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Ed ONeill League
4-21-2260
Nards LeChokeArtist Catcher
Retired (2028, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .257 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .682 Status Deceased (2074) Option Years 0  
H 1325 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 03-27-1992
HR 56 Drafted Round 1, Pick 13
(2010)
Majors Svc Time 14 years
(79 games)
RBI 497
SB 148
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A+ Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R Power vs. L C+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * A+ (100%) SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B D- (7.5%) LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health A- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF B- (57.9%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Vs G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG
2012 Away 79 261 22 68 5 0 1 14 28 36 0 0 6 .626 .334 .291 .031 .261
2012 Home 78 252 26 56 12 0 3 30 28 34 0 0 6 .602 .297 .306 .083 .222
2013 Away 79 286 18 62 4 1 3 24 34 51 0 0 8 .569 .300 .269 .052 .217
2013 Home 78 275 31 68 9 0 1 19 39 33 0 0 8 .630 .339 .291 .044 .247
2014 Away 14 40 4 10 1 0 0 0 6 7 0 0 4 .623 .348 .275 .025 .250
2014 Home 14 43 6 18 2 0 0 5 8 4 0 0 0 .965 .500 .465 .047 .419
2017 Away 73 264 35 78 17 0 2 25 34 32 6 9 0 .763 .380 .383 .087 .295
2017 Home 62 218 29 57 11 3 1 20 32 32 9 8 7 .708 .355 .353 .092 .261
2018 Away 70 243 21 62 12 0 4 32 27 36 9 1 6 .682 .328 .354 .099 .255
2018 Home 76 270 35 73 11 2 3 33 36 39 9 6 6 .716 .357 .359 .089 .270
2019 Away 64 255 28 76 12 1 3 31 31 39 13 3 8 .762 .374 .388 .090 .298
2019 Home 79 314 36 73 9 0 2 24 34 54 10 3 6 .589 .309 .280 .048 .232
2020 Away 64 117 21 31 7 1 1 13 18 18 12 2 3 .735 .368 .368 .103 .265
2020 Home 57 92 8 22 0 1 0 7 12 10 2 3 3 .588 .327 .261 .022 .239
2021 Away 70 103 11 25 5 0 3 11 16 15 5 1 2 .731 .352 .379 .136 .243
2021 Home 59 81 6 15 2 0 0 7 16 13 3 5 0 .540 .330 .210 .025 .185
2022 Away 67 135 18 39 7 2 1 4 9 14 6 4 1 .735 .342 .393 .104 .289
2022 Home 62 116 6 35 3 1 1 14 10 19 3 5 2 .730 .359 .371 .069 .302
2023 Away 61 174 27 46 8 0 4 17 22 16 3 2 2 .728 .348 .379 .115 .264
2023 Home 47 138 16 36 11 1 1 16 19 19 8 7 4 .727 .350 .377 .116 .261
2024 Away 42 81 5 17 3 0 1 9 5 18 2 1 0 .540 .256 .284 .074 .210
2024 Home 34 69 10 23 5 0 1 13 5 13 3 3 0 .828 .378 .449 .116 .333
2025 Away 9 21 5 6 0 1 0 2 3 3 3 3 1 .756 .375 .381 .095 .286
2025 Home 3 8 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 .875 .375 .500 .125 .375
2026 Away 66 241 33 71 13 3 4 25 30 42 14 10 1 .798 .375 .423 .129 .295
2026 Home 56 200 33 45 11 0 3 16 29 35 8 8 0 .648 .323 .325 .100 .225
2027 Away 69 232 23 58 8 1 3 25 27 46 1 7 1 .666 .335 .332 .082 .250
2027 Home 71 216 38 62 10 2 6 26 38 32 8 7 1 .827 .392 .435 .148 .287
2028 Away 61 204 16 47 7 1 1 18 21 40 6 1 2 .593 .304 .289 .059 .230
2028 Home 62 199 26 43 8 2 3 16 32 30 5 5 0 .646 .325 .322 .106 .216
Total Away 888 2657 287 696 109 11 31 250 311 413 80 44 45 .688 .342 .346 .084 .262
Total Home 838 2491 307 629 105 12 25 247 338 367 68 61 43 .676 .342 .334 .082 .253
Total 1726 5148 594 1325 214 23 56 497 649 780 148 105 88 .682 .342 .341 .083 .257
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2028-11-01Nards LeChokeArtist has retired from the San Francisco Butthole Surfers
2027-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have removed Nards LeChokeArtist from the trade block.
2025-03-25The San Francisco Santorums have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2024-08-04Trade #1174100 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Nards LeChokeArtist, Kardowe Killebrew, Eric Ballard from the Washington Elites in exchange for Bill Doljack, Nardi Nolte, Yusda P. Micelph, Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 SF (Bob Donahue).
2021-04-01The Washington Elites have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2020-05-15Nards LeChokeArtist of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2017-03-25The Washington Elites have promoted Oliver Clothesov to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeFifthroundtradespecial to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team.
2014-06-22Trade #1118617 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Washington Elites. The Washington Elites receive Nards LeChokeArtist from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Alan Hutchings. Protest This Trade.
2012-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Dick Bolling to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Ollie Hunter to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Frank Rabb to the major league team.
2010-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Bob Aucoin to Nards LeChokeArtist.
2009-10-23A trade has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Bail Bonds, Mumbles Moonbat Menino, Dick Bolling, Draft Pick 2012 Round 1 WAS (Kardowe Killebrew), Draft Pick 2011 Round 1 WAS (Beiker Sullivan), Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 WAS (Nards LeChokeArtist) from the Washington Elites in exchange for O"shea Jackson, Sicilic Smallwood. Protest This Trade.