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Ed ONeill League
4-14-2260
Tiny Nelson Second Base
Retired (2042, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .268 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .724 Status Deceased (2088) Option Years 0  
H 219 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 08-04-2006
HR 16 Drafted Round 3, Pick 46
(2025)		 Majors Svc Time 8 years
(26 games)
RBI 94
SB 31
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L A- Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R C  Power vs. L C  Velocity D-   Mentor vR C+
Speed A- Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL C+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 0
1B D- (10.0%) LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B A+ (100%) CF ---   Health C+ LCS Appearances 2
3B D+ (27.7%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2028 LHP 2 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .333 .333 .000 .333
2028 RHP 6 15 4 0 0 0 1 1 4 .656 .389 .267 .000 .267
2034 LHP 27 50 15 5 1 0 5 7 4 .826 .386 .440 .140 .300
2034 RHP 27 68 16 2 0 1 4 12 12 .659 .350 .309 .074 .235
2035 LHP 53 129 35 7 0 5 17 10 22 .763 .321 .442 .171 .271
2035 RHP 70 226 59 12 1 4 27 24 42 .707 .331 .376 .115 .261
2036 LHP 11 10 4 0 0 2 4 1 1 1.455 .455 1.000 .600 .400
2036 RHP 11 11 3 0 0 0 1 2 2 .657 .385 .273 .000 .273
2037 LHP 9 8 3 0 0 0 0 3 1 .920 .545 .375 .000 .375
2037 RHP 15 16 7 1 0 1 5 5 1 1.233 .545 .688 .250 .438
2038 LHP 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 .250 .250 .000 .000 .000
2038 RHP 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 3.000 1.000 2.000 1.000 1.000
2039 LHP 13 34 8 1 0 1 3 3 4 .650 .297 .353 .118 .235
2039 RHP 12 20 5 0 0 0 0 1 4 .536 .286 .250 .000 .250
2040 LHP 16 36 10 2 0 0 6 6 6 .714 .381 .333 .056 .278
2040 RHP 14 33 8 1 0 0 4 1 5 .537 .265 .273 .030 .242
2041 LHP 30 78 20 2 1 0 7 13 13 .677 .370 .308 .051 .256
2041 RHP 36 70 18 1 0 2 9 8 14 .695 .338 .357 .100 .257
2042 RHP 2 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 .571 .286 .286 .000 .286
Total LHP 165 351 96 17 2 8 42 44 52 .757 .355 .402 .128 .274
Total RHP 194 467 123 18 1 8 52 54 87 .699 .342 .358 .094 .263
Total 271 818 219 35 3 16 94 98 139 .724 .347 .377 .109 .268
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2042-11-01Tiny Nelson has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2042-04-11The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Tiny Nelson. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Alan Makowski. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Bill Siebert. The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Yoshikatsu Nakatani.
2033-09-27The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Tiny Nelson to the major league team. The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Ivan Jorgens for assignment.
2029-05-10The Philadelphia Wardogs have acquired Tiny Nelson from the waiver wire.
2029-04-01The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Tiny Nelson.
2029-04-01The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have renamed Tiny Swilper to Tiny Nelson.
2028-10-03The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Less Bein to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Quacker Oates to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Tiny Swilper to the minors. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have sent Bitter Berry to the minors.
2028-09-19The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Less Bein to the major league team. The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Tiny Swilper to the major league team.
2025-04-01The San Francisco Santorums have renamed Tiny Nelson to Tiny Swilper.