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Ed ONeill League
4-13-2260
Ernie Patterson First Base
Retired (2034, Age 37)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .295 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .815 Status Deceased (2062) Option Years 0  
H 1871 Age at Death 66 Date of Birth 12-17-1996
HR 173 Drafted Round 1, Pick 11
(2015)
Majors Svc Time 15 years
(22 games)
RBI 757
SB 295
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R Contact vs. L Endurance B-   Ldrship D-
Power vs. R Power vs. L B- Velocity D-   Mentor vR C+
Speed C+ Bunt Control D-   Mentor vL C+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B- WS Rings 1
1B A+ (100%) LF C+ (47.5%) Arm C+ WS Appearances 1
2B (67.9%) CF (17.2%)   Health D- LCS Appearances 3
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2020 BOS
93
270
37
81
11
2
7
44
27
39 4 1
17
10 10
.804
.371
.433
.133
.300
2021 BOS
100
261
49
75
14
4
8
37
38
57 2 1
13
3 5
.844
.381
.464
.176
.287
2022 BOS
131
546
85
156
25
5
14
56
56
104 3 2
19
14 9
.781
.354
.427
.141
.286
2023 BOS
115
471
81
139
33
6
9
54
66
76 1 3
16
4 2
.829
.381
.448
.153
.295
2024 BOS
107
428
82
139
19
2
14
55
40
66 0 0
25
6 2
.859
.382
.477
.152
.325
2025 BOS-BRO
130
492
85
153
16
7
16
72
55
67 2 6
33
19 6
.848
.378
.470
.159
.311
2026 BRO
130
504
99
159
28
4
22
66
69
73 1 0
25
13 13
.917
.399
.518
.202
.315
2027 BRO
130
509
96
139
20
2
16
54
57
80 3 1
27
12 11
.764
.349
.415
.141
.273
2028 BRO
115
447
81
125
18
1
10
55
63
84 2 2
23
6 5
.761
.370
.391
.112
.280
2029 BRO
130
476
88
164
21
7
16
60
70
78 2 0
33
25 5
.950
.431
.519
.174
.345
2030 BRO
130
517
80
150
22
7
6
35
62
84 3 2
43
16 11
.763
.368
.395
.104
.290
2031 BRO-WAS
125
216
28
60
12
4
8
29
36
41 1 2
16
8 3
.862
.380
.481
.204
.278
2032 WAS-OAK
153
329
36
90
11
2
5
43
38
60 1 0
5
5 1
.715
.351
.365
.091
.274
2033 OAK
128
383
60
115
19
4
15
55
45
53 5 1
0
0 3
.868
.380
.488
.188
.300
2034 OAK
130
493
73
126
18
1
7
42
60
87 5 4
0
0 4
.679
.340
.339
.083
.256
Total
1847
6342
1060
1871
287
58
173
757
782
1049 35 25
295
141 90
.815
.374
.440
.145
.295
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2034-11-01Ernie Patterson has retired from the Oakland Canaries
2033-04-19Ernie Patterson of the Oakland Canaries is injured and is expected to be out 5 days.
2032-04-08Trade #1215010 has been completed between the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole and the Oakland Canaries. The Oakland Canaries receive Ernie Patterson, Hank Goodson, Tom Breneman, Draft Pick 2035 Round 2 WAS (Frank Johnson), Draft Pick 2034 Round 1 WAS (Mark Schueler) from the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole in exchange for Joe Seibert, Ed Moriarty.
2031-05-22Trade #1211044 has been completed between the Brooklyn Gee Whiz and the Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole. The Washington s 17 Trillion in the Hole receive Ernie Patterson, Gee Whiz from the Brooklyn Gee Whiz in exchange for Old Eieio McDonald, Nards Lelooselips, Bud Kingofqueers, Draft Pick 2033 Round 2 WAS (Terry Welch), Draft Pick 2034 Round 2 WAS (Elvio McCluskey).
2028-08-17Ernie Patterson of the Brooklyn Gee Whiz is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2025-08-29Trade #1179909 has been completed between the Boston Chaperones and the Brooklyn Gee Whiz. The Brooklyn Gee Whiz receive Ernie Patterson, Smokey Applewood from the Boston Chaperones in exchange for Chico Giannelli, Nai Mingpolicysux.
2025-05-26The Boston Chaperones have placed Ernie Patterson on the trade block.
2024-08-24Ernie Patterson of the Boston Chaperones is injured and is expected to be out 28 days.
2023-07-02Ernie Patterson of the Boston Chaperones is injured and is expected to be out 22 days.
2021-08-10Ernie Patterson of the Boston BAMBINO CURSES is injured and is expected to be out 30 days.
2020-03-25The Boston BAMBINO CURSES have promoted Ernie Patterson to the major league team.