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Ed ONeill League
4-12-2260
Longdong Swilper Starting Pitcher
Retired (2037, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.81 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 102-158 Status Deceased (2058) Option Years 0  
SV 9 Age at Death 55 Date of Birth 11-18-2003
K 1849 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(23 games)
IP 2200.1
WHIP 1.46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val B+
Speed A+ Bunt B- Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm D+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year POS Team G GS INN TC PO A E DP +/- RF   FPCT GG
2025 P PIT 35 35 186.1 27 1 23 3 2 -3 1.16 .889
2026 P PIT 35 35 212.2 24 2 21 1 0 0 0.97 .958
2027 P PIT 36 36 207.2 28 4 24 0 0 -2 1.21 1.000
2028 P PIT 36 36 211.2 20 2 16 2 1 -3 0.77 .900
2029 P PIT 37 37 203.0 31 5 23 3 1 -3 1.24 .903
2030 P PIT 34 34 244.0 32 3 28 1 0 0 1.14 .969
2031 P PIT 35 35 217.2 27 4 23 0 0 0 1.12 1.000
2032 P PIT 34 34 233.2 27 2 24 1 0 -3 1.00 .963
2033 P PIT 28 28 200.0 31 3 25 3 1 -6 1.26 .903
2034 P PIT 31 8 90.2 8 0 8 0 1 0 0.79 1.000
2035 P PIT 48 8 126.2 16 0 16 0 0 0 1.14 1.000
2036 P PIT 32 0 42.0 5 0 4 1 0 -1 0.86 .800
2037 P PIT 18 0 24.1 4 0 4 0 0 0 1.48 1.000
Total 439 326 2200.1 280 26 239 15 6 -21 1.08 .946
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.