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Ed ONeill League
4-14-2260
Nards LeChokeArtist Catcher
Retired (2028, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .257 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/R
OPS .682 Status Deceased (2074) Option Years 0  
H 1325 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 03-27-1992
HR 56 Drafted Round 1, Pick 13
(2010)		 Majors Svc Time 14 years
(79 games)
RBI 497
SB 148
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R A+ Contact vs. L A+ Endurance B-   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R C  Power vs. L C+ Velocity D-   Mentor vR A+
Speed B+ Bunt D  Control D-   Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * A+ (100%) SS --- Range B- WS Rings 0
1B D- (7.5%) LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health A- LCS Appearances 1
3B --- RF B- (57.9%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year POS Team G GS INN TC PO A E DP PB SB CS CS% +/- RF   FPCT GG
2012 RF ATL 132 132 1114.0 232 220 6 6 0 -6 1.83 .974
C ATL 25 25 214.0 180 163 11 6 1 0 46 9 16.4% -1 7.32 .967
2013 RF ATL 112 112 971.0 223 208 9 6 1 -8 2.01 .973
C ATL 45 45 386.2 369 339 20 10 0 7 105 17 13.9% 0 8.36 .973
2014 C ATL-WAS 14 14 123.1 137 126 7 4 0 1 35 6 14.6% -1 9.71 .971
RF ATL-WAS 6 6 52.1 8 8 0 0 0 -1 1.38 1.000
CF ATL-WAS 4 4 36.0 14 14 0 0 0 -2 3.50 1.000
2017 C WAS 115 115 1036.0 968 910 52 6 0 4 98 48 32.9% 0 8.36 .994
RF WAS 19 15 133.2 28 26 1 1 0 -1 1.82 .964
2018 RF WAS 86 86 733.1 152 140 10 2 3 -1 1.84 .987
C WAS 60 60 532.1 462 418 34 10 1 2 71 33 31.7% -1 7.64 .978
2019 C WAS 113 113 1002.1 962 884 72 6 3 5 127 65 33.9% 0 8.58 .994
2B WAS 30 30 260.0 132 48 76 8 10 -6 4.29 .939
2020 C WAS 15 15 129.0 131 120 11 0 0 0 10 11 52.4% 0 9.14 1.000
2B WAS 15 10 96.1 46 15 28 3 5 -4 4.02 .935
1B WAS 8 8 69.0 67 66 1 0 4 0 8.74 1.000
3B WAS 5 4 36.0 14 1 10 3 0 0 2.75 .786
RF WAS 2 2 18.0 6 6 0 0 0 0 3.00 1.000
CF WAS 1 1 9.0 3 3 0 0 0 0 3.00 1.000
SS WAS 1 1 8.0 4 1 3 0 0 0 4.50 1.000
2021 C WAS 17 17 146.0 150 141 9 0 0 1 13 7 35.0% 0 9.25 1.000
SS WAS 7 7 61.0 31 8 21 2 0 0 4.28 .935
RF WAS 5 4 38.0 7 7 0 0 0 -1 1.66 1.000
3B WAS 3 3 25.0 9 3 6 0 1 0 3.24 1.000
2B WAS 2 2 17.0 7 2 5 0 0 0 3.71 1.000
CF WAS 2 1 10.0 2 2 0 0 0 -1 1.80 1.000
1B WAS 3 0 6.0 5 5 0 0 1 0 7.50 1.000
2022 C WAS 20 20 170.0 166 156 10 0 0 1 8 7 46.7% 0 8.79 1.000
1B WAS 13 11 100.1 94 90 4 0 9 0 8.43 1.000
RF WAS 7 7 61.2 14 14 0 0 0 -1 2.04 1.000
SS WAS 5 5 44.0 23 5 18 0 3 -1 4.70 1.000
3B WAS 5 5 42.0 13 2 9 2 0 -1 2.36 .846
LF WAS 2 2 19.0 4 3 1 0 0 0 1.89 1.000
2B WAS 1 1 10.0 6 0 5 1 0 0 4.50 .833
CF WAS 3 0 6.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 NaN
2023 C WAS 51 48 440.1 426 404 22 0 1 4 31 20 39.2% 0 8.71 1.000
LF WAS 12 12 99.2 25 25 0 0 0 -1 2.26 1.000
SS WAS 7 7 60.0 28 6 17 5 1 -1 3.45 .821
RF WAS 5 5 43.0 15 13 1 1 0 0 2.93 .933
1B WAS 2 2 17.0 10 10 0 0 0 0 5.29 1.000
3B WAS 2 2 17.0 5 1 4 0 0 0 2.65 1.000
2B WAS 1 1 9.0 7 3 4 0 2 0 7.00 1.000
CF WAS 1 1 8.0 4 4 0 0 0 0 4.50 1.000
2024 C WAS-SF 40 30 269.0 234 220 14 0 1 0 25 13 34.2% -1 7.83 1.000
