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Ed ONeill League
4-12-2260
Longdong Swilper Starting Pitcher
Retired (2037, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.81 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 102-158 Status Deceased (2058) Option Years 0  
SV 9 Age at Death 55 Date of Birth 11-18-2003
K 1849 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(23 games)
IP 2200.1
WHIP 1.46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val B+
Speed A+ Bunt B- Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm D+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
2025 LHB 36 96.2 80 66 125 1.98
2025 RHB 36 89.2 65 43 101 1.61
2026 LHB 35 110.0 94 46 140 1.69
2026 RHB 35 102.2 83 37 114 1.47
2027 LHB 36 116.2 96 45 153 1.70
2027 RHB 36 91.0 79 36 121 1.73
2028 LHB 36 118.2 100 55 155 1.77
2028 RHB 36 93.0 79 44 112 1.68
2029 LHB 37 115.2 94 54 112 1.44
2029 RHB 37 87.1 87 40 78 1.35
2030 LHB 34 142.2 116 56 141 1.38
2030 RHB 34 101.1 91 29 64 0.92
2031 LHB 35 126.2 106 61 137 1.56
2031 RHB 35 91.0 104 33 95 1.41
2032 LHB 34 122.1 112 47 147 1.59
2032 RHB 34 111.1 84 37 79 1.04
2033 LHB 28 97.0 84 39 94 1.37
2033 RHB 28 103.0 73 33 84 1.14
2034 LHB 29 48.0 38 17 43 1.25
2034 RHB 28 42.2 36 15 38 1.24
2035 LHB 47 56.1 37 21 57 1.38
2035 RHB 48 70.1 55 27 56 1.18
2036 LHB 30 20.1 15 12 19 1.52
2036 RHB 31 21.2 20 9 17 1.20
2037 LHB 15 11.1 9 9 11 1.76
2037 RHB 16 13.0 12 4 3 0.54
2260 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2260 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total LHB 432 1182.1 981 528 1334 1.57
Total RHB 434 1018.0 868 387 962 1.33
Total 444 2200.1 1849 915 2296 1.46
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.