Show modern player card
Name Team Age
Dita Von Teese Retired (2196, Age 34) 57
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 2, Pick 25
(2181)		 RP L/L
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Ford Hernandez League 0 10 years (124 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
B  C  C-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
D- F  C 
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
D- F  B 
Endurance Velocity Control
C- B+ B 
Leadership   Mentor Value  
B- A-
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
D- 0 5/17/2162
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
1 1 2
Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---) Alt Pos (---)
F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %) F  (0.0 %)

Stats  |   Splits  |   Playoffs  |   Energy  |   Improvements  |   Past Skills  |   Awards   |  Batting   |  Fielding   |  Game Log
Year Vs G IP SO BB H WHIP
2183 AHB 3 2.1 0 0 3 1.29
2183 HHB 5 6.0 8 4 11 2.50
2183 LHB 6 2.1 1 1 4 2.14
2183 RHB 8 6.0 7 3 10 2.17
2184 AHB 5 4.2 4 3 10 2.79
2184 HHB 9 11.1 9 6 18 2.12
2184 LHB 12 6.1 6 2 7 1.42
2184 RHB 13 9.2 7 7 21 2.90
2185 AHB 5 9.0 6 5 9 1.56
2185 HHB 8 11.2 9 6 11 1.46
2185 LHB 10 5.2 5 0 6 1.06
2185 RHB 13 15.0 10 11 14 1.67
2186 AHB 28 44.2 29 18 49 1.50
2186 HHB 18 26.0 17 13 30 1.65
2186 LHB 35 18.2 12 2 24 1.39
2186 RHB 45 52.0 34 29 55 1.62
2187 AHB 15 26.0 16 9 28 1.42
2187 HHB 15 20.0 22 8 23 1.55
2187 LHB 24 10.1 7 3 16 1.84
2187 RHB 30 35.2 31 14 35 1.37
2188 AHB 12 14.0 6 5 14 1.36
2188 HHB 12 13.1 9 13 17 2.25
2188 LHB 13 8.1 6 1 5 0.72
2188 RHB 23 19.0 9 17 26 2.26
2189 AHB 14 18.2 16 8 31 2.09
2189 HHB 11 18.2 15 5 26 1.66
2189 LHB 18 9.0 8 4 14 2.00
2189 RHB 25 28.1 23 9 43 1.84
2190 AHB 20 28.0 17 15 41 2.00
2190 HHB 15 22.0 17 12 37 2.23
2190 LHB 21 12.2 7 4 17 1.66
2190 RHB 34 37.1 27 23 61 2.25
2191 AHB 25 40.1 25 17 32 1.21
2191 HHB 26 38.0 28 20 40 1.58
2191 LHB 29 11.2 10 2 12 1.20
2191 RHB 51 66.2 43 35 60 1.43
2192 AHB 26 36.0 27 21 30 1.42
2192 HHB 13 18.0 13 13 11 1.33
2192 LHB 14 4.1 3 6 7 3.00
2192 RHB 37 49.2 37 28 34 1.25
2193 AHB 14 13.2 15 5 18 1.68
2193 HHB 23 21.2 17 14 26 1.85
2193 LHB 12 3.2 4 2 5 1.91
2193 RHB 37 31.2 28 17 39 1.77
2194 AHB 16 23.2 18 11 24 1.48
2194 HHB 17 23.0 22 9 33 1.83
2194 LHB 20 6.0 5 5 9 2.33
2194 RHB 33 40.2 35 15 48 1.55
2195 AHB 4 6.0 7 6 6 2.00
2195 HHB 2 2.2 2 3 6 3.38
2195 LHB 3 1.1 1 1 2 2.25
2195 RHB 6 7.1 8 8 10 2.45
2196 AHB 1 2.2 3 0 7 2.63
2196 HHB 2 1.1 0 2 2 3.00
2196 LHB 3 0.1 0 1 1 6.00
2196 RHB 3 3.2 3 1 8 2.45
2219 AHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2219 HHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2219 LHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
2219 RHB 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.00
Total AHB 188 269.2 189 123 302 1.58
Total HHB 176 233.2 188 128 291 1.79
Total LHB 220 100.2 75 34 129 1.62
Total RHB 358 402.2 302 217 464 1.69
Total 364 503.1 377 251 593 1.68
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2196-11-01Dita Von Teese has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2196-11-01The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Ann Corio to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Noel Toy to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Edwin Pactwa to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have designated Brad Murphy for assignment. The Baltimore Strippers have designated Roberto Ardizoia for assignment. The Baltimore Strippers have designated Dita Von Teese for assignment.
2196-10-02The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Dita Von Teese to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Brad Murphy to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Roberto Ardizoia to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have sent Barry Bernhardt to the minors. The Baltimore Strippers have sent Joe Grissom to the minors. The Baltimore Strippers have sent Ann Corio to the minors.
2196-08-30The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Noel Toy to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have sent Joe Grissom to the minors. The Baltimore Strippers have designated Dita Von Teese for assignment.
2196-07-29The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Dita Von Teese to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have sent Noel Toy to the minors.
2195-10-12The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Edwin Pactwa to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have promoted Carl Blefary to the major league team. The Baltimore Strippers have designated Dita Von Teese for assignment.
2192-09-30Dita Von Teese of the Baltimore Strippers is injured and is expected to be out 5 days.
2185-09-02The Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers have promoted Sally Rand to the major league team. The Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers have promoted Dita Von Teese to the major league team. The Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers have promoted Claude Maloney to the major league team.
2185-04-28The Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers have renamed David Brent to Dita Von Teese.
2185-04-06The Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers have sent David Brent down to the minors.
2184-08-24The Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers have promoted David Brent to the major league team. The Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers have sent Red Grim to the minors.
2184-04-01Trade #1874743 has been completed between the Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers and the New York Bandits. The New York Bandits receive Oliver Queen, Edgardo Brewer, Steve Rodgers from the Baltimore Fuzzy Bunny Slippers in exchange for David Brent, Odie Sadek.
2183-10-12The New York Bandits have sent Daryl Philbin to the minors. The New York Bandits have sent David Brent to the minors.
2183-09-02The New York Bandits have promoted Daryl Philbin to the major league team. The New York Bandits have promoted David Brent to the major league team. The New York Bandits have promoted Rubin Robeo III to the major league team.
2182-04-14The New York Bandits have renamed Harvey Walbeck to David Brent.