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Ed ONeill League
4-12-2260
Longdong Swilper Starting Pitcher
Retired (2037, Age 33)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.81 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 102-158 Status Deceased (2058) Option Years 0  
SV 9 Age at Death 55 Date of Birth 11-18-2003
K 1849 Drafted Round 1, Pick 9
(2021)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(23 games)
IP 2200.1
WHIP 1.46
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L F  Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val B+
Speed A+ Bunt B- Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm D+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 5
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2025 PIT
36
58
1
7
0
0
0
2
0
 16 2 0
1
 1 3
.271
.150
.121
.000
.121
2026 PIT
35
68
5
10
1
1
0
4
3
 11 0 0
3
 1 1
.374
.183
.191
.044
.147
2027 PIT
36
71
2
12
0
0
0
2
1
 30 0 0
2
 2 0
.350
.181
.169
.000
.169
2028 PIT
36
67
5
6
1
0
0
2
5
 21 0 0
1
 0 2
.257
.153
.104
.015
.090
2029 PIT
37
58
10
13
2
1
0
3
2
 18 1 1
5
 1 3
.551
.258
.293
.069
.224
2030 PIT
34
80
5
8
1
0
0
3
1
 21 0 0
1
 0 1
.224
.111
.113
.012
.100
2031 PIT
35
76
8
13
1
1
0
4
3
 19 0 0
3
 0 0
.413
.203
.211
.039
.171
2032 PIT
34
73
6
11
0
0
0
1
0
 28 0 1
3
 0 1
.299
.149
.151
.000
.151
2033 PIT
28
65
6
8
0
2
0
1
3
 16 0 0
2
 0 3
.346
.162
.185
.062
.123
2034 PIT
31
23
2
5
0
0
0
0
1
 6 0 0
1
 0 0
.467
.250
.217
.000
.217
2035 PIT
50
35
4
7
0
0
0
1
0
 13 0 0
1
 1 0
.400
.200
.200
.000
.200
2036 PIT
34
2
0
1
0
0
0
1
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 1
1.000
.500
.500
.000
.500
2037 PIT
18
7
1
1
1
0
0
0
0
 2 0 0
0
 0 0
.429
.143
.286
.143
.143
Total
444
683
55
102
7
5
0
24
19
 201 3 2
23
 6 15
.350
.175
.174
.025
.149
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2037-11-01Longdong Swilper has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2034-06-13Longdong Swilper of the Pittsburgh Abewholes is injured and is expected to be out 15 days.
2025-03-25The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Mayor McCheese to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Isaac Alcock to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Longdong Swilper to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted Poston LeButtPlugg to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Chuck Compton to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Lordvictor Nefarius to the minors. The Pittsburgh Offenders have designated Geraldo Mackenzie for assignment. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Grafenberg Ort to the minors.
2023-04-27The Pittsburgh Offenders have renamed Big Hauger to Longdong Swilper.
2022-07-20Trade #1163038 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive George Porter, Slonger Gigante, Big Hauger, Poston LeButtPlugg, Draft Pick 2025 Round 1 ATL (Bitter Berry) from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Butch McGwire Jr, Billy Ray Coleman, Detroit Forsale.
2021-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Al Hauger to Big Hauger.