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Ed ONeill League
10-13-2253
Goku Bardock Right Field
Retired (2028, Age 39)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .295 Total Rating B    Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .872 Status Deceased (2073) Option Years 0  
H 3503 Age at Death 85 Date of Birth 12-11-1988
HR 642 Drafted Round 1, Pick 2
(2006)		 Majors Svc Time 19 years
(25 games)
RBI 2070
SB 515
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C+ Contact vs. L B  Endurance B-   Ldrship C 
Power vs. R A- Power vs. L B  Velocity F    Mentor vR A 
Speed C+ Bunt C- Control D-   Mentor vL A 
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 0
1B --- LF B+ (72.1%) Arm B+ WS Appearances 2
2B --- CF ---   Health A- LCS Appearances 8
3B --- RF A+ (100%)   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 13
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO HBP SF SB CS E OPS OBP SLG ISO AVG Awards
2006 COL
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
 0 0 0
0
 0 0
.000
.000
.000
.000
.000
2010 SF
160
628
85
162
26
2
32
106
69
 134 0 2
20
 18 9
.789
.330
.459
.201
.258
2011 SF
160
617
100
177
31
4
33
99
53
 158 5 2
14
 13 13
.858
.347
.511
.224
.287
2012 SF
160
598
96
184
30
5
30
88
51
 117 4 3
34
 19 4
.889
.364
.525
.217
.308
2013 SF
160
653
107
185
28
5
32
86
53
 153 4 7
24
 11 7
.826
.338
.489
.205
.283
2014 SF
160
658
114
201
38
4
46
122
45
 145 6 3
44
 23 9
.939
.354
.585
.280
.305
2015 SF
160
661
125
198
29
8
43
123
62
 131 2 3
30
 13 2
.923
.360
.563
.263
.300
2016 SF
143
587
121
189
23
4
44
123
78
 103 1 3
28
 15 2
1.000
.401
.600
.278
.322
2017 SF
160
674
136
220
22
11
47
132
61
 134 0 4
40
 14 2
.981
.380
.601
.274
.326
2018 SF
160
671
108
198
34
5
30
130
56
 147 2 6
29
 11 3
.843
.348
.495
.200
.295
2019 SF
160
652
126
193
31
8
37
149
60
 148 0 4
28
 16 4
.892
.353
.538
.242
.296
2020 SF
160
647
116
190
27
5
30
101
62
 123 2 4
41
 10 6
.845
.355
.490
.196
.294
2021 SF
160
638
119
203
25
6
40
120
61
 131 3 5
33
 10 6
.942
.378
.564
.246
.318
2022 SF
160
664
125
216
34
11
47
133
54
 125 4 1
31
 11 1
1.001
.379
.622
.297
.325
2023 SF
159
632
100
197
46
3
36
117
40
 127 6 3
24
 13 3
.922
.357
.565
.253
.312
2024 SF
159
629
100
172
19
5
36
105
65
 144 2 2
17
 7 4
.834
.342
.491
.218
.273
2025 SF
158
604
92
184
26
9
31
103
57
 109 0 2
41
 29 6
.895
.363
.531
.227
.305
2026 SF
121
479
61
129
19
3
23
77
33
 89 0 4
19
 9 2
.780
.314
.466
.196
.269
2027 SF
156
633
66
187
31
4
11
87
41
 138 2 5
5
 11 5
.747
.338
.409
.114
.295
2028 SF
138
560
55
118
22
3
14
69
49
 149 3 5
13
 10 3
.611
.276
.336
.125
.211
Total
2954
11885
1952
3503
541
105
642
2070
1050
 2505 46 68
515
 263 91
.872
.352
.520
.225
.295
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2028-11-01Goku Bardock has retired from the San Francisco Butthole Surfers
2028-04-03Goku Bardock of the San Francisco Butthole Surfers is injured and is expected to be out 20 days.
2026-04-12Goku Bardock of the San Francisco Duck Dynasty is injured and is expected to be out 43 days.
2025-08-03Goku Bardock collected his 3000th career hit.
2024-08-23The San Francisco Santorums have removed Goku Bardock from the trade block.
2023-05-21Goku Bardock hit his 500th career home run.
2022-10-05The San Francisco BULL FOX have placed Goku Bardock on the trade block.
2016-06-11Goku Bardock of the San Francisco Honeydrippers is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2010-03-25The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Weiner Bill to Goku Bardock.
2010-03-25The San Francisco Turkish Delight have promoted Doug Belcher to the major league team. The San Francisco Turkish Delight have promoted Weiner Bill to the major league team.
2008-03-25The San Francisco Turkish Delight have renamed Juan Mountjoy to Weiner Bill.
2006-04-04The Colorado Collusion Inc. have promoted Gerry Lopez to the major league team. The Colorado Collusion Inc. have sent Juan Mountjoy to the minors.
2006-04-02The Colorado Collusion Inc. have auto-promoted Juan Mountjoy to the major leagues.