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Ed ONeill League 4-14-2260 |
| Lazergunz Gopewpew |  Left FieldRetired (2027, Age 34) |
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CAREER | BIOGRAPHICAL DATA | ||||
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| AVG | .209 | Total Rating |
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Bats/Throws | B/R | |
| OPS | .555 | Status | Deceased (2065) | Option Years | 0
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| H | 24 | Age at Death | 73 | Date of Birth | 11-14-1992 | |
| HR | 1 | Drafted | Round 2, Pick 25 (2011) |
Majors Svc Time | 3 years (73 games) |
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| RBI | 12 | |||||
| SB | 9 | |||||
| OFFENSE | PITCHING | MENTORING | |||||||
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| Contact vs. R | Contact vs. L | Endurance |
Ldrship |
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| Power vs. R | Power vs. L | Velocity |
Mentor vR |
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| Speed | Bunt | Control |
Mentor vL |
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| POSITIONS | DEFENSE/HEALTH | POSTSEASON | |||||||
| C * | --- | SS | --- | Range | WS Rings | 0 | |||
| 1B | --- | LF | (100%) | Arm | WS Appearances | 0 | |||
| 2B | --- | CF | (91.9%) |
Health |
LCS Appearances | 0 | |||
| 3B | --- | RF | (46.4%) |
Injured Days |
0 | All Star Teams | 0 | ||
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | ISO | AVG |
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| 2024 | LHP | 16 | 28 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 7 | .608 | .323 | .286 | .036 | .250 |
| 2024 | RHP | 22 | 44 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 10 | .478 | .296 | .182 | .023 | .159 |
| 2025 | LHP | 3 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .222 | .111 | .111 | .000 | .111 |
| 2025 | RHP | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1.167 | .667 | .500 | .000 | .500 |
| 2026 | LHP | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2026 | RHP | 17 | 27 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 5 | .774 | .367 | .407 | .111 | .296 |
| 2027 | LHP | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2027 | RHP | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Total | LHP | 22 | 40 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 11 | .481 | .256 | .225 | .025 | .200 |
| Total | RHP | 44 | 75 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 11 | 15 | .593 | .326 | .267 | .053 | .213 |
| Total | 92 | 115 | 24 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 14 | 26 | .555 | .303 | .252 | .043 | .209 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2027-11-01 | Lazergunz Gopewpew has retired from the Boston Brown Eye Bombers |
| 2024-07-11 | The Boston Chaperones have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. The Boston Chaperones have designated Vern Montague for assignment. |
| 2024-07-11 | The Boston Chaperones have acquired Lazergunz Gopewpew from the waiver wire. |
| 2023-04-28 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Lazergunz Gopewpew. |
| 2023-04-01 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Lazergunz Gopewpew for assignment. |
| 2023-04-01 | The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. |
| 2020-04-01 | The Florida Dubba Yew Tee Effs have renamed Marty Lazar to Lazergunz Gopewpew. |