Bacon Macon, Stan Doyle, Moe Money Moe Ass, Bucky Wilson, Mike McRae, Jose Miller.
2132-10-09Trade #1246423 has been completed between the New York Religious Knights and the Detroit Crimson Tide. The Detroit Crimson Tide receive Moe Money Moe Ass, Bacon Macon, Bucky Wilson, Mike McRae, Jose Miller, Stan Doyle from the New York Religious Knights in exchange for Hank Duren, Bill Reach, Mario Cunningham, Kirtley Kennedy.
2131-04-10The New York Religious Knights have renamed Moe Garcia to Moe Money Moe Ass.
2131-03-31The New York Foda-se Bichanos have promoted Moe Garcia to the major league team.
2130-04-11The New York Middle Fingers have acquired Moe Garcia from the waiver wire.
2130-03-31The Atlanta Owenses have waived Moe Garcia.
2128-04-28The Atlanta Owenses have promoted Knards Knobbler Jr to the major league team. The Atlanta Owenses have promoted Nards Panhandle to the major league team. The Atlanta Owenses have sent Moe Garcia to the minors. The Atlanta Owenses have sent Jack Rinker to the minors.
2126-04-01The Atlanta Owenses have promoted Moe Garcia to the major league team. The Atlanta Owenses have sent Hy Distefano to the minors.