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Ed ONeill League
4-13-2260
Nards Lelooselips Center Field
Retired (2034, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .237 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .641 Status Deceased (2069) Option Years 0  
H 821 Age at Death 71 Date of Birth 12-29-1998
HR 61 Drafted Round 3, Pick 35
(2016)
Majors Svc Time 15 years
(11 games)
RBI 328
SB 150
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR
Speed Bunt D- Control D-   Mentor vL
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range WS Rings 1
1B --- LF --- Arm B+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF A+ (100%)   Health LCS Appearances 2
3B (85.3%) RF (12.5%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year POS Team G GS INN TC PO A E DP PB SB CS CS% +/- RF   FPCT GG
2019 CF WAS 93 93 766.0 228 210 3 15 0 -11 2.50 .934
2020 CF WAS 134 134 1112.0 284 267 7 10 0 -12 2.22 .965
2021 CF WAS 139 139 1215.1 316 300 4 12 1 -10 2.25 .962
2022 CF WAS 106 106 914.0 220 212 2 6 1 -5 2.11 .973
3B WAS 3 3 25.0 7 0 6 1 1 0 2.16 .857
1B WAS 2 2 18.0 20 20 0 0 1 0 10.00 1.000
C WAS 1 1 9.2 10 9 1 0 0 0 2 0 0.0% 0 9.32 1.000
2B WAS 1 1 9.0 3 2 1 0 0 0 3.00 1.000
2023 3B WAS-ATL 15 4 55.0 15 2 13 0 2 0 2.45 1.000
2B WAS-ATL 3 3 25.0 11 8 3 0 0 -2 3.96 1.000
C WAS-ATL 2 2 18.0 13 13 0 0 0 0 2 0 0.0% 0 6.50 1.000
1B WAS-ATL 1 1 9.0 9 9 0 0 1 0 9.00 1.000
CF WAS-ATL 1 1 9.0 5 4 1 0 0 0 5.00 1.000
SS WAS-ATL 1 1 8.0 3 3 0 0 0 0 3.38 1.000
2024 3B ATL 1 0 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 NaN
2025 2B SF 3 3 26.0 12 6 6 0 3 -4 4.15 1.000
3B SF 4 2 21.0 7 3 4 0 0 +1 3.00 1.000
SS SF 1 1 10.0 3 2 1 0 0 -1 2.70 1.000
2026 3B SF 21 0 33.0 6 0 6 0 1 0 1.64 1.000
CF SF 3 0 7.0 2 2 0 0 0 0 2.57 1.000
2B SF 1 0 0.2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 NaN
LF SF 1 0 0.2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 NaN
2027 1B SF-KC 7 7 57.0 68 66 2 0 4 -1 10.74 1.000
LF SF-KC 4 4 35.0 9 8 1 0 0 0 2.31 1.000
CF SF-KC 3 1 12.2 5 3 2 0 0 -1 3.55 1.000
3B SF-KC 3 0 7.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 NaN
2028 3B KC-WAS 6 1 20.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 NaN
C KC-WAS 2 2 16.2 15 15 0 0 0 1 1 0 0.0% 0 8.10 1.000
2B KC-WAS 2 2 16.0 5 2 3 0 0 -1 2.81 1.000
CF KC-WAS 2 0 5.2 3 3 0 0 0 0 4.77 1.000
2029 SS WAS 13 13 114.2 39 13 25 1 2 -3 2.98 .974
3B WAS 27 7 97.0 37 12 25 0 2 0 3.43 1.000
2B WAS 7 7 64.2 35 15 19 1 3 -1 4.73 .971
2030 SS WAS 3 3 26.0 18 4 14 0 1 -1 6.23 1.000
3B WAS 6 1 19.0 9 4 5 0 0 0 4.26 1.000
C WAS 2 2 15.0 12 12 0 0 0 0 2 0 0.0% 0 7.20 1.000
1B WAS 1 1 9.0 8 7 1 0 1 0 8.00 1.000
2B WAS 1 1 8.0 3 3 0 0 0 0 3.38 1.000
2031 2B WAS-BRO 51 43 398.1 225 90 127 8 12 -11 4.90 .964
SS WAS-BRO 21 11 129.2 66 17 42 7 5 -2 4.10 .894
3B WAS-BRO 14 9 78.0 25 9 16 0 1 +1 2.88 1.000
1B WAS-BRO 11 0 35.1 37 35 1 1 1 0 9.17 .973
CF WAS-BRO 9 0 20.1 8 8 0 0 0 0 3.54 1.000
2032 2B BRO 46 44 396.1 215 81 122 12 27 -1 4.61 .944
3B BRO 34 9 132.0 34 10 24 0 0 -2 2.32 1.000
1B BRO 13 10 98.1 112 109 2 1 4 -3 10.16 .991
SS BRO 8 8 68.0 28 6 22 0 3 -2 3.71 1.000
CF BRO 3 0 21.0 6 6 0 0 0 0 2.57 1.000
2033 2B BRO 80 64 589.2 312 122 181 9 41 -1 4.62 .971
3B BRO 34 0 95.2 29 5 24 0 2 -2 2.73 1.000
CF BRO 7 1 31.2 7 7 0 0 0 -1 1.99 1.000
SS BRO 3 1 13.0 2 0 2 0 0 0 1.38 1.000
RF BRO 1 1 8.0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1.12 1.000
2034 2B BRO 74 55 513.1 274 116 148 10 30 -10 4.63 .964
RF BRO 11 11 85.0 15 13 0 2 0 -1 1.38 .867
SS BRO 6 6 53.0 35 12 23 0 0 -1 5.94 1.000
CF BRO 5 1 21.0 4 4 0 0 0 0 1.71 1.000
LF BRO 2 2 17.0 3 3 0 0 0 0 1.59 1.000
1B BRO 1 0 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 NaN
Pos Total CF 505 476 4135.2 1088 1026 19 43 2 -40 2.27 .960
2B 269 223 2047.0 1095 445 610 40 116 -31 4.64 .963
3B 168 36 583.2 169 45 123 1 9 -2 2.59 .994
