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| Name | Team | Age |
| Goat Melendez | Retired (2099, Age 37) | Died (2125, Age 63) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 1, Pick 6 (2080) |
3B | L/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Albert Pujols League | 0 | 13 years (159 games) |
| Total Rating
|
Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
|
Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 6/15/2062 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 1 | 3 |
| Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (---) | Alt Pos (C) |
| (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) | (0.0 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year
|
Series | G | AB | R | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | SB | CS | E | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2096 | LCS | 5 | 22 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .364 | .182 | .182 | .182 |
| 2097 | LCS | 7 | 23 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .651 | .346 | .304 | .261 |
| 2098 | LCS | 7 | 27 | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .963 | .370 | .593 | .370 |
| 2098 | WS | 4 | 13 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .516 | .286 | .231 | .231 |
| Total | 23 | 85 | 5 | 23 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 18 | 2 | 1 | 2 | .656 | .303 | .353 | .271 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2099-11-01 | Goat Melendez has retired from the Kansas City Corn Holes |
| 2097-08-05 | Goat Melendez of the Kansas City Corn Holes is injured and is expected to be out 12 days. |
| 2096-08-30 | Goat Melendez of the Kansas City EIGHT Time Defending WS Champs is injured and is expected to be out 22 days. |
| 2096-06-13 | Goat Melendez of the Kansas City EIGHT Time Defending WS Champs is injured and is expected to be out 32 days. |
| 2096-05-23 | Trade #1790224 has been completed between the Miami PhishFan and the Kansas City EIGHT Time Defending WS Champs. The Kansas City EIGHT Time Defending WS Champs receive Jimmy Durante, Goat Melendez from the Miami PhishFan in exchange for Beavis Cornholio, Lefty Saunders, Josias Kingman, Willie Vickers. |
| 2091-05-20 | Goat Melendez of the Miami PhishFan is injured and is expected to be out 22 days. |
| 2090-09-14 | Goat Melendez of the Miami PhishFan is injured and is expected to be out 23 days. |
| 2089-05-07 | Goat Melendez of the Miami PhishFan is injured and is expected to be out 18 days. |
| 2086-06-18 | The Miami PhishFan have promoted Goat Melendez to the major league team. The Miami PhishFan have designated John Longmire for assignment. |
| 2085-07-30 | Trade #1735428 has been completed between the Philadelphia Freedom and the Washington Woolly Mammoths. The Washington Woolly Mammoths receive Dino Martin, Draft Pick 2086 Round 1 TOR (Dwight Fallon) from the Philadelphia Freedom in exchange for Goat Melendez, Draft Pick - 2086 Round 1 (PHI). |
| 2085-06-28 | The Washington Woolly Mammoths have placed Goat Melendez on the trade block. |
| 2085-06-10 | Trade #1734304 has been completed between the Washington Woolly Mammoths and the New York Vampire Zombies. The New York Vampire Zombies receive Fred Bowcock from the Washington Woolly Mammoths in exchange for Goat Melendez. |
| 2084-06-29 | The New York Vampire Zombies have promoted Goat Melendez to the major league team. |
| 2084-05-12 | Trade #1727691 has been completed between the New York Vampire Zombies and the Detroit Dauntless Dachshunds. The Detroit Dauntless Dachshunds receive Tom Hoffman, Ramon Tremper from the New York Vampire Zombies in exchange for Jim Rozario, Goat Melendez. |
| 2084-04-30 | The Detroit Dauntless Dachshunds have removed Goat Melendez from the trade block. |
| 2084-04-19 | The Detroit Dauntless Dachshunds have placed Goat Melendez on the trade block. |
| 2080-06-04 | The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have removed Goat Melendez from the trade block. |
| 2080-05-12 | The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have placed Goat Melendez on the trade block. |
| 2080-04-18 | Trade #1704210 has been completed between the Detroit Delusional Donkeys and the St. Louis Ravens. The St. Louis Ravens receive Leo Bennett from the Detroit Delusional Donkeys in exchange for Goat Melendez. |
| 2078-10-08 | Trade #1698616 has been completed between the Pittsburgh Chosen Ones and the Atlanta Spacehawks. The Atlanta Spacehawks receive Draft Pick - 2080 Round 2 (PIT), Draft Pick 2079 Round 1 PIT (Takao Aoyama) from the Pittsburgh Chosen Ones in exchange for Draft Pick 2080 Round 1 BAL (Goat Melendez). |
| 2078-07-14 | Trade #1696411 has been completed between the Detroit Delusional Donkeys and the Atlanta Spacehawks. The Atlanta Spacehawks receive Bill Tobik, Draft Pick 2080 Round 1 BAL (Goat Melendez) from the Detroit Delusional Donkeys in exchange for Erskine Harley, Draft Pick 2080 Round 1 BRO (Phil Alexander), Draft Pick 2079 Round 2 ATL (Alex Sanford), Draft Pick 2080 Round 2 ATL (Willie Blakely). |
| 2077-04-08 | Trade #1687129 has been completed between the Detroit Delusional Donkeys and the Baltimore Blue Bombers. The Baltimore Blue Bombers receive Dave Smith, Bob Miller from the Detroit Delusional Donkeys in exchange for Draft Pick 2080 Round 1 BAL (Goat Melendez). |