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Ed ONeill League
4-8-2260
Longdong Swilper Starting Pitcher
Retired (2037, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.81 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 102-158 Status Deceased (2058) Option Years 0  
SV 9 Age at Death 55 Date of Birth 11-18-2003
K 1849 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(23 games)
IP 2200.1
WHIP 1.46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val B+
Speed A+ Bunt B- Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm D+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year H/A W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
2025 Away 3 15 20 20 0 0 0 0 92.2 116 89 77 2 71 76 2.02 7.48
2025 Home 3 6 16 16 1 0 0 0 93.2 110 59 56 3 38 69 1.58 5.38
2026 Away 1 11 17 17 0 0 0 0 94.2 116 81 73 3 40 75 1.65 6.94
2026 Home 5 11 18 18 1 0 0 0 118.0 138 81 73 3 43 102 1.53 5.57
2027 Away 1 11 17 17 0 0 0 0 94.0 132 81 78 3 29 80 1.71 7.47
2027 Home 3 9 19 19 2 0 0 0 113.2 142 90 82 2 52 95 1.71 6.49
2028 Away 2 11 17 17 0 0 0 0 95.2 128 80 74 0 43 75 1.79 6.96
2028 Home 3 9 19 19 0 0 0 0 116.0 139 82 71 4 56 104 1.68 5.51
2029 Away 5 8 19 19 0 0 0 0 103.2 92 54 49 0 42 94 1.29 4.25
2029 Home 3 10 18 18 1 0 0 0 99.1 98 68 53 1 52 87 1.51 4.80
2030 Away 3 5 13 13 2 0 0 0 88.0 83 41 38 1 31 78 1.30 3.89
2030 Home 9 9 21 21 4 0 0 0 156.0 122 61 49 3 54 129 1.13 2.83
2031 Away 5 6 15 15 1 1 0 0 79.2 99 75 66 3 53 72 1.91 7.46
2031 Home 7 9 20 20 4 0 0 0 138.0 133 75 68 2 41 138 1.26 4.43
2032 Away 7 8 20 20 2 0 0 0 130.1 133 65 62 2 50 112 1.40 4.28
2032 Home 9 3 14 14 2 0 0 0 103.1 93 32 29 2 34 84 1.23 2.53
2033 Away 9 4 15 15 2 2 0 0 113.0 99 39 33 4 43 89 1.26 2.63
2033 Home 4 5 13 13 0 0 0 0 87.0 79 41 40 2 29 68 1.24 4.14
2034 Away 3 1 15 4 1 0 1 1 47.1 40 24 22 1 21 39 1.29 4.18
2034 Home 3 1 16 4 1 1 1 2 43.1 41 18 17 0 11 35 1.20 3.53
2035 Away 4 1 27 5 2 0 0 1 72.0 65 28 25 0 26 44 1.26 3.13
2035 Home 3 1 23 3 1 0 1 3 54.2 48 19 19 0 22 48 1.28 3.13
2036 Away 1 1 15 0 0 0 1 1 17.0 17 9 9 0 9 16 1.53 4.76
2036 Home 3 2 19 0 0 0 1 0 25.0 19 8 8 0 12 19 1.24 2.88
2037 Away 0 1 10 0 0 0 3 1 10.1 9 6 5 0 9 6 1.74 4.35
2037 Home 3 0 8 0 0 0 1 0 14.0 5 0 0 1 4 15 0.64 0.00
2260 Away 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
2260 Home 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.00
Total Away 44 83 220 162 10 3 5 4 1038.1 1129 672 611 19 467 856 1.54 5.30
Total Home 58 75 224 165 17 1 4 5 1162.0 1167 634 565 23 448 993 1.39 4.38
Total
102
 158
444
327
27
4
9
 9
2200.1
 2296 1306 1176 42 915
1849
1.46
4.81
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.