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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Bill Szotkiewicz Left Field
Retired (2127, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .285 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .829 Status Deceased (2172) Option Years 0  
H 2145 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 02-25-2090
HR 323 Drafted Round 1, Pick 13
(2108)
Majors Svc Time 15 years
(152 games)
RBI 1148
SB 301
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R Power vs. L B+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed C+ Bunt C- Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range A- WS Rings 0
1B D- (7.8%) LF A+ (100%) Arm WS Appearances 1
2B --- CF (1.3%)   Health C+ LCS Appearances 4
3B (66.9%) RF A+ (97.7%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 1
Notes: sideburns? giggle. I AMS A MOTEHERSFUCKSINGS RUNS PRODUCERS! THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES. ALL STAR. IT HAS BEEN AN AWESOME FUCKING CAREER FOR A THING BOUGHT WITH A WASHED UP MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS PITCHER.
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2112 CHA
87
348
28
82
12
0
9
29
24
86 1 0
24
11 2
.635
.287
.348
.112
.236
2113 CHA
147
538
58
134
28
3
11
51
51
129 4 4
28
25 4
.690
.317
.374
.125
.249
2114 CHA
146
538
81
153
33
3
16
56
54
119 1 1
32
32 4
.796
.350
.446
.162
.284
2115 CHA
151
532
72
142
32
3
18
72
56
132 2 2
29
32 2
.778
.338
.440
.173
.267
2116 CHA
144
566
76
152
25
1
26
81
55
125 7 0
36
23 5
.795
.341
.454
.186
.269
2117 CHA
145
539
91
167
23
8
27
87
60
106 4 3
41
34 0
.914
.381
.532
.223
.310
2118 CHA
143
526
76
149
17
8
28
94
59
105 1 2
19
20 19
.861
.355
.506
.222
.283
2119 CHA
144
599
111
188
27
9
35
116
58
133 3 5
22
17 17
.939
.374
.564
.250
.314
2120 CHA
116
454
78
135
16
6
18
84
49
82 2 0
10
9 6
.846
.368
.478
.181
.297
2121 CHA
137
584
98
181
30
8
21
78
54
104 4 1
16
7 13
.868
.372
.497
.187
.310
2122 CHA
145
619
107
173
27
5
37
93
60
126 3 1
16
13 5
.864
.346
.519
.239
.279
2123 CHA
143
560
101
168
28
4
27
105
51
102 1 4
13
3 4
.866
.357
.509
.209
.300
2124 CHA
144
527
79
163
24
11
26
95
43
90 1 1
11
5 3
.906
.362
.545
.235
.309
2125 CHA
97
276
31
83
14
2
11
51
26
57 2 0
4
3 1
.851
.365
.486
.185
.301
2126 CHA-TOR
87
252
34
61
9
2
11
47
23
45 0 3
0
0 0
.727
.302
.425
.183
.242
2127 TOR
34
69
8
14
1
0
2
9
7
17 2 2
0
0 0
.592
.288
.304
.101
.203
Total
2010
7527
1129
2145
346
73
323
1148
730
1558 38 29
301
234 85
.829
.350
.479
.194
.285
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2127-11-01Bill Szotkiewicz has retired from the Toronto Quebecsux
2127-06-08Bill Szotkiewicz of the Toronto Quebecsux is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2126-06-23Trade #1217245 has been completed between the Toronto Quebecsux and the Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory. The Chicago Magic Unicorn Factory receive Luke Flatbush from the Toronto Quebecsux in exchange for Bill Szotkiewicz, Draft Pick 2129 Round 2 CHA (Chris Henry).
2114-04-01The Chicago HUGS!!!!!!!!!!! have promoted Bill Szotkiewicz to the major league team.
2113-10-09The Chicago HUGS!!!!!!!!!!! have promoted Steve Emmerich to the major league team. The Chicago HUGS!!!!!!!!!!! have promoted Howie Emmer to the major league team. The Chicago HUGS!!!!!!!!!!! have sent Mickey Kuiper to the minors. The Chicago HUGS!!!!!!!!!!! have sent Ed Martin to the minors. The Chicago HUGS!!!!!!!!!!! have sent Bill Szotkiewicz to the minors.
2112-08-01Bill Szotkiewicz of the Chicago DeSwoped Eunichorns! is injured and is expected to be out 29 days.
2112-05-15The Chicago DeSwoped Eunichorns! have promoted Bill Szotkiewicz to the major league team. The Chicago DeSwoped Eunichorns! have designated Elmer Graham for assignment.
2109-08-05Trade #1134661 has been completed between the Detroit Crimson Tide and the Chicago DeSwoped Eunichorns!. The Chicago DeSwoped Eunichorns! receive Bill Szotkiewicz from the Detroit Crimson Tide in exchange for Erskine Barry. Protest This Trade.