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| Name | Team | Age |
| Trent Artichoker |  Chicago Douchenozzles |
31 |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 22 (2058) |
RP | B/L |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Billy Williams League | 0 | 8 years (158 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor Value
|
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 8/31/2039 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Energy | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Batting | Fielding | Game Log
| Year
|
Team | W | L | G | GS | CG | SHO | SV | BS | IP | H | R | ER | HBP | BB | SO | WHIP | ERA |
| 2062 | CHN | 2 | 2 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 33.1 | 47 | 34 | 32 | 2 | 27 | 30 | 2.22 | 8.64 |
| 2063 | CHN | 2 | 3 | 69 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 73.0 | 90 | 53 | 49 | 3 | 47 | 65 | 1.88 | 6.04 |
| 2064 | CHN | 5 | 4 | 87 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 102.2 | 127 | 64 | 61 | 4 | 52 | 86 | 1.74 | 5.35 |
| 2065 | CHN | 4 | 4 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 68.2 | 83 | 50 | 46 | 2 | 29 | 66 | 1.63 | 6.03 |
| 2066 | CHN | 3 | 3 | 81 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 90.2 | 101 | 57 | 50 | 3 | 40 | 71 | 1.56 | 4.96 |
| 2067 | CHN | 5 | 2 | 97 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 102.2 | 132 | 90 | 76 | 3 | 65 | 75 | 1.92 | 6.66 |
| 2068 | CHN | 3 | 4 | 103 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 150.2 | 156 | 75 | 70 | 8 | 68 | 146 | 1.49 | 4.18 |
| 2069 | CHN | 2 | 5 | 81 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 109.0 | 131 | 73 | 66 | 7 | 54 | 102 | 1.70 | 5.45 |
| 2070 | CHN | 1 | 2 | 99 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 121.2 | 108 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 57 | 126 | 1.36 | 3.55 |
| 2071 | CHN | 4 | 0 | 81 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 119.1 | 125 | 54 | 44 | 1 | 59 | 103 | 1.54 | 3.32 |
| Total | 31 | 29 | 799 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 83 | 971.2 | 1100 | 603 | 542 | 37 | 498 | 870 | 1.64 | 5.02 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2070-05-15 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 15 days. |
| 2069-04-18 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 21 days. |
| 2066-08-18 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 11 days. |
| 2066-06-28 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 20 days. |
| 2065-08-14 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 28 days. |
| 2065-05-17 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 27 days. |
| 2064-04-22 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 24 days. |
| 2063-04-25 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 48 days. |
| 2062-07-29 | Trent Artichoker of the Chicago Douchenozzles is injured and is expected to be out 33 days. |
| 2062-05-03 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Masonori Onishi to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have promoted Trent Artichoker to the major league team. The Chicago Douchenozzles have sent Don Gaule to the minors. The Chicago Douchenozzles have designated Harry Fiene for assignment. |
| 2058-04-06 | The Chicago Douchenozzles have renamed Elmer Davis to Trent Artichoker. |