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Ed ONeill League
4-10-2260
Nards LeChokeArtist Catcher
Retired (2028, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .257 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .682 Status Deceased (2074) Option Years 0  
H 1325 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 03-27-1992
HR 56 Drafted Round 1, Pick 13
(2010)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(79 games)
RBI 497
SB 148
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A+ Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R C  Power vs. L C+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * A+ (100%) SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B D- (7.5%) LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health A- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF B- (57.9%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2012 LHP 65 133 30 2 0 2 10 21 17 .619 .333 .286 .060 .226
2012 RHP 130 380 94 15 0 2 34 35 53 .612 .309 .303 .055 .247
2013 LHP 68 166 38 4 0 2 16 19 30 .596 .306 .289 .060 .229
2013 RHP 137 395 92 9 1 2 27 54 54 .600 .324 .276 .043 .233
2014 LHP 11 23 10 0 0 0 1 5 3 .970 .536 .435 .000 .435
2014 RHP 24 60 18 3 0 0 4 9 8 .736 .386 .350 .050 .300
2017 LHP 70 151 41 7 1 0 12 20 21 .688 .357 .331 .060 .272
2017 RHP 119 331 94 21 2 3 33 46 43 .760 .374 .387 .103 .284
2018 LHP 43 98 31 6 0 2 17 9 16 .813 .374 .439 .122 .316
2018 RHP 136 415 104 17 2 5 48 54 59 .674 .337 .337 .087 .251
2019 LHP 68 164 46 11 0 1 24 21 27 .728 .362 .366 .085 .280
2019 RHP 127 405 103 10 1 4 31 44 66 .642 .328 .314 .059 .254
2020 LHP 31 59 16 3 1 0 5 7 7 .704 .348 .356 .085 .271
2020 RHP 110 150 37 4 1 1 15 23 21 .657 .351 .307 .060 .247
2021 LHP 42 57 9 2 0 0 2 9 9 .466 .273 .193 .035 .158
2021 RHP 98 127 31 5 0 3 16 23 19 .726 .372 .354 .110 .244
2022 LHP 60 104 27 3 0 1 7 7 16 .636 .319 .317 .058 .260
2022 RHP 91 147 47 7 3 1 11 12 17 .801 .373 .429 .109 .320
2023 LHP 51 116 31 6 0 2 14 21 14 .748 .377 .371 .103 .267
2023 RHP 88 196 51 13 1 3 19 20 21 .714 .332 .383 .122 .260
2024 LHP 19 26 8 0 0 1 7 1 5 .756 .333 .423 .115 .308
2024 RHP 57 124 32 8 0 1 15 9 26 .655 .308 .347 .089 .258
2025 LHP 3 6 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .333 .167 .167 .000 .167
2025 RHP 8 23 8 1 1 0 2 3 3 .901 .423 .478 .130 .348
2026 LHP 74 176 48 12 0 3 14 21 22 .742 .350 .392 .119 .273
2026 RHP 95 265 68 12 3 4 27 38 55 .722 .352 .370 .113 .257
2027 LHP 77 176 54 6 2 5 28 29 27 .858 .409 .449 .142 .307
2027 RHP 114 272 66 12 1 4 23 36 51 .670 .332 .338 .096 .243
2028 LHP 52 59 20 2 0 1 5 10 12 .859 .435 .424 .085 .339
2028 RHP 120 344 70 13 3 3 29 43 58 .578 .293 .285 .081 .203
Total LHP 734 1514 410 64 4 20 163 200 226 .715 .357 .358 .087 .271
Total RHP 1454 3634 915 150 19 36 334 449 554 .669 .335 .333 .081 .252
Total 1726 5148 1325 214 23 56 497 649 780 .682 .342 .341 .083 .257
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2028-11-01Nards LeChokeArtist has retired from the San Francisco Butthole Surfers
2027-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have removed Nards LeChokeArtist from the trade block.
2025-03-25The San Francisco Santorums have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2024-08-04Trade #1174100 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Nards LeChokeArtist, Kardowe Killebrew, Eric Ballard from the Washington Elites in exchange for Bill Doljack, Nardi Nolte, Yusda P. Micelph, Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 SF (Bob Donahue).
2021-04-01The Washington Elites have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2020-05-15Nards LeChokeArtist of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2017-03-25The Washington Elites have promoted Oliver Clothesov to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeFifthroundtradespecial to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team.
2014-06-22Trade #1118617 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Washington Elites. The Washington Elites receive Nards LeChokeArtist from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Alan Hutchings. Protest This Trade.
2012-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Dick Bolling to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Ollie Hunter to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Frank Rabb to the major league team.
2010-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Bob Aucoin to Nards LeChokeArtist.
2009-10-23A trade has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Bail Bonds, Mumbles Moonbat Menino, Dick Bolling, Draft Pick 2012 Round 1 WAS (Kardowe Killebrew), Draft Pick 2011 Round 1 WAS (Beiker Sullivan), Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 WAS (Nards LeChokeArtist) from the Washington Elites in exchange for O"shea Jackson, Sicilic Smallwood. Protest This Trade.