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| Name | Team | Age |
| Slim Johnson | Retired (2091, Age 34) | Died (2129, Age 72) |
| Drafted | Position | Bats/Throws |
| Round 2, Pick 26 (2078) |
3B | R/R |
| League | Option Years
|
Majors Service Time |
| Albert Pujols League | 0 | 2 years (98 games) |
| Total Rating
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Arm | Range |
| Contact vs R | Contact vs L | Speed |
| Power vs R | Power vs L | Bunting |
| Endurance | Velocity | Control |
| Leadership
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Mentor vs RHP
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Mentor vs LHP
|
| Health
|
Injured Days
|
Birthday |
| 0 | 7/21/2057 | |
| WS Rings | WS Appearances | LCS Appearances |
| 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Alt Pos (RF) | Alt Pos (CF) | Alt Pos (1B) |
| (48.7 %) | (14.1 %) | (10.8 %) |
Stats | Splits | Playoffs | Positions | Improvements | Past Skills | Awards | Fielding | Game Log
| Year | Vs | G | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | BB | SO | OPS | OBP | SLG | AVG |
| 2079 | AHP | 51 | 163 | 30 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 7 | 42 | .486 | .222 | .264 | .184 |
| 2079 | HHP | 42 | 111 | 24 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 7 | 29 | .600 | .267 | .333 | .216 |
| 2079 | LHP | 34 | 57 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 13 | .665 | .297 | .368 | .228 |
| 2079 | RHP | 80 | 217 | 41 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 9 | 58 | .497 | .225 | .272 | .189 |
| 2080 | AHP | 47 | 170 | 38 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 9 | 35 | .639 | .263 | .376 | .224 |
| 2080 | HHP | 58 | 196 | 39 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 7 | 51 | .506 | .230 | .276 | .199 |
| 2080 | LHP | 51 | 82 | 19 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 21 | .695 | .292 | .402 | .232 |
| 2080 | RHP | 97 | 284 | 58 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 28 | 9 | 65 | .531 | .231 | .299 | .204 |
| 2081 | AHP | 16 | 45 | 15 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 8 | 12 | 1.078 | .434 | .644 | .333 |
| 2081 | HHP | 16 | 45 | 13 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 7 | .827 | .360 | .467 | .289 |
| 2081 | LHP | 14 | 23 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 1.393 | .480 | .913 | .435 |
| 2081 | RHP | 30 | 67 | 18 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 10 | 12 | .805 | .372 | .433 | .269 |
| 2082 | AHP | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | .250 | .250 | .000 | .000 |
| 2082 | HHP | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1.000 | .200 | .800 | .200 |
| 2082 | RHP | 3 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 5 | .594 | .231 | .364 | .091 |
| 2086 | AHP | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| 2086 | LHP | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
| Total | AHP | 117 | 385 | 83 | 17 | 0 | 12 | 43 | 26 | 92 | .620 | .267 | .353 | .216 |
| Total | HHP | 117 | 357 | 77 | 10 | 1 | 9 | 36 | 18 | 89 | .584 | .259 | .325 | .216 |
| Total | LHP | 100 | 163 | 42 | 9 | 0 | 8 | 25 | 14 | 41 | .779 | .318 | .460 | .258 |
| Total | RHP | 210 | 579 | 118 | 18 | 1 | 13 | 54 | 30 | 140 | .552 | .247 | .306 | .204 |
| Total | 234 | 742 | 160 | 27 | 1 | 21 | 79 | 44 | 181 | .603 | .263 | .340 | .216 |
| Date | Transaction |
| 2091-11-01 | Slim Johnson has retired from the Free Agency Pool |
| 2090-03-25 | The New York Vampire Zombies have waived Slim Johnson. |
| 2086-08-23 | The New York Vampire Zombies have promoted Sherm McCabe to the major league team. The New York Vampire Zombies have designated Slim Johnson for assignment. |
| 2086-07-07 | The New York Vampire Zombies have promoted Slim Johnson to the major league team. |
| 2086-07-07 | The New York Vampire Zombies have acquired Slim Johnson from the waiver wire. |
| 2086-04-18 | The Montreal Expos have waived Slim Johnson. |
| 2083-04-28 | The Montreal Expos have acquired Slim Johnson from the waiver wire. The Montreal Expos have waived Ray Thomas. |
| 2083-04-08 | The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have waived Slim Johnson. |
| 2082-10-03 | The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have sent Trey Mabry to the minors. The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have sent Slim Johnson to the minors. |
| 2082-09-28 | The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have promoted Chuck Smith to the major league team. The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have promoted Slim Johnson to the major league team. The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have promoted Dell Lehman to the major league team. |
| 2082-04-08 | The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have acquired Slim Johnson from the waiver wire. |
| 2082-04-01 | The Kansas City Krabby Patties have waived Slim Johnson. |
| 2081-08-03 | The Kansas City Krabby Patties have promoted Wilson French to the major league team. The Kansas City Krabby Patties have sent Slim Johnson to the minors. |
| 2081-07-13 | The Kansas City Krabby Patties have promoted Slim Johnson to the major league team. |
| 2081-05-12 | The Kansas City Krabby Patties have promoted Hal Himes to the major league team. The Kansas City Krabby Patties have sent Slim Johnson to the minors. |
| 2080-04-11 | Slim Johnson of the Kansas City Krabby Patties is injured and is expected to be out 12 days. |
| 2079-04-08 | The Kansas City Krabby Patties have promoted Slim Johnson to the major league team. The Kansas City Krabby Patties have sent George Burgess to the minors. |
| 2079-04-08 | The Kansas City Krabby Patties have demoted Slim Johnson to the minor leagues. |
| 2079-04-01 | The Kansas City Krabby Patties have promoted Slim Johnson to the major league team. The Kansas City Krabby Patties have sent Hank Pico to the minors. |
| 2077-09-19 | Trade #1691829 has been completed between the Brooklyn Dodgers and the Kansas City Krabby Patties. The Kansas City Krabby Patties receive George Burgess, Draft Pick 2078 Round 2 BRO (Slim Johnson) from the Brooklyn Dodgers in exchange for Wil Kamm. |