SS 56 44 422.1 194 57 129 8 11 -10 3.96 .959
1B 36 21 227.2 254 246 6 2 12 -4 9.96 .992
RF 12 12 93.0 16 14 0 2 0 -1 1.35 .875
C 7 7 59.1 50 49 1 0 0 1 7 0 0.0% 0 7.59 1.000
LF 7 6 52.2 12 11 1 0 0 0 2.05 1.000
Total 1060 825 7621.1 2878 1893 889 96 150 1 7 0 0.0% -88 3.29 .967
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2034-11-01Nards Lelooselips has retired from the Brooklyn Brown Eyed Wink
2034-06-29Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Brown Eyed Wink is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2033-09-27Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 17 days.
2032-09-24Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2032-07-05Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 25 days.
2032-06-06Nards Lelooselips of the Brooklyn Fist Humpers is injured and is expected to be out 18 days.
2031-05-22Trade #1211044 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole. The Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole receive Ernie Patterson, Gee Whiz from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Old Eieio McDonald, Nards Lelooselips, Bud Kingofqueers, Draft Pick 2033 Round 2 WAS (Terry Welch), Draft Pick 2034 Round 2 WAS (Elvio McCluskey).
2028-08-07The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-07-13The Washington Elites have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2028-06-21The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-06-21The Washington Elites have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2028-06-11The Kansas City Scouts have waived Nards Lelooselips.
2028-05-22The Kansas City Scouts have sent Dick Reed to the minors. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2028-05-12The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team.
2028-05-12The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2028-05-01The Kansas City Scouts have waived Nards Lelooselips.
2028-04-01The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Eddie Hearn to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2027-10-13The Kansas City Scouts have re-claimed Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2027-10-03The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Goal Dyphone to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have promoted Lordvictor Nefarius to the major league team. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Mike Darby for assignment. The Kansas City Scouts have sent Dick Reed to the minors. The Kansas City Scouts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2027-05-16The Kansas City Scouts have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2027-05-06The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2025-04-11The San Francisco Santorums have acquired Nards Lelooselips from the waiver wire.
2025-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Primrose Price to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have designated Nards Lelooselips for assignment.
2023-08-19Trade #1168564 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Nards Lelooselips from the Washington Elites in exchange for DiNardo Gayvest.
2022-06-30Nards Lelooselips of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2020-07-10Nards Lelooselips of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 9 days.
2019-06-01The Washington Elites have promoted Nards Lelooselips to the major league team. The Washington Elites have sent Mike Murray to the minors.
2019-04-15The Washington Elites have renamed Lou McAllester to Nards Lelooselips.
2017-03-25Trade #1133137 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Draft Pick 2018 Round 3 WAS (Jack Pfeffer), Draft Pick 2019 Round 3 WAS (Webbo Castillo), Draft Pick 2019 Round 2 WAS (Manny Uecker) from the Washington Elites in exchange for Johnny Ward, Lou McAllester, Don Madison. Protest This Trade.