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Name Team Age
Samuel L. Clemens VIII Retired (2090, Age 38) 78
Drafted Position Bats/Throws
Round 5, Pick 75
(2075)
LF L/R
League Option Years   Majors Service Time
Albert Pujols League 0 7 years (53 games)
Total Rating   Arm Range
C+ C+ C-
Contact vs R Contact vs L Speed
B+
Power vs R Power vs L Bunting
C-
Endurance Velocity Control
B- D-
Leadership   Mentor vs RHP   Mentor vs LHP  
A+ B-
Health   Injured Days   Birthday
C+ 0 10/26/2052
WS Rings WS Appearances LCS Appearances
0 0 0
Alt Pos (RF) Alt Pos (1B) Alt Pos (---)
A+ (92.1 %) (13.9 %) (0.0 %)

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Year   Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS E OPS OBP SLG AVG
2083 CIN 21 54 3 11 3 0 0 7 5 6 0 2 2 .530 .271 .259 .204
2084 CIN 90 311 39 86 23 4 3 36 33 34 6 3 1 .753 .348 .405 .277
2085 CIN 75 246 34 63 9 0 5 29 45 36 8 4 0 .728 .374 .354 .256
2086 CIN 98 357 41 97 16 3 5 44 36 44 5 2 6 .713 .338 .375 .272
2087 CIN 97 362 43 105 15 4 2 50 49 54 3 2 7 .746 .376 .370 .290
2088 CIN 81 292 34 79 10 3 5 33 30 44 6 6 8 .713 .336 .377 .271
2089 CIN 70 243 23 58 6 0 4 31 30 39 3 3 3 .634 .321 .313 .239
2090 CIN 34 119 11 24 3 0 1 7 12 24 0 0 2 .525 .273 .252 .202
Total 566 1984 228 523 85 14 25 237 240 281 31 22 29 .702 .343 .358 .264
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2090-11-01Samuel L. Clemens VIII has retired from the Cincinnati Reds
2083-08-04The Cincinnati Reds have promoted Samuel L. Clemens VIII to the major league team.
2080-07-17The Cincinnati Reds have acquired Samuel L. Clemens VIII from the waiver wire.
2080-06-22The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have waived Samuel L. Clemens VIII.
2080-06-20The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have acquired Samuel L. Clemens VIII from the waiver wire.
2080-06-08The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have waived Samuel L. Clemens VIII.
2080-05-19The Detroit Delusional Donkeys have acquired Samuel L. Clemens VIII from the waiver wire.
2080-04-08The New York Vampire Zombies have waived Samuel L. Clemens VIII.
2080-04-01The New York Vampire Zombies have promoted Bob Sunday to the major league team. The New York Vampire Zombies have promoted Rocky Headland to the major league team. The New York Vampire Zombies have sent Terry Johnson to the minors. The New York Vampire Zombies have sent Samuel L. Clemens VIII to the minors.
2080-04-01The New York Vampire Zombies have promoted Samuel L. Clemens VIII to the major league team.
2075-04-01The New York Vampire Zombies have renamed Freddy Clemens to Samuel L. Clemens VIII.