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Ed ONeill League
4-28-2260
Lazergunz Gopewpew Left Field
Retired (2027, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .209 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws B/R
OPS .555 Status Deceased (2065) Option Years 0  
H 24 Age at Death 73 Date of Birth 11-14-1992
HR 1 Drafted Round 2, Pick 25
(2011)		 Majors Svc Time 3 years
(73 games)
RBI 12
SB 9
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B  Contact vs. L B+ Endurance B-   Ldrship A 
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L C- Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed A- Bunt D+ Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C+ WS Rings 0
1B --- LF A+ (100%) Arm B- WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF A  (91.9%)   Health C  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF C+ (46.4%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

  Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year OS Age  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range 
201119C C C+D+A-C-D 
201220C C+C+C-A-C-D+
201321C+C+B-C-A-C D+
201422C+C+B C-A C C-
201523B-B-B C-A C C-
201624B-B-B C-A C+C 
201725B B-B C-A C+C 
201826B B-B+C-A C+C 
201927B+B-B+C A C+C+
202028B+B-B+C A C+C+
202129B+B-B+C A B-C+
202230B+B A-C A B-B-
202331B+B A-C A B-B-
202432B+B A-C A B-B-
202533B+B A-C A B-B-
202634B+B A-C A B-B-
202735B+B-B+C-A-B-C+
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2027-11-01Lazergunz Gopewpew has retired from the Boston Brown Eye Bombers
2024-07-11The Boston Chaperones have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team. The Boston Chaperones have designated Vern Montague for assignment.
2024-07-11The Boston Chaperones have acquired Lazergunz Gopewpew from the waiver wire.
2023-04-28The Philadelphia Wardogs have waived Lazergunz Gopewpew.
2023-04-01The Philadelphia Wardogs have designated Lazergunz Gopewpew for assignment.
2023-04-01The Philadelphia Wardogs have promoted Lazergunz Gopewpew to the major league team.
2020-04-01The Florida Dubba Yew Tee Effs have renamed Marty Lazar to Lazergunz Gopewpew.