1B WAS-SF 2 2 17.0 17 16 1 0 2 0 9.00 1.000
RF WAS-SF 2 1 9.0 2 2 0 0 0 +1 2.00 1.000
2025 1B SF 8 8 68.0 62 58 3 1 6 -1 8.07 .984
C SF 4 0 4.0 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 100.0% 0 4.50 1.000
2026 C SF 117 116 996.0 852 770 81 1 0 3 103 72 41.1% +1 7.69 .999
1B SF 3 3 29.0 30 29 1 0 0 +1 9.31 1.000
2027 C SF 140 140 1180.2 1041 906 133 2 3 1 169 122 41.9% -2 7.92 .998
2028 C SF 121 121 1062.1 932 839 91 2 5 8 127 77 37.7% +1 7.88 .998
Pos Total C 897 879 7692.0 7012 6397 568 47 15 37 968 508 34.4% -4 8.15 .993
RF 376 370 3174.0 687 644 27 16 4 -18 1.90 .977
2B 49 44 392.1 198 68 118 12 17 -10 4.27 .939
1B 39 34 306.1 285 274 10 1 22 0 8.34 .996
SS 20 20 173.0 86 20 59 7 4 -2 4.11 .919
3B 15 14 120.0 41 7 29 5 1 -1 2.70 .878
LF 14 14 118.2 29 28 1 0 0 -1 2.20 1.000
CF 11 7 69.0 23 23 0 0 0 -3 3.00 1.000
Total 1421 1382 12045.1 8361 7461 812 88 63 37 968 508 34.4% -39 6.18 .989
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2028-11-01Nards LeChokeArtist has retired from the San Francisco Butthole Surfers
2027-04-01The San Francisco Duck Dynasty have removed Nards LeChokeArtist from the trade block.
2025-03-25The San Francisco Santorums have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2024-08-04Trade #1174100 has been completed between the Washington Elites and the San Francisco Santorums. The San Francisco Santorums receive Nards LeChokeArtist, Kardowe Killebrew, Eric Ballard from the Washington Elites in exchange for Bill Doljack, Nardi Nolte, Yusda P. Micelph, Draft Pick 2027 Round 2 SF (Bob Donahue).
2021-04-01The Washington Elites have placed Nards LeChokeArtist on the trade block.
2020-05-15Nards LeChokeArtist of the Washington Elites is injured and is expected to be out 31 days.
2017-03-25The Washington Elites have promoted Oliver Clothesov to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeFifthroundtradespecial to the major league team. The Washington Elites have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team.
2014-06-22Trade #1118617 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Washington Elites. The Washington Elites receive Nards LeChokeArtist from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Alan Hutchings. Protest This Trade.
2012-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Dick Bolling to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Ollie Hunter to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Nards LeChokeArtist to the major league team. The Atlanta AeroNauts have promoted Frank Rabb to the major league team.
2010-04-01The Atlanta AeroNauts have renamed Bob Aucoin to Nards LeChokeArtist.
2009-10-23A trade has been completed between the Washington Elites and the Atlanta AeroNauts. The Atlanta AeroNauts receive Bail Bonds, Mumbles Moonbat Menino, Dick Bolling, Draft Pick 2012 Round 1 WAS (Kardowe Killebrew), Draft Pick 2011 Round 1 WAS (Beiker Sullivan), Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 WAS (Nards LeChokeArtist) from the Washington Elites in exchange for O"shea Jackson, Sicilic Smallwood. Protest This Trade.