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Ed ONeill League
4-11-2260
Ike Dressen Third Base
Retired (2024, Age 35)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .287 Total Rating B+   Bats/Throws L/L
OPS .860 Status Deceased (2070) Option Years 0  
H 2427 Age at Death 82 Date of Birth 11-26-1988
HR 434 Drafted Round 1, Pick 12
(2006)		 Majors Svc Time 15 years
(41 games)
RBI 1391
SB 324
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R B+ Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship C-
Power vs. R A  Power vs. L A- Velocity F    Mentor vR A 
Speed B+ Bunt D+ Control F    Mentor vL A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 3
1B --- LF --- Arm A+ WS Appearances 3
2B --- CF ---   Health B- LCS Appearances 5
3B A+ (100%) RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 7
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year Team C 1B 2B 3B SS LF CF RF PH
2010 ATL 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2011 ATL 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2012 ATL 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2013 FLA 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2014 FLA 0 0 0 130 0 0 16 0 0
2015 FLA 0 0 0 133 0 0 0 0 1
2016 FLA 0 0 0 132 0 0 0 0 0
2017 FLA 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2018 FLA 0 0 0 147 0 0 0 0 0
2019 FLA 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2020 FLA 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2021 FLA 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2022 FLA 0 0 0 146 0 0 0 0 0
2023 PHI 0 0 0 116 0 0 0 0 14
2024 PHI 0 0 0 109 0 0 0 0 46
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2024-11-01Ike Dressen has retired from the Philadelphia Wardogs
2022-10-23The Florida ermagerds have removed Ike Dressen from the trade block.
2021-10-20The Florida ermagerds have placed Ike Dressen on the trade block.
2016-09-13J.W. Bunghole of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 19 days.
2015-06-10J.W. Bunghole of the Florida Dingleberries is injured and is expected to be out 16 days.
2013-04-10The Florida Dingleberries have renamed Ike Dressen to J.W. Bunghole.
2013-04-01Trade #1111248 has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Florida Globules of Feces. The Florida Globules of Feces receive Ike Dressen, Moonbat Menino from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Zeek Johnson, Rich Manush, Draft Pick 2014 Round 1 FLA (Cock Diesel), Draft Pick 2015 Round 1 FLA (Herb Milan). Protest This Trade.
2012-05-15The Atlanta AeroNauts have placed Ike Dressen on the trade block.
2010-03-25A trade has been completed between the Atlanta AeroNauts and the Texas Fury. The Texas Fury receive Giancarlo Diosa, Sterling Cash from the Atlanta AeroNauts in exchange for Ike Dressen, Draft Pick 2010 Round 1 TEX (Childish Gambino). Protest This Trade.
2006-04-01The Texas Fury have renamed Augie Sheely to Ike Dressen.