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Ed ONeill League
8-3-2246
I.B. Numbertwoing Right Field
Retired (2035, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .274 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .791 Status Deceased (2075) Option Years 0  
H 1760 Age at Death 75 Date of Birth 02-25-2000
HR 247 Drafted Round 1, Pick 4
(2018)		 Majors Svc Time 13 years
(155 games)
RBI 928
SB 307
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship B+
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L A- Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 1
1B --- LF A+ (98.9%) Arm A  WS Appearances 2
2B A+ (95.6%) CF C- (31.1%)   Health A- LCS Appearances 5
3B D- (4.2%) RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 1
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2022 PIT
130
496
60
137
13
6
17
70
44
 103 2 5
18
 11 2
.764
.335
.429
.153
.276
2023 PIT
156
601
71
153
21
6
22
70
41
 130 2 0
21
 17 14
.724
.304
.419
.165
.255
2024 PIT
156
557
73
149
28
9
18
78
64
 121 3 4
35
 17 13
.791
.344
.447
.180
.268
2025 PIT
156
590
93
170
18
8
25
80
56
 116 1 0
30
 25 5
.824
.351
.473
.185
.288
2026 PIT
156
570
81
147
26
5
18
69
70
 106 3 2
32
 16 12
.757
.341
.416
.158
.258
2027 PIT
142
244
43
72
11
1
14
40
28
 49 2 0
14
 12 8
.893
.372
.520
.225
.295
2028 PIT-COL
144
403
58
97
15
5
13
52
44
 90 0 1
26
 15 5
.714
.315
.400
.159
.241
2029 COL
137
453
70
129
17
2
15
47
47
 99 0 1
30
 9 4
.782
.351
.430
.146
.285
2030 COL
155
522
94
145
26
5
21
96
54
 115 4 5
22
 10 11
.814
.347
.467
.190
.278
2031 COL-KC
142
336
56
89
8
5
17
50
24
 72 0 0
11
 4 9
.784
.314
.470
.205
.265
2032 KC
118
368
59
101
14
2
16
63
36
 67 0 4
17
 6 5
.790
.336
.454
.179
.274
2033 KC
152
521
92
159
26
9
22
95
49
 123 2 3
19
 5 6
.882
.365
.516
.211
.305
2034 KC
156
604
99
175
34
6
28
100
53
 131 2 5
25
 10 9
.851
.346
.505
.215
.290
2035 KC-PHI-PIT
62
163
16
37
8
0
1
18
17
 31 0 0
7
 4 2
.594
.300
.294
.067
.227
Total
1962
6428
965
1760
265
69
247
928
627
 1353 21 30
307
 161 105
.791
.339
.452
.178
.274
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2035-11-01I.B. Numbertwoing has retired from the Pittsburgh Abewholes
2035-09-22The Pittsburgh Abewholes have acquired I.B. Numbertwoing from the waiver wire.
2035-09-12The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Ken Delaney to the major league team. The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Fred Brock to the major league team. The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Denny Weber for assignment. The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated I.B. Numbertwoing for assignment. The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Gene White for assignment.
2035-05-22Trade #1232943 has been completed between the Kansas City Scouts and the Philadelphia Wardogs. The Philadelphia Wardogs receive I.B. Numbertwoing, Denny Weber, Fingor Uranus, Draft Pick 2038 Round 2 KC (Phil Lutenberg) from the Kansas City Scouts in exchange for Rico Gray, Jon Jason Collins, Ed Malay.
2032-09-07I.B. Numbertwoing of the Kansas City Scouts is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2031-04-30Trade #1210566 has been completed between the Kansas City Scouts and the Colorado Kreamcicles. The Colorado Kreamcicles receive Bull Foulke, Legen Dairy, Lordvictor Nefarius, Draft Pick 2034 Round 1 KC (Jim ConeHead), Draft Pick 2032 Round 1 KC (Jack Sommers) from the Kansas City Scouts in exchange for I.B. Numbertwoing, Luther Bray.
2028-06-03Trade #1195519 has been completed between the Colorado Kreamcicles and the Pittsburgh Offenders. The Pittsburgh Offenders receive Powder Frostall, Draft Pick 2029 Round 1 COL (Ryan Rebuilder) from the Colorado Kreamcicles in exchange for I.B. Numbertwoing.
2026-04-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have placed I.B. Numbertwoing on the trade block.
2022-05-01The Pittsburgh Offenders have promoted I.B. Numbertwoing to the major league team. The Pittsburgh Offenders have sent Billy Ray Coleman to the minors.
2021-03-25The Pittsburgh Protectors have renamed Average Joe to I.B. Numbertwoing.
2018-04-01The Pittsburgh Prophylactics have renamed Arnold Cedeno to Average Joe.