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Graig Nettles League
3-31-2193
Mitch McMitcherson Relief Pitcher
Retired (2111, Age 36)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
ERA 5.59 Total Rating   Bats/Throws R/R
W-L 69-104 Status Deceased (2159) Option Years 0  
SV 18 Age at Death 84 Date of Birth 10-24-2075
K 1184 Drafted Round 2, Pick 20
(2095)
Majors Svc Time 13 years
(150 games)
IP 1642.0
WHIP 1.53
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R D- Contact vs. L Endurance   Ldrship C+
Power vs. R D- Power vs. L D- Velocity B-   Mentor Val B+
Speed Bunt Control A-
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range C- WS Rings 2
1B --- LF --- Arm WS Appearances 3
2B --- CF ---   Health LCS Appearances 6
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
Notes: my name is mitch mcmitcherson and i am a massively meagerly talented piece of dogshit.
* League requires 0% rating to start at catcher.

Year   Team W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA Awards
2098 SF
3
6
119
0
0
0
5
4
132.1
223 141 134 4 66
81
2.18
9.11
2099 SF
1
7
127
0
0
0
6
3
119.1
167 96 89 4 64
86
1.94
6.71
2100 SF
4
20
37
37
1
0
0
0
181.0
234 151 142 6 57
144
1.61
7.06
2101 SF
7
14
36
36
3
0
0
0
230.1
258 146 135 2 85
149
1.49
5.27
2102 CHA
8
2
19
11
0
0
3
0
71.0
83 37 36 1 16
49
1.39
4.56
2103 CHA
8
1
32
12
0
0
0
0
88.2
84 44 44 1 33
62
1.32
4.47
2104 CHA
1
0
18
0
0
0
1
0
25.0
28 11 11 0 5
24
1.32
3.96
2105 CHA
1
2
12
2
0
0
1
0
31.0
34 23 20 1 12
27
1.48
5.81
2106 CHA
4
4
20
17
0
0
0
0
78.1
83 48 45 1 28
61
1.42
5.17
2107 CHA
11
7
31
31
0
0
0
0
152.1
159 81 76 1 52
117
1.39
4.49
2108 CHA
10
12
36
36
0
0
0
0
179.2
189 91 85 1 55
122
1.36
4.26
2109 CHA
6
14
31
27
0
0
0
0
138.1
162 87 81 1 44
100
1.49
5.27
2110 CHA
2
6
34
15
0
0
2
2
106.2
94 49 46 1 38
70
1.24
3.88
2111 CHA
3
9
32
22
0
0
0
0
108.0
123 79 76 2 42
92
1.53
6.33
2193
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0.0
0 0 0 0 0
0
0.00
0.00
Total
69
104
584
246
4
0
18
9
1642.0
1921 1084 1020 26 597
1184
1.53
5.59
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2111-11-01Mitch McMitcherson has retired from the Chicago DeSwoped Eunichorns!
2109-08-18Mitch McMitcherson of the Chicago DeSwoped Eunichorns! is injured and is expected to be out 21 days.
2105-08-30The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have re-claimed Mitch McMitcherson from the waiver wire.
2105-08-21The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have designated Mitch McMitcherson for assignment.
2103-06-11The Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! have placed Mitch McMitcherson on the trade block.
2102-04-01A trade has been completed between the Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! and the San Francisco Hammers. The San Francisco Hammers receive Tex Enders, Kevin Chapman, Jim Ward, Draft Pick 2105 Round 1 CHA (Wally LePine), Draft Pick 2104 Round 1 CHA (Wilting Chamberlain), Draft Pick 2103 Round 1 CHA (Pickles Dillard) from the Chicago MOTHERHUMPING CHONEICORNS! in exchange for Louisville Shredder, Mike McLeland, Mitch McMitcherson, Jake Davis. Protest This Trade.
2098-03-31The San Francisco Blumer tiene caca Rosa have promoted Mitch McMitcherson to the major league team. The San Francisco Blumer tiene caca Rosa have waived Ben White.
2095-04-20The San Francisco Pablo Sandoval eats donuts have renamed Hugh Christensen to Mitch McMitcherson.
2095-04-10A trade has been completed between the Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory and the San Francisco Pablo Sandoval eats donuts. The San Francisco Pablo Sandoval eats donuts receive Solly Holloway, Hugh Christensen from the Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory in exchange for Gale Frye, Bob Leber. Protest This Trade.
2095-04-03The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have promoted Mick Cadaret to the major league team. The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have sent Hugh Christensen to the minors.
2095-04-01The Chicago MagicLand Unicorn Factory have auto-promoted Hugh Christensen to the major leagues.