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Ed ONeill League
4-21-2260
Nards LeChokeArtist Catcher
Retired (2028, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .257 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .682 Status Deceased (2074) Option Years 0  
H 1325 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 03-27-1992
HR 56 Drafted Round 1, Pick 13
(2010)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(79 games)
RBI 497
SB 148
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A+ Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R C  Power vs. L C+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * A+ (100%) SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B D- (7.5%) LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health A- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF B- (57.9%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

 
Year Type OS Age Chances   Active GS Injured  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range   Total 
2010 Minors 18 62.00 4 / 5 8 / 9 13 / 13 11 / 11 7 / 7 5 / 5 12 / 12 60 / 62
2011 Minors 19 73.00 7 / 11 6 / 10 11 / 11 7 / 7 13 / 13 14 / 14 7 / 7 65 / 73
2012 Majors 20 62.22 162 157 0 2 / 7 4 / 11 3 / 9 2 / 8 2 / 9 1 / 9 4 / 9 18 / 62
2013 Majors 21 66.92 162 157 0 3 / 11 2 / 6 0 / 4 8 / 15 6 / 9 3 / 11 6 / 10 28 / 66
2014 Minors 22 41.00 2 / 5 2 / 4 1 / 5 5 / 9 5 / 6 5 / 9 1 / 3 21 / 41
2014 Majors 22 17.83 73 24 0 0 / 1 2 / 3 1 / 3 1 / 2 2 / 2 3 / 4 2 / 2 11 / 17
2015 Minors 23 66.00 5 / 10 3 / 5 4 / 9 5 / 8 8 / 11 6 / 11 6 / 12 37 / 66
2016 Minors 24 50.00 0 / 7 4 / 8 1 / 5 2 / 5 2 / 9 2 / 7 2 / 9 13 / 50
2017 Majors 25 73.36 162 130 0 0 / 6 4 / 11 7 / 15 6 / 8 3 / 9 5 / 13 5 / 11 30 / 73
2018 Majors 26 63.34 162 146 0 0 / 9 0 / 2 2 / 11 0 / 13 7 / 9 3 / 10 4 / 9 16 / 63
2019 Majors 27 61.84 162 143 0 0 / 3 1 / 14 0 / 8 2 / 10 1 / 9 2 / 10 1 / 7 7 / 61
2020 Majors 28 35.76 135 41 27 0 / 6 1 / 7 0 / 2 1 / 8 1 / 3 0 / 6 0 / 3 3 / 35
2021 Majors 29 39.15 162 34 0 0 / 6 0 / 5 0 / 2 1 / 7 0 / 6 0 / 7 0 / 6 1 / 39
2022 Majors 30 45.47 162 51 0 0 / 6 0 / 4 0 / 8 1 / 5 0 / 4 0 / 8 0 / 10 1 / 45
2023 Majors 31 45.47 162 78 0 0 / 5 0 / 7 0 / 4 0 / 5 1 / 5 0 / 12 0 / 7 1 / 45
2024 Majors 32 31.30 162 33 0 0 / 5 0 / 5 0 / 7 0 / 2 0 / 4 0 / 3 0 / 5 0 / 31
2025 Majors 33 15.81 162 8 0 0 / 4 0 / 3 0 / 2 0 / 0 0 / 3 0 / 2 0 / 1 0 / 15
2026 Majors 34 62.51 162 119 0 -2 / 18 -6 / 7 -2 / 9 -2 / 4 -1 / 8 0 / 6 -3 / 10 -16 / 62
2027 Majors 35 59.00 162 140 0 -3 / 9 -4 / 10 -4 / 11 -5 / 8 -1 / 5 -3 / 13 0 / 3 -20 / 59
2028 Majors 36 64.38 162 121 0 -2 / 9 -5 / 7 -2 / 5 0 / 14 -7 / 8 -1 / 10 0 / 11 -17 / 64
Total 2314 1382 27 16 / 143 22 / 138 35 / 143 45 / 149 49 / 139 45 / 170 47 / 147 259 / 1029
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2028-11-01Nards LeChokeArtist has retired from the San Francisco Butthole Surfers
2027-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have removed Nards LeChokeArtist from the trade block.
2025-03-25The San Francisco Santorums have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2024-08-04Trade #1174100 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Nards LeChokeArtist, Kardowe Killebrew, Eric Ballard from the Washington Elites in exchange for Bill Doljack, Nardi Nolte, Yusda P. Micelph, Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 SF (Bob Donahue).
2021-04-01The Washington Elites have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2020-05-15Nards LeChokeArtist of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2017-03-25The Washington Elites have promoted Oliver Clothesov to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeFifthroundtradespecial to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team.
2014-06-22Trade #1118617 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Washington Elites. The Washington Elites receive Nards LeChokeArtist from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Alan Hutchings. Protest This Trade.
2012-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Dick Bolling to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Ollie Hunter to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Frank Rabb to the major league team.
2010-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Bob Aucoin to Nards LeChokeArtist.
2009-10-23A trade has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Bail Bonds, Mumbles Moonbat Menino, Dick Bolling, Draft Pick 2012 Round 1 WAS (Kardowe Killebrew), Draft Pick 2011 Round 1 WAS (Beiker Sullivan), Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 WAS (Nards LeChokeArtist) from the Washington Elites in exchange for O"shea Jackson, Sicilic Smallwood. Protest This Trade.