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Ed ONeill League
4-14-2260
Nards Lelooselips Center Field
Retired (2034, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .237 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .641 Status Deceased (2069) Option Years 0  
H 821 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 12-29-1998
HR 61 Drafted Round 3, Pick 35
(2016)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(11 games)
RBI 328
SB 150
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR C 
Speed B  Bunt D- Control D-   Mentor vL C 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C  WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health C  LCS Appearances 2
3B A  (85.3%) RF D  (12.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2019 Away 49 163 14 33 6 2 0 13 10 36 2 0 5 .515 .251 .264 .061 .202
2019 Home 44 151 13 33 3 0 2 15 13 38 1 6 10 .559 .280 .278 .060 .219
2020 Away 68 248 23 55 12 0 3 21 16 57 6 5 3 .573 .267 .306 .085 .222
2020 Home 66 226 20 46 7 1 3 13 21 51 7 4 7 .557 .274 .283 .080 .204
2021 Away 70 277 33 61 13 2 1 14 24 74 13 3 6 .575 .282 .292 .072 .220
2021 Home 69 272 27 61 9 4 4 27 22 67 17 9 6 .613 .282 .331 .107 .224
2022 Away 63 223 25 50 6 1 5 31 16 48 7 4 4 .600 .273 .327 .103 .224
2022 Home 56 189 23 40 8 0 5 19 20 40 5 9 3 .620 .287 .333 .122 .212
2023 Away 16 37 4 9 1 0 0 3 2 6 1 1 0 .552 .282 .270 .027 .243
2023 Home 18 34 5 7 2 0 0 2 4 4 0 1 0 .554 .289 .265 .059 .206
2024 Away 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 .000
2024 Home 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1.000 .500 .500 .000 .500
2025 Away 11 17 3 5 0 0 0 1 3 2 1 0 0 .694 .400 .294 .000 .294
2025 Home 7 12 1 1 0 0 1 1 2 2 1 0 0 .548 .214 .333 .250 .083
2026 Away 23 27 1 7 1 0 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 .556 .259 .296 .037 .259
2026 Home 30 26 0 6 1 0 0 1 6 7 0 1 0 .644 .375 .269 .038 .231
2027 Away 21 32 11 12 1 2 0 5 6 5 6 0 0 1.018 .487 .531 .156 .375
2027 Home 35 41 4 11 1 0 2 7 9 9 2 0 0 .839 .400 .439 .171 .268
2028 Away 22 26 2 4 1 1 1 1 1 6 2 1 0 .599 .214 .385 .231 .154
2028 Home 12 12 2 0 0 0 0 0 4 3 3 3 0 .250 .250 .000 .000 .000
2029 Away 45 71 7 16 2 1 1 5 4 17 5 3 1 .600 .276 .324 .099 .225
2029 Home 44 73 10 23 4 1 2 9 4 17 7 2 1 .838 .359 .479 .164 .315
2030 Away 25 27 5 6 0 0 0 1 3 6 2 1 0 .522 .300 .222 .000 .222
2030 Home 22 29 4 8 1 0 1 4 3 5 3 2 0 .758 .344 .414 .138 .276
2031 Away 63 146 18 34 7 0 3 10 14 29 15 1 6 .641 .298 .342 .110 .233
2031 Home 57 148 17 41 6 1 3 12 14 28 5 3 10 .731 .340 .392 .115 .277
2032 Away 61 185 22 44 3 6 2 18 13 39 8 2 9 .639 .288 .351 .114 .238
2032 Home 58 145 22 45 4 1 8 26 8 31 9 5 4 .864 .346 .517 .207 .310
2033 Away 74 170 22 51 8 2 6 22 23 30 8 3 4 .860 .383 .476 .176 .300
2033 Home 77 165 17 41 8 0 3 18 12 36 8 2 5 .649 .298 .352 .103 .248
2034 Away 54 146 15 33 6 2 2 12 10 36 2 2 1 .614 .278 .336 .110 .226
2034 Home 53 136 15 37 3 0 3 14 11 23 3 7 11 .689 .329 .360 .088 .272
Total Away 666 1796 205 420 67 19 24 160 145 394 78 26 39 .624 .292 .332 .099 .234
Total Home 650 1661 181 401 57 8 37 168 153 361 72 54 57 .658 .306 .352 .111 .241
Total 1316 3457 386 821 124 27 61 328 298 755 150 80 96 .641 .299 .342 .104 .237
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2034-11-01Nards Lelooselips has retired from the Brooklyn Brown Eyed Wink
2034-06-29Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Brown Eyed Wink is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2033-09-27Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2032-09-24Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2032-07-05Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2032-06-06Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2031-05-22Trade #1211044 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole. The Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole receive Ernie Patterson, Gee Whiz from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Old Eieio McDonald, Nards Lelooselips, Bud Kingofqueers, Draft Pick 2033 Round 2 WAS (Terry Welch), Draft Pick 2034 Round 2 WAS (Elvio McCluskey).
2028-08-07The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-07-13The Washington Elites have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2028-06-21The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-06-21The Washington Elites have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2028-06-11The Kansas City Scouts have waived Nards Lelooselips.
2028-05-22The Kansas City Scouts have sent Dick Reed to the minors. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2028-05-12The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-05-12The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2028-05-01The Kansas City Scouts have waived Nards Lelooselips.
2028-04-01The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Eddie Hearn to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2027-10-13The Kansas City Scouts have re-claimed Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2027-10-03The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Goal Dyphone to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Lordvictor Nefarius to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Mike Darby for assignment. The Kansas City Scouts have sent Dick Reed to the minors. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2027-05-16The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2027-05-06The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2025-04-11The San Francisco Santorums have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2025-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Primrose Price to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2023-08-19Trade #1168564 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Nards Lelooselips from the Washington Elites in exchange for DiNardo Gayvest.
2022-06-30Nards Lelooselips of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2020-07-10Nards Lelooselips of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2019-06-01The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Mike Murray to the minors.
2019-04-15The Washington Elites have renamed Lou McAllester to Nards Lelooselips.
2017-03-25Trade #1133137 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 WAS (Jack Pfeffer), Draft Pick 2019 Round 3 WAS (Webbo Castillo), Draft Pick 2019 Round 2 WAS (Manny Uecker) from the Washington Elites in exchange for Johnny Ward, Lou McAllester, Don Madison. Protest This Trade.