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Ed ONeill League
4-8-2260
Nards Lelooselips Center Field
Retired (2034, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .237 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .641 Status Deceased (2069) Option Years 0  
H 821 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 12-29-1998
HR 61 Drafted Round 3, Pick 35
(2016)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(11 games)
RBI 328
SB 150
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR C 
Speed B  Bunt D- Control D-   Mentor vL C 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C  WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health C  LCS Appearances 2
3B A  (85.3%) RF D  (12.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2019 LHP 41 91 25 6 0 1 12 10 16 .720 .347 .374 .099 .275
2019 RHP 85 223 41 3 2 1 16 13 58 .460 .231 .229 .045 .184
2020 LHP 53 127 27 3 0 4 15 10 23 .601 .270 .331 .118 .213
2020 RHP 114 347 74 16 1 2 19 27 85 .553 .271 .282 .069 .213
2021 LHP 65 141 28 5 0 2 12 16 35 .557 .280 .277 .078 .199
2021 RHP 123 408 94 17 6 3 29 30 106 .606 .283 .324 .093 .230
2022 LHP 57 111 26 4 0 0 7 10 24 .568 .298 .270 .036 .234
2022 RHP 103 301 64 10 1 10 43 26 64 .625 .273 .352 .140 .213
2023 LHP 16 24 4 1 0 0 2 3 4 .468 .259 .208 .042 .167
2023 RHP 24 47 12 2 0 0 3 3 6 .598 .300 .298 .043 .255
2024 LHP 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .667 .333 .333 .000 .333
2025 LHP 10 11 3 0 0 0 1 2 2 .657 .385 .273 .000 .273
2025 RHP 11 18 3 0 0 1 1 3 2 .619 .286 .333 .167 .167
2026 LHP 32 30 6 1 0 0 1 4 5 .527 .294 .233 .033 .200
2026 RHP 22 23 7 1 0 0 3 2 5 .708 .360 .348 .043 .304
2027 LHP 38 39 15 2 2 1 8 9 7 1.126 .510 .615 .231 .385
2027 RHP 16 34 8 0 0 1 4 6 7 .674 .350 .324 .088 .235
2028 LHP 13 15 2 0 1 1 1 3 4 .744 .278 .467 .333 .133
2028 RHP 19 23 2 1 0 0 0 2 5 .323 .192 .130 .043 .087
2029 LHP 30 42 11 2 0 1 4 1 6 .692 .311 .381 .119 .262
2029 RHP 55 102 28 4 2 2 10 7 28 .733 .321 .412 .137 .275
2030 LHP 23 27 7 0 0 1 3 4 5 .725 .355 .370 .111 .259
2030 RHP 19 29 7 1 0 0 2 2 6 .566 .290 .276 .034 .241
2031 LHP 69 153 43 9 0 4 13 16 25 .765 .347 .418 .137 .281
2031 RHP 73 141 32 4 1 2 9 12 32 .600 .288 .312 .085 .227
2032 LHP 68 188 51 4 4 8 24 13 45 .781 .318 .463 .191 .271
2032 RHP 75 142 38 3 3 2 20 8 25 .680 .307 .373 .106 .268
2033 LHP 88 242 69 10 1 8 34 26 45 .788 .354 .434 .149 .285
2033 RHP 82 93 23 6 1 1 6 9 21 .676 .311 .366 .118 .247
2034 LHP 59 149 41 3 1 2 15 10 27 .668 .319 .349 .074 .275
2034 RHP 67 133 29 6 1 3 11 11 32 .632 .286 .346 .128 .218
Total LHP 665 1393 359 50 9 33 152 137 273 .703 .325 .378 .120 .258
Total RHP 888 2064 462 74 18 28 176 161 482 .598 .281 .318 .094 .224
Total 1316 3457 821 124 27 61 328 298 755 .641 .299 .342 .104 .237
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2034-11-01Nards Lelooselips has retired from the Brooklyn Brown Eyed Wink
2034-06-29Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Brown Eyed Wink is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2033-09-27Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2032-09-24Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2032-07-05Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2032-06-06Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2031-05-22Trade #1211044 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole. The Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole receive Ernie Patterson, Gee Whiz from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Old Eieio McDonald, Nards Lelooselips, Bud Kingofqueers, Draft Pick 2033 Round 2 WAS (Terry Welch), Draft Pick 2034 Round 2 WAS (Elvio McCluskey).
2028-08-07The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-07-13The Washington Elites have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2028-06-21The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-06-21The Washington Elites have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2028-06-11The Kansas City Scouts have waived Nards Lelooselips.
2028-05-22The Kansas City Scouts have sent Dick Reed to the minors. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2028-05-12The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-05-12The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2028-05-01The Kansas City Scouts have waived Nards Lelooselips.
2028-04-01The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Eddie Hearn to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2027-10-13The Kansas City Scouts have re-claimed Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2027-10-03The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Goal Dyphone to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Lordvictor Nefarius to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Mike Darby for assignment. The Kansas City Scouts have sent Dick Reed to the minors. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2027-05-16The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2027-05-06The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2025-04-11The San Francisco Santorums have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2025-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Primrose Price to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2023-08-19Trade #1168564 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Nards Lelooselips from the Washington Elites in exchange for DiNardo Gayvest.
2022-06-30Nards Lelooselips of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2020-07-10Nards Lelooselips of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2019-06-01The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Mike Murray to the minors.
2019-04-15The Washington Elites have renamed Lou McAllester to Nards Lelooselips.
2017-03-25Trade #1133137 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 WAS (Jack Pfeffer), Draft Pick 2019 Round 3 WAS (Webbo Castillo), Draft Pick 2019 Round 2 WAS (Manny Uecker) from the Washington Elites in exchange for Johnny Ward, Lou McAllester, Don Madison. Protest This Trade.