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Name	Team	Age
Diarrhea Jones	Retired (1996, Age 37)	68
Drafted	Position	Bats/Throws
Round 1, Pick 1 (1984)	SP	R/R
League	Option Years	Majors Service Time
Vida Blue League	0	12 years (149 games)
Total Rating	Arm	Range
B	B+	C+
Contact vs R	Contact vs L	Speed
F	D	C
Power vs R	Power vs L	Bunting
D-	D+	C
Endurance	Velocity	Control
B+	B+	B-
Leadership	Mentor Value
D+	C+
Health	Injured Days	Birthday
B-	0	6/12/1959
WS Rings	WS Appearances	LCS Appearances
0	1	3
Alt Pos (---)	Alt Pos (---)	Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %)	F  (0.0 %)	F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log

Year	Type	Chances	Endurance	Velocity	Control	Total
1984	Majors	50.18	0 / 9	0 / 17	1 / 24	1 / 50
1985	Minors	2.00	0 / 1	0 / 0	0 / 1	0 / 2
1985	Majors	44.38	0 / 9	0 / 17	0 / 18	0 / 44
1986	Majors	50.94	1 / 13	3 / 19	0 / 18	4 / 50
1987	Majors	51.43	0 / 12	2 / 21	2 / 18	4 / 51
1988	Majors	51.99	0 / 14	0 / 16	1 / 21	1 / 51
1989	Majors	47.94	0 / 10	1 / 16	0 / 21	1 / 47
1990	Majors	51.08	0 / 12	0 / 28	0 / 11	0 / 51
1991	Majors	47.85	0 / 17	0 / 15	1 / 15	1 / 47
1992	Majors	50.30	1 / 16	1 / 16	0 / 18	2 / 50
1993	Majors	51.06	-2 / 16	-6 / 18	-1 / 17	-9 / 51
1994	Majors	51.05	-4 / 9	-3 / 19	-4 / 23	-11 / 51
1995	Majors	52.83	-2 / 11	-9 / 20	-3 / 21	-14 / 52
1996	Majors	40.70	-3 / 10	-2 / 15	-3 / 15	-8 / 40
Total			-9 / 159	-13 / 237	-6 / 241	-28 / 637

Career Transactions

Date	Transaction
1996-11-01	Diarrhea Jones has retired from the Philadelphia MillerTime
1995-03-26	The Philadelphia MillerTime have drafted Diarrhea Jones #36 overall in the Expansion Draft.
1991-10-05	The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1991-09-30	Diarrhea Jones of the St. Louis Jacksters˛ has thrown a no-hitter against the San Diego Fleetwood.
1991-06-22	The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1991-04-01	The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have removed Diarrhea Jones from the trade block.
1989-07-13	The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have placed Diarrhea Jones on the trade block.
1986-03-25	The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Diarrhea Jones to the major league team.
1985-09-12	The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Casper Boggs to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Diarrhea Jones to the minors.
1984-04-04	The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have renamed Aurelio Ebright to Diarrhea Jones.
1984-04-01	The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have promoted Aurelio Ebright to the major league team. The St. Louis Jacksters˛ have sent Joe Warner to the minors.