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Andy Messersmith League
10-26-2101
Bert Thoenen Starting Pitcher
Retired (2030, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 4.06 Total Rating A-   Bats/Throws L/L
W-L 125-116 Status Deceased (2064) Option Years 0  
SV 3 Age at Death 68 Date of Birth 01-09-1996
K 1762 Drafted Round 1, Pick 10
(2015)		 Majors Svc Time 11 years
(94 games)
IP 2083.1
WHIP 1.41 Salary $8.25M Final Contract Year 2030
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R F  Contact vs. L D- Endurance B    Ldrship D 
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity A+   Mentor Val C+
Speed B  Bunt D+ Control B 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range D  WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm C  WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF ---   Health D  LCS Appearances 4
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 65% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2018 OAK
5
 3
12
12
0
0
0
 0
68.2
 74 36 35 4 21
56
1.38
4.59
2019 OAK
9
 11
26
26
0
0
0
 0
146.0
 142 82 71 5 76
134
1.49
4.38
2020 OAK
14
 11
35
35
0
0
0
 0
208.2
 211 96 89 3 79
179
1.39
3.84
2021 OAK
17
 6
36
36
0
0
0
 0
228.2
 205 88 81 4 83
174
1.26
3.19
2022 BOS
9
 16
33
32
0
0
0
 0
180.2
 200 100 94 4 83
156
1.57
4.68
2023 BOS
8
 3
19
19
0
0
0
 0
124.0
 129 61 54 5 50
102
1.44
3.92
2024 BOS
11
 8
23
23
0
0
0
 0
149.2
 163 58 54 3 56
119
1.46
3.25
2025 DET
10
 11
28
28
4
3
0
 0
176.2
 178 84 76 0 74
153
1.43
3.87
2026 TEX
11
 7
23
23
8
4
0
 0
166.1
 156 80 71 2 85
133
1.45
3.84
2027 LAN
6
 15
33
33
3
1
0
 0
232.0
 209 115 104 4 111
203
1.38
4.03
2028 LAN
8
 7
23
19
2
0
0
 0
125.0
 136 81 76 2 57
115
1.54
5.47
2029 LAN
11
 10
26
26
5
3
0
 0
186.2
 160 82 78 4 69
160
1.23
3.76
2030 CLE
6
 8
24
14
0
0
3
 0
90.1
 95 63 56 2 43
78
1.53
5.58
2102
0
 0
0
0
0
0
0
 0
0.0
 0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
125
 116
341
326
22
11
3
 0
2083.1
 2058 1026 939 42 887
1762
1.41
4.06
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2030-11-01Bert Thoenen has retired from the Cleveland Aggies
2030-08-15Bert Thoenen of the Cleveland Aggies is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2030-05-02Bert Thoenen of the Cleveland Aggies is injured and is expected to be out 52 days.
2030-03-30The Cleveland Aggies have promoted Don Ontiveros to the major league team. The Cleveland Aggies have promoted Buster Robinson to the major league team. The Cleveland Aggies have promoted Bert Thoenen to the major league team. The Cleveland Aggies have sent Julian Smyres to the minors. The Cleveland Aggies have sent Jerry Krukow to the minors. The Cleveland Aggies have sent Tito Tomasic to the minors.
2030-03-30Bert Thoenen has signed with the Cleveland Aggies for $8.25M per year for 1 year.
2029-05-25Bert Thoenen of the Los Angeles Dodgers is injured and is expected to be out 41 days.
2029-03-29The Los Angeles Dodgers have removed Bert Thoenen from the trade block.
2028-10-23The Los Angeles Dodgers have placed Bert Thoenen on the trade block.
2028-08-25Bert Thoenen of the Los Angeles Dodgers is injured and is expected to be out 8 days.
2028-06-29Bert Thoenen of the Los Angeles Dodgers is injured and is expected to be out 10 days.
2028-05-24Bert Thoenen of the Los Angeles Dodgers is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2027-04-01Trade #1209509 has been completed between the Texas Tech Red Raiders and the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Los Angeles Dodgers receive Bert Thoenen, Doug McIntosh from the Texas Tech Red Raiders in exchange for Bob Dybzinski, Morrie Pierce.
2027-04-01The Texas Tech Red Raiders have placed Bert Thoenen on the trade block.
2026-09-13Bert Thoenen of the Texas Tech Red Raiders is injured and is expected to be out 23 days.
2026-06-04Bert Thoenen of the Texas Tech Red Raiders is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2026-03-31The Texas Poopie Diapers have promoted Bert Thoenen to the major league team.
2026-03-29Bert Thoenen has signed with the Texas Guadalupes for $7.0M per year for 4 years.
2025-06-22Bert Thoenen of the Detroit Typhoon is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2025-04-30Bert Thoenen of the Detroit Typhoon is injured and is expected to be out 26 days.
2025-03-29The Detroit Typhoon have promoted Bert Thoenen to the major league team.
2025-03-28Bert Thoenen has signed with the Detroit Typhoon for $4.0M per year for 1 year.
2023-04-05Bert Thoenen of the Boston Braves is injured and is expected to be out 35 days.
2022-06-09Bert Thoenen of the Boston Braves is injured and is expected to be out 11 days.
2020-03-31The Oakland Apathetics have promoted Billy Rosenthal to the major league team. The Oakland Apathetics have promoted Bert Thoenen to the major league team.
2019-08-08The Oakland Apathetics have promoted George Cabrera to the major league team. The Oakland Apathetics have sent Bert Thoenen to the minors.
2018-07-22The Oakland Apathetics have promoted Bert Thoenen to the major league team. The Oakland Apathetics have designated Charlie Cuccinello for assignment.