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Name Team Age
Diarrhea Jones Retired (1996, Age 37) 68
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 1
(1984)
SP R/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Vida Blue League 0 12 years (149 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B+ C+
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D- D+
Endurance Velocity Control
B+ B+ B-
Leadership   Mentor Value  
D+ C+
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
B- 0 6/12/1959
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 1 3
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
(0.0 %) (0.0 %) (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year   Series W L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HBP BB SO WHIP ERA
1992 LCS 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 3.0 5 6 6 0 2 4 2.33 18.00
1993 LCS 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 8.0 4 1 1 0 3 11 0.88 1.13
1993 WS 1 1 2 2 1 0 0 0 15.1 16 7 4 0 10 11 1.70 2.35
1994 LCS 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 6.0 7 4 4 0 2 4 1.50 6.00
Total 2 2 5 5 1 0 0 0 32.1 32 18 15 0 17 30 1.52 4.18
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
1996-11-01Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.