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Ed ONeill League
4-29-2260
Lazergunz Gopewpew Left Field
Retired (2027, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .209 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .555 Status Deceased (2065) Option Years 0  
H 24 Age at Death 73 Date of Birth 11-14-1992
HR 1 Drafted Round 2, Pick 25
(2011)		 Majors Svc Time 3 years
(73 games)
RBI 12
SB 9
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L C- Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF A  (91.9%)   Health C  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF C+ (46.4%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range   Total 
2011 Minors 19 33.00 1 / 1 8 / 8 5 / 5 2 / 2 1 / 4 5 / 5 8 / 8 30 / 33
2011 Pos (LF) 19 17.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 14 / 17
2012 Minors 20 31.00 9 / 9 2 / 3 6 / 6 3 / 3 0 / 5 3 / 3 2 / 2 25 / 31
2012 Pos (LF) 20 9.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 6 / 9
2013 Minors 21 27.00 0 / 1 5 / 5 4 / 7 1 / 1 2 / 4 2 / 2 7 / 7 21 / 27
2014 Minors 22 23.00 4 / 4 3 / 5 4 / 6 0 / 0 1 / 6 1 / 1 1 / 1 14 / 23
2015 Minors 23 25.00 4 / 5 0 / 1 2 / 3 1 / 1 0 / 3 6 / 7 4 / 5 17 / 25
2016 Minors 24 15.00 1 / 1 1 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 0 1 / 5 1 / 4 3 / 3 7 / 15
2017 Minors 25 27.00 5 / 9 1 / 1 2 / 6 1 / 1 0 / 5 1 / 2 2 / 3 12 / 27
2018 Minors 26 37.00 4 / 5 1 / 4 4 / 10 1 / 3 1 / 4 2 / 6 4 / 5 17 / 37
2019 Minors 27 26.00 0 / 4 1 / 3 1 / 4 1 / 3 0 / 6 2 / 3 2 / 3 7 / 26
2020 Minors 28 25.00 0 / 3 1 / 4 0 / 5 2 / 3 0 / 1 1 / 4 2 / 5 6 / 25
2021 Minors 29 31.00 1 / 9 2 / 4 2 / 3 0 / 2 0 / 3 1 / 6 2 / 4 8 / 31
2022 Minors 30 20.00 1 / 7 1 / 4 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 3 1 / 2 0 / 0 3 / 20
2023 Minors 31 3.00 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 0 1 / 1 0 / 0 1 / 3
2023 Majors 31 9.00 0 / 1 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 0 1 / 3 0 / 0 0 / 1 1 / 9
2024 Majors 32 16.98 73 17 0 0 / 3 0 / 1 0 / 3 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 2 0 / 3 0 / 16
2025 Majors 33 17.31 162 2 0 0 / 1 0 / 1 0 / 6 0 / 3 0 / 3 1 / 3 0 / 0 1 / 17
2026 Majors 34 20.46 162 4 0 -3 / 3 -8 / 1 -2 / 4 -4 / 2 -7 / 5 0 / 3 -3 / 2 -27 / 20
2027 Majors 35 16.32 162 0 0 -4 / 2 -6 / 0 -2 / 3 -3 / 3 -2 / 2 0 / 4 -1 / 2 -18 / 16
Total 559 23 0 23 / 68 12 / 48 26 / 77 5 / 32 -2 / 64 28 / 58 33 / 54 145 / 427
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2027-11-01Lazergunz Gopewpew has retired from the Boston Brown Eye Bombers
2024-07-11The Boston Chaperones have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. The Boston Chaperones have designated Vern Montague for assignment.
2024-07-11The Boston Chaperones have acquired Lazergunz Gopewpew from the waiver wire.
2023-04-28The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Lazergunz Gopewpew.
2023-04-01The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Lazergunz Gopewpew for assignment.
2023-04-01The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team.
2020-04-01The Florida Dubba Yew Tee Effs have renamed Marty Lazar to Lazergunz Gopewpew.