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Ed ONeill League
4-11-2260
Tiny Nelson Second Base
Retired (2042, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .268 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .724 Status Deceased (2088) Option Years 0  
H 219 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 08-04-2006
HR 16 Drafted Round 3, Pick 46
(2025)
Majors Svc Time 8 years
(26 games)
RBI 94
SB 31
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R Power vs. L Velocity D-   Mentor vR C+
Speed A- Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL C+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 0
1B D- (10.0%) LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B A+ (100%) CF ---   Health C+ LCS Appearances 2
3B D+ (27.7%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2028 Away 3 10 1 4 0 0 0 1 0 3 1 0 0 .900 .500 .400 .000 .400
2028 Home 3 8 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 .347 .222 .125 .000 .125
2034 Away 15 51 10 13 4 0 0 5 10 9 0 0 3 .710 .377 .333 .078 .255
2034 Home 21 67 14 18 3 1 1 4 9 7 0 0 1 .743 .355 .388 .119 .269
2035 Away 43 185 29 51 11 0 6 27 18 26 9 7 1 .769 .337 .432 .157 .276
2035 Home 42 170 21 43 8 1 3 17 16 38 9 4 2 .682 .317 .365 .112 .253
2036 Away 9 10 4 3 0 0 1 2 2 1 1 0 0 1.017 .417 .600 .300 .300
2036 Home 13 11 2 4 0 0 1 3 1 2 0 0 0 1.053 .417 .636 .273 .364
2037 Away 11 13 4 8 1 0 1 4 1 0 1 0 0 1.566 .643 .923 .308 .615
2037 Home 10 11 1 2 0 0 0 1 7 2 0 0 1 .656 .474 .182 .000 .182
2038 Away 3 2 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1.667 .667 1.000 .500 .500
2038 Home 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 .000
2039 Away 7 20 3 5 1 0 0 0 1 4 1 0 4 .586 .286 .300 .050 .250
2039 Home 16 34 4 8 0 0 1 3 3 4 0 0 2 .621 .297 .324 .088 .235
2040 Away 8 25 2 7 1 0 0 4 3 3 3 0 1 .677 .357 .320 .040 .280
2040 Home 16 44 0 11 2 0 0 6 4 8 1 1 0 .608 .312 .295 .045 .250
2041 Away 35 117 12 30 2 1 1 12 18 22 4 5 2 .679 .362 .316 .060 .256
2041 Home 12 31 4 8 1 0 1 4 3 5 1 1 2 .711 .324 .387 .129 .258
2042 Home 2 7 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 2 .571 .286 .286 .000 .286
Total Away 134 433 65 122 21 1 9 56 54 68 20 12 11 .762 .364 .397 .115 .282
Total Home 137 385 46 97 14 2 7 38 44 71 11 6 10 .681 .328 .353 .101 .252
Total 271 818 111 219 35 3 16 94 98 139 31 18 21 .724 .347 .377 .109 .268
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2042-11-01Tiny Nelson has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2042-04-11The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Tiny Nelson. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Alan Makowski. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Bill Siebert. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Yoshikatsu Nakatani.
2033-09-27The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Tiny Nelson to the major league team. The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Ivan Jorgens for assignment.
2029-05-10The Philadelphia Wardogs have acquired Tiny Nelson from the waiver wire.
2029-04-01The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Tiny Nelson.
2029-04-01The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have renamed Tiny Swilper to Tiny Nelson.
2028-10-03The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Less Bein to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Quacker Oates to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Tiny Swilper to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Bitter Berry to the minors.
2028-09-19The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Less Bein to the major league team. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Tiny Swilper to the major league team.
2025-04-01The San Francisco Santorums have renamed Tiny Nelson to Tiny Swilper.