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Ed ONeill League
4-14-2260
Longdong Swilper Starting Pitcher
Retired (2037, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.81 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 102-158 Status Deceased (2058) Option Years 0  
SV 9 Age at Death 55 Date of Birth 11-18-2003
K 1849 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(23 games)
IP 2200.1
WHIP 1.46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val B+
Speed A+ Bunt B- Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm D+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB H 2B 3B HR BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2025 PIT
36
750
226
27
11
37
109
 145
.905
.391
.515
.213
.301
2026 PIT
35
866
254
30
6
46
83
 177
.858
.357
.501
.208
.293
2027 PIT
36
875
274
38
4
41
81
 175
.881
.374
.506
.193
.313
2028 PIT
36
869
267
39
6
20
99
 179
.814
.379
.435
.128
.307
2029 PIT
37
784
190
29
6
30
94
 181
.733
.323
.409
.167
.242
2030 PIT
34
916
205
34
2
21
85
 207
.625
.291
.334
.110
.224
2031 PIT
35
858
232
31
3
18
94
 210
.720
.343
.376
.106
.270
2032 PIT
34
891
226
34
9
20
84
 196
.699
.320
.379
.126
.254
2033 PIT
28
753
178
27
8
19
72
 157
.677
.308
.369
.133
.236
2034 PIT
31
337
81
13
2
15
32
 74
.731
.306
.424
.184
.240
2035 PIT
50
462
113
15
2
8
48
 92
.651
.313
.338
.093
.245
2036 PIT
34
156
36
5
1
2
21
 35
.636
.322
.314
.083
.231
2037 PIT
18
83
14
1
0
2
13
 21
.542
.289
.253
.084
.169
2260
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
Total 444 8600 2296 323 60 279 915 1849 .755 .339 .416 .149 .267
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.