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Ed ONeill League
4-12-2260
Longdong Swilper Starting Pitcher
Retired (2037, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.81 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 102-158 Status Deceased (2058) Option Years 0  
SV 9 Age at Death 55 Date of Birth 11-18-2003
K 1849 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(23 games)
IP 2200.1
WHIP 1.46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val B+
Speed A+ Bunt B- Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm D+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Endurance   Velocity   Control   Total 
2021 Minors 18 65.00 2 / 5 7 / 33 6 / 27 15 / 65
2022 Minors 19 54.00 2 / 2 7 / 26 8 / 26 17 / 54
2023 Minors 20 68.00 1 / 2 5 / 36 9 / 30 15 / 68
2024 Minors 21 55.00 1 / 5 4 / 21 4 / 29 9 / 55
2025 Majors 22 46.44 162 36 0 2 / 11 3 / 21 1 / 14 6 / 46
2026 Majors 23 48.40 162 35 0 3 / 10 0 / 20 4 / 18 7 / 48
2027 Majors 24 50.91 162 36 0 3 / 13 1 / 15 5 / 22 9 / 50
2028 Majors 25 49.24 162 36 0 1 / 11 3 / 24 1 / 14 5 / 49
2029 Majors 26 47.40 162 37 0 1 / 10 0 / 15 3 / 22 4 / 47
2030 Majors 27 51.38 162 34 0 1 / 17 3 / 14 2 / 20 6 / 51
2031 Majors 28 50.71 162 35 0 0 / 12 0 / 21 0 / 17 0 / 50
2032 Majors 29 51.20 162 34 0 0 / 13 0 / 21 0 / 17 0 / 51
2033 Majors 30 48.48 162 28 0 0 / 12 0 / 17 0 / 19 0 / 48
2034 Majors 31 37.10 149 8 13 0 / 5 0 / 16 0 / 16 0 / 37
2035 Majors 32 44.96 162 8 0 0 / 12 0 / 14 0 / 18 0 / 44
2036 Majors 33 30.86 162 0 0 0 / 2 0 / 15 1 / 13 1 / 30
2037 Majors 34 23.22 162 0 0 -1 / 0 -3 / 12 -4 / 11 -8 / 23
Total 2093 327 13 16 / 142 30 / 341 40 / 333 86 / 816
